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Breaking News: Student Branka Mo. just got fired!

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James Lewis4 James Lewis4 MemberOP
19 messages
joined Mar 2004
#1 ·
So, why did Brankica get canned from the sperm bank?
Word on the street is she was getting tipsy on the clock.
Chloe Howard3 Chloe Howard3 Newcomer
6 messages
joined Jul 2004
#2 ·
James Lewis4 said:Why did Brankica get fired from the sperm bank?
Word is she was drinking on the job.

🤣 🤣

A bit much...
James Lewis4 James Lewis4 MemberOP
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#3 ·
Krcko Che is calling.
Krcko Che, do you still dream about that absolute beast of a bull?
Che: How could you not?
Krcko Che, just bring that guy over to my place tomorrow morning so he can go fertilize my cow.
Che: It can be done.
The director went and brought Che a bull, while he handed Krcko a cow...
After a while, Krcko realizes that the bull isn't actually doing a damn thing.
Krcko Che: Is that bull ever going to show up? It’s already past noon.
Yeah, here we go... just watch...
I basically teased Che by messing with the cow, then gave the bull a little nudge on the nose, and honestly, the guy just lost his mind—he went straight for the cow and absolutely went to town on her!

After the bull finally hauled Che home and Krcko, completely drained, crawled into bed to sleep, he couldn't shake the whole damn ordeal from his mind, lying there wondering if that same spark that drives a bull might actually be burning inside him too.
He slides his hand between her legs, rubs it there, then brings it up to his nose and face and... absolutely nothing happens! He tries it again, going back between her legs before hitting his face once more, and still... nothing at all!
That lunatic is already at it again, sliding his hand between Brankica's legs and rubbing away the moment she finally wakes up.
Branka: Hey Krcko, what are you even up to...
Krcko: Honestly, just keep sleeping if that's what you want to do...
He flips the light on, catches a glimpse of Branko, and just snaps, "For God's sake, man, what kind of fight did you get yourself into this time!?" 😲
granitepuma3 granitepuma3 Member
31 messages
joined Dec 2005
#4 ·
James Lewis4 said:So, why did Brankica get canned from the sperm bank?
Turns out she was having a few drinks on the clock.

Man... just an FYI... I don't exactly keep my swimmers in a vault... but if I were in your shoes... you're a total freak of nature... honestly, it might be worth saving for future generations... maybe in a thousand years they'll finally figure out what caused your brain fog.😬
granitepuma3 granitepuma3 Member
31 messages
joined Dec 2005
#5 ·
So, here’s a little slice of reality—a joke, if you want to call it that—straight from the life of a junior dev like Tommy:

So, Tommy Gad was complaining about some stomach issues. He goes in to see his doctor, gets a super rushed exam—probably one of those quick check-ups you get at a busy clinic in Chicago—and the doc just looks at him and says:
Send me a sample of your chair!
So Tommy goes home, and the very next day he shows up with this massive bag of crap. The doctor takes just one tiny little spoonful of it, and Tommy just stands there, staring at him like he’s lost his damn mind, and says:
I mean, I could have just stayed home and scratched my own itch, honestly.

🙂 🤮
granitepuma3 granitepuma3 Member
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joined Dec 2005
#6 ·
Vuco asks Tommy Gad:
"Hey Tommy, can I call you Adam?"
Tommy replies:
"Why on earth would you want to do that?"
Vuco goes:
"Because you're my number one!"
Then Tommy turns the tables on Vuco:
"Can I start calling you a Peugeot?"
Vuco asks:
"And what's the logic there?"
Tommy Gad hits back:
"Because you're just a 607 to me."

😂
James Lewis4 James Lewis4 MemberOP
19 messages
joined Mar 2004
#7 ·
Krcko drops by Brankica's place:
- Check out these condoms I picked up! They come in all sorts of flavors, orange, lemon, peach... you can just suck on them and try to guess which is which. Turn off the light, Krcko, and
Branka says - gorgonzola!
- Hold on a second, I haven't even put it on yet.
James Lewis4 James Lewis4 MemberOP
19 messages
joined Mar 2004
#8 ·
Why did Branka turn gay? Because it’s a hell of a lot easier to get into his ass than it is to get anything into that thick skull of his!

😁
Chloe Howard3 Chloe Howard3 Newcomer
6 messages
joined Jul 2004
#9 ·
James Lewis4 said:Why did Brankica get fired from the sperm bank?
Word is she was drinking on the job.

SvogaTelaGospodar said:well... fyi... i don't store my sperm in a bank...


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Brankica doesn't know anything, let alone how to play the game.😁

😂 😂
Chloe Howard3 Chloe Howard3 Newcomer
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joined Jul 2004
#10 ·
James Lewis4 said:Why did Branka turn gay? Because it's easier to get into his ass than into his head!

😁


😁 😁 😁

You notice Branka has a totally different sense of humor now, I guess. Where'd that come from?
James Lewis4 James Lewis4 MemberOP
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joined Mar 2004
#11 ·
Straight from the depths of pure schizophrenia.
Jason Morgan2 Jason Morgan2 Member
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joined Dec 2002
#12 ·
Who the hell is James Lewis4 talking about? His own niece?
Is this incest or pedophilia we're discussing?

your 🙂 Roko's mother fucker 🙂

[we're just dozing off and messing around a bit 🎉 ]
🙄
James Lewis4 James Lewis4 MemberOP
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joined Mar 2004
#13 ·
Black Hawk Down said:Who the hell is James Lewis4 talking about, his own niece?
Are we talking incest or pedophilia here?

your absolute 🙂 Roko's mother fucker 🙂

[just nodding off and messing around a bit 🎉 ]
🙄

Go ask your sister...
shadowfalcon33 shadowfalcon33 Active Member
64 messages
joined Jan 2008
#14 ·
Gentlemen,

Going forward, please refrain from mentioning anyone's relatives or any high-ranking officials.

Thanks for understanding,
P.
Jack Johnson Jack Johnson Member
41 messages
joined Sep 2006
#15 ·
James Lewis4 said:So, why did Brankica get fired from the sperm bank?
Word on the street is she was drinking on the job...

Good grief...
Jack Johnson Jack Johnson Member
41 messages
joined Sep 2006
#16 ·
James Lewis4 said:Calling Krcko Che...
Krcko: Do you still remember that absolute beast of a bull...?
How could I not...
Krcko Che... just bring him over to my place tomorrow morning so he can go fertilize my cow...
It works...
The director brought out a bull for Che, while for Krcko, he just provided a cow...
After a while, Krcko realizes the bull isn't actually doing anything at all...
Krcko: Is that bull ever going to show up? It’s already past noon...
Oh, here we go... just watch...
I suppose I played a little prank on the cow... a bit of manual mischief between the legs, then a quick tap to the bull's nose... and the thing just lost its mind. It lunged straight at the cow and went to town... absolutely wild...

Back when the bull finally dragged Che home... and Krcko was just too wiped out to do anything but crash for the night... he couldn't stop thinking about that whole business with the bull. It kept gnawing at him. He couldn't help wondering if whatever happened with the bull might just happen to him, too...
He slides his hand between her legs, brushes against her, then moves to her nose and face and... nothing. He tries it again... back between her legs and then over her face and... still nothing...
That lunatic is already at it again, sliding his hand between Brankica's legs and just rubbing there once she wakes up...
Branka: Hey Krcko, what's on your mind...
Krcko Che: Oh, please... just keep sleeping if that's what you want...
I flicked on the light for Branko, caught a glimpse of him, and just had to say... damn it, man, what did you have to fight about this time??... 😲

Good grief...
Jack Johnson Jack Johnson Member
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joined Sep 2006
#17 ·
James Lewis4 said:So, Krcko drops by Brankica's place:
- Look at these condoms I picked up! They've got all sorts of flavors... orange, lemon, peach... you should try guessing which one it is. Hey Krcko, turn off the light, and
Branka goes - gorgonzola!
- Hold on, I haven't even put it on yet.

Good grief...
Jack Johnson Jack Johnson Member
41 messages
joined Sep 2006
#18 ·
James Lewis4 said:Why did Branka turn gay? Because it's easier to get into his ass than into his head!

😁

Good grief...
Jack Johnson Jack Johnson Member
41 messages
joined Sep 2006
#19 ·
James Lewis4 said:It’s just schizophrenia...

Good grief.
Jack Johnson Jack Johnson Member
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joined Sep 2006
#20 ·
Uncle Fucker said:Just ask your sister...

Good grief...

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