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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 23, 2020

In any kind of actual war scenario, you don't need a dog. You just end up babysitting Jandroković instead. If a shell even starts heading toward the building, Njojo will be the first one out the door. He’s got those survival instincts dialed in perfectly.

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 23, 2020

How did Jandroković take off so fast 🤣

Gazela 🙏

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 23, 2020

Anthony Jackson2 said:If I remember correctly, in that village up north in Italy where this all kicked off, asymptomatic cases hit around 40%—so it really just comes down to the sample you're looking at.

Look, in Lombardy and Veneto—or whatever they call them there—they ran over 10,000 antibody tests. 10% came back positive. That means 1,000 people walked right through life without having any clue.

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 23, 2020

It all kicked off in China, so people immediately jumped to blaming the Chinese, but honestly, who actually knows where this thing really started?

It was likely those Champions League and Europa League matches. By the time things were already spiraling out of control, the domestic leagues—basically sitting somewhere between 5th and 12th place—really just added fuel to the fire.

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 22, 2020

Some Catholic wearing a Star Wars shirt.

🤣

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 22, 2020

Anthony Jackson2 said:No way you didn't hear about something from the 80s when you were 15🤦

So, I did a little digging on Google, and here’s what I found out about that comic. It first hit the shelves back in 1992. After that initial run, they released more issues between 1994 and 1996. All told, there are 22 issues in total.

http://skab612.com/index.php?site=bs...nice&oznaka=GL

Look, you’re repeating yourself again. Seriously, come up with something fresh for once! You’ve already pegged me as some fifteen-year-old kid because of my takes on soccer topics, and honestly, you say that every single time. I'm telling you right now—do the math. Try 15 times 2 and see if you get a different answer. 🙂

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 22, 2020

Maria Anderson said:I’ll just put that one right in the freezer for later! 🙂

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 22, 2020

Where on earth is rabbit 😬

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 22, 2020

Never heard of that one.

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 22, 2020

So, what’s the deal with private property? ☕

What exactly is the police allowed to do on private property? Is this rule just for churches, or does it apply everywhere?

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 22, 2020

Vučić probably thinks he’s doing everyone a favor by keeping the youth stuck in place like this. 🤣

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 22, 2020

What kind of person blocks their kid from playing NBA 2K20 tomorrow? 🤣

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 21, 2020

Throw a topic my way

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 21, 2020

0.25 Cole $3.25 🙏

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 20, 2020

Amanda Evans2 went full high-society American

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 20, 2020

Man, you’ve got a massive lineup here—Dampyr, Natan, Martin Mystere, Mister No... just pick one already!

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 20, 2020

Martin Mystere?

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 20, 2020

Jessica Gonzalez said:The McPers is actually pretty good for the price. It’s kind of a heavy, bread-focused burger, which I personally like. Honestly, I could probably just eat the bun. They don't seem to be skimping on the size, whereas a lot of other places do. The only annoying thing is that those jerks only take cash, and there isn't an ATM anywhere near there.

Oh, come on! You don't eat a burger for the bun. The ratio of dough to meat is just completely ridiculous. The meat is so thin it’s like they sliced up some deli ham—you can barely find traces of it. Every bite is basically 80% chewy bread and maybe 20% actual meat. 🙂

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 20, 2020

MekPers is totally overrated. You just end up with paper-thin meat and a burger bun that feels like chewing on rubber.

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer · Apr 20, 2020

What’s the name of that fast food joint right under the tower at the square? You know, the one where you get those massive loaded baked potatoes and they give you whatever sauce you want in little cups. They are seriously good. The portions are absolutely huge 🙏