Posts by Melissa Williams4

I hear Zvonimir Boban is doing incredibly well down in Miami, especially since he built his house right next to Goran Ivanišević's. 👍

Maybe the rabbit should just join Zeljko Jerkov on the Big City shortlist?

Good luck....👋

🙂

ironcobra27 said:Yes, sir, Mr. Apple.

Whatever you say.

You're being incredibly depressing, ironcobra27. It's probably just the autumn blues...😢

Honestly, who cares? Just imagine if you actually looked like a pineapple—now THAT would be a tragedy! 😂

Melissa Williams4 said:Oh, so we're talking about how acid rain affects the flavor profile of young pickles? Or how increased acidity speeds up cucumber ripening? What else? Tell me, what are the *real* issues here? Don't be so sour...

Warren Buffett:

ironcobra27 It’s not that, it’s photons...

Ah, so acidic photons are the problem! It’s easy—just swap "photon" for "cucumber" in New York City, then keep running the formula that determines the energy of acidic cucumbers.

Warren Buffett:

Melissa Williams4 Ironcobra, seriously, something is wrong with you... what's going on? Talk to me, maybe I can help...

Warren Buffett:

ironcobra27 What’s the difference between an apple and a lemon?

Apples are cheerful, playful, sweet... lemons are pathologically sour and obsessed with losing weight... plus there are visual differences. We Americans are quite sensitive to that, you know... we keep our distance. It's old news, I don't like discussing it. 😉

Warren Buffett:

Melissa Williams4 I know, I know, the earth kicked you after your vacation on Maui so now you've turned all sour... that ocean must have been nasty, but don't worry, just add some wine vinegar to the solution and everything will look rosy again.

Warren Buffett:

ironcobra27 A pickled cucumber isn't actually sour. It's just been pickled.

That doesn't mean you shouldn't add wine vinegar to the solution to make his world look a little rosier.

I know, those drinks are bothering you... what can I say, you spent too much time jumping around in the ocean. 😉

ironcobra27 said:Get lost, you orange lunatic. I have actual problems to deal with. :zvko:

Oh, what "actual problems"? The impact of increased soil acidity on the flavor profile of young pickles? Or how heavy rainfall accelerates cucumber ripening? Come on, enlighten me. What are these massive crises you're facing? Don't be such a sourpuss...😍

Lace, you're really out of line here... what's gotten into you? Talk to Melissa Williams4, maybe she can help you out...😢

I get it. You got dumped after your summer vacation in Maui and now you're acting bitter. That ocean air probably didn't help your mood, but just add some white vinegar to your life and things might look a little brighter. :zvko:

ironcobra27 said:Thanks for thinking of me, you absolute creeps.

Ironcobra27, still sour?

Lighten up. Life is way too short to spend it acting like a bitter old man. 😵