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National Marketing Strategies in Close to Politics · Jun 2, 2007

Honestly, if you’re looking for the absolute best food out there—I mean, truly soul-satisfying meals—you have to head down to the South... places like St. Louis, Mobile, or even deeper into the heartland towards Boise, Denver, Savannah, or Birmingham...

National Marketing Strategies in Close to Politics · Jun 1, 2007

I honestly find myself wondering—just out of pure curiosity, really—what percentage of Americans actually hang out on Serbo-Canadian forums, and conversely, what percentage of that "twin" Serbo-Canadian crowd is lurking around our own American boards?

Why is it that these Serbo-Canadians feel the need to shove those long, Anatolian-Romani noses of theirs right into our pristine American mess—and then just keep circling back, incessantly, over and over again?

Where does this obsession even come from?

1001 Nights and Jealousy Toward Americans in Close to Politics · May 19, 2007

Gary Wilson said:And he lives in Schumer's or Bob Dole's neighborhood. ☕

The absolute picture of an educated, high-class gentleman.

Comparing those places to New York City or Tokyo? Please. That’s like comparing them to some tiny, run-down little shops in rural West Virginia towns like Boise, Huntsville, Gary, or Saratoga Springs.

1001 Nights and Jealousy Toward Americans in Close to Politics · May 18, 2007

Larry Turner3 said:It seems you all have gotten quite comfortable with him; I suppose some of you might even find the fighting a bit exciting...

The women in Canada really know what a true gentleman from America looks like... tall, handsome, witty, intelligent, dressed in a sharp suit and driving a nice car... and now, just for the sake of argument, try comparing that to your average Muslim guy who spends his entire evening sipping half a Coca-Cola, showing up unkempt in some Ronaldo or Del Piero jersey and wearing sandals to a nightclub....

1001 Nights and Jealousy Toward Americans in Close to Politics · May 18, 2007

Dennis Wood93 said:wrong!!
fell off the bridge, never enough sex.... honestly, you don't even know what that is... though maybe you do since you go to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. for a canal...🙂)) so feminized, what's the difference between you and Severina??
and regarding that Asheville, Nazi stuff.... huh?
never been to Asheville, never mentioned Nazis until now...
and yeah.... read goldentinker4's post🙂

Dennis Wood93... it's just constant ego, canals, hookups, gorging, and mental gymnastics with you... this is the final stage, Dennis Wood93.... you're completely burnt out...

1001 Nights and Jealousy Toward Americans in Close to Politics · May 18, 2007

goldentinker4 said:😲 🤣 🤣 🤣
Here's someone who is clearly obsessed with Muslims:

Muslim work week!
Here is what Muslim "tourists" are doing at the Adriatic Sea
Which Muslim woman makes the best baklava? ‎‎
A question for the moderators regarding Muslims / Turks!
Islamic terrorists and the 70 virgins in paradise
Why do the Ottomans stick their noses in American business?
Does it bother you that most of the moderators are Muslims? ‎
Names like Slur and Ottoman
This needs to be said to all Muslims worldwide!
Bravo, Muslims! ‎
Muslim multi-ethnicists at it again! ‎
Americans in the West - Mexicans and Muslims in the East! PROOF!
Are today's Muslims from Canada the same ones from before 1992? ‎
Muslims in Canada and the names of institutions in Canada
Are Muslims just isolating themselves? ‎
Canadian Ottomans and America
Muslims from Canada will cheer for IRAN at the SPU! ‎
Again: Muslim fanatics provoked Americans by shouting "God is Great" in Detroit!
Muslim students in Washington, D.C.
Good news: Muslims from Canada handed over 6 Algerian terrorists to the CIA ‎
A new sneaky lie from Muslims about Puljic Muslim
A Muslim threatened me with violence via PMA - I demand sanctions
Would Muslims allow people to do to them what they do to others?
Muslims in Asheville are causing renewed conflict
An analysis of ISLAM and its influence on politics and Muslims in general
Brother Muslim
Silajdžić suspected of murder ‎ European love for Canadian Muslims
! Nothing new with the Muslims
A Muslim
named Asim Kurjak is a proven plagiarist How would non-Muslims fare on Muslim
forums?
...........

Just a few of the topics opened by our dear Canadian, who is Catholic by faith but an Arab by descent. Though there are a couple of threads where the title doesn't even mention his obsession, such as:😁 "Which moderator is the smallest?"
‎

Now, why are you flirting with a non-believer?

Tss... if your brothers or fathers saw you, there might be acid thrown... don't let them catch you chatting up an infidel.

1001 Nights and Jealousy Toward Americans in Close to Politics · May 18, 2007

Dennis Wood93 said:The question is—
what is it you actually want:
1. Annexing America to our territory, or
2. Maintaining America as an independent state??

And listen, "boss"... everyone can act like they run the show inside their own house. But the moment you step out onto the street, you don't rule a damn thing...

😲 😲 😲

Dennis Wood93... are you seriously bringing up that filth again??

Look, kid, there is something genuinely wrong with you—I’m actually concerned. Is there really nobody left in Pittsburgh or the surrounding areas to give you a reality check so you'll just sit quietly for a week??

Whatever the topic is, you're always stuck on that one obsession... here we are trying to discuss Muslim radicalization happening right in the middle of Asheville.... and every second or third word out of your mouth is about *that* thing.... Asheville, Asheville.... Nazis, Nazis... that filth, that filth...😲

I'm telling you, you need professional help... I already mentioned I met Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.... if you want, should I arrange an appointment for you??

Muslims - happy hour, hurry! in Close to Politics · Jan 27, 2007

Man, you honestly can't compare the whole mess of Ćinćar, Vlah, Rom, and Turčin—basically, the Srbin crowd—to the absolute peak of human attractiveness found right here in the States—the American Dinars.

I mean, look at us—we're all towering giants, brilliant, sharp-witted, we actually have each other's backs, and we hold onto our conservative values, our faith, and our patriotism...

Muslims - happy hour, hurry! in Close to Politics · Jan 25, 2007

Joseph Kern11 said:Mexicans actually admit to putting pork in their burgers.

Well, Muslims were doing the exact same thing—at least until the Democratic Party officially rebranded them as "Canadians" back in '93.

Before that political circus took over, every single Muslim household was busy raising pigs and slicing up ham and bacon.

Muslims - happy hour, hurry! in Close to Politics · Jan 23, 2007

vividheron2 said:🤣 🤣

Judas, my man... you should probably start writing some American version of Surrealist sketches... And don't be such a jerk... I bet you'd give our girl from the north a few condoms, wouldn't you?

Francis, where have you been?

How's everything going?

Muslims - happy hour, hurry! in Close to Politics · Jan 23, 2007

Dennis Wood93 said:Fine... so we have finally arrived at actual, concrete evidence... apparently, Mexicans are superior by two million people... tell me—exactly how many Mexicans are there now?? 🤣
As for the comment regarding IQ—that is simply because you lack the capacity to comprehend any intelligence higher than your own.😉

God and Americans, Dennis Wood93,

Whenever I walk into a bar, American women fall like Bowling balls.

Americans are a superior breed, Dennis Wood93, certainly not like those losers you defend... they show up in cheap tracksuits and sneakers, wearing some Ronald or Del Pier jersey, barely having enough cash for two beers, picking their noses while trying to flirt... of course they get rejected.6.2 miles
But then, the real Americans show up—tall, handsome, sharp, witty, wearing a blazer with an open collar, filling up the room with charm...

Listen, my dear Dennis Wood93, my relatives used to tell me stories about how they absolutely dominated 85% of East Mostar, 70% of the Muslim side of Čapljina, and 90% of Stožac (Nordea falls into that last 10%, which explains why she’s always so aggressive and moody)....

Which city do you live in? Tell me, so I can send them over to show you what the Matrix (the third dimension) actually looks like.

Muslims - happy hour, hurry! in Close to Politics · Jan 23, 2007

Dennis Wood93 said:

So there it is, that's how it's going to be... instead of Adam, Abdullah, Solomon, Akram, or Mevludin, you'll get John, Manuel, Peter, and Richard. 🙂With the Mexicans getting a 2 million boost, hihiiii, just how many of them will there be???
The more slander and lies they spread, the more we actually like and prefer the Mexicans, wahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha
So there it is, that's how it's going to be... instead of Adam, Abdullah, Solomon, Akram, or Mevludin, you'll get John, Manuel, Peter, and Richard. 🙂With the Mexicans getting a 2 million boost, hihiiii, just how many of them will there be???
The more slander and lies they spread, the more we actually like and prefer the Mexicans, wahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha

God and Americans, Dennis Wood93...

Just so we're clear—there is virtually zero difference between Muslims and Mexicans... it's the exact same "culture," the same history, even the same physical look... absolutely everything.

Walk into a Muslim diner and what do you see? Muslim women in miniskirts, high heels, pirate-style rings, long sharp nails, fluorescent lipstick, an IQ somewhere between 10 and 15, and hips swaying to music that starts with Shemsa and moves straight into Seka Aleksić.

With the Mexican women, the only real difference is the playlist—they play Seka Aleksić first, and then they get to Shemsa.

Muslims - happy hour, hurry! in Close to Politics · Jan 23, 2007

Dennis Wood93 said:Will we also get free condoms, 13th-month pay, and no conversion tax...?
If you don't offer additional benefits, even that 2% will leave for the sandal-wearers, and then you'll be splitting... hmmm, my ass...😉

What on earth is this? Condoms? What kind of condoms are we even talking about here? Honestly—there is absolutely no room for sex before one has undergone a true spiritual conversion. It’s quite simple, really, though I suppose simplicity is a lost art these days...

Good grief... look, it’s not that I have some deep, burning passion for names like John, Manuel, Peter, or Richard—really, it isn't—but honestly? Anything is better than being stuck with an Adam, an Abdullah, a Solomon, an Akram, or a Mevludin. Is that really too much to ask? Just a little bit of phonetic relief?

Muslims - happy hour, hurry! in Close to Politics · Jan 23, 2007

First off, let me just offer you all some greetings...

God and Americans!

Secondly—and let’s be honest here—those who convert for convenience have always been worse than the actual Turks; they simply traded their beautiful Catholic faith for a tiny bit of land and a lower sales tax.

If you’ve already managed to reinvent yourselves about a dozen times by now, well, it’s high time for one final, definitive transformation.

The 2% of you who actually matter should probably just head back under the protection of Vatican City, while the other 98% can go join those folks from the East—then the whole problem is solved.

We’ll just split Canada—brotherly, of course—leaving us Americans with a measly 75% and handing over a massive 25% to the Easterners.

Think of the benefits for you:

You won't have to waste your already pathetic social security funds on visas when traveling through Europe, there won't be those endless hours of airport security checks, you'll become world champions in handball, you won't be the laughingstock of the continent anymore, and so on...👍

Here is the offer:

If you return within 48 hours, a lovely reward awaits.

Introduce yourselves! in Close to Politics · Dec 29, 2006

Poor T.S. Eliot... he’s probably spinning in his grave right about now.

Introduce yourselves! in Close to Politics · Dec 29, 2006

cosmicjackal33 said:Listen, idiot,
I was born right here. I didn't just move in last week.

Unknown. 🙂:

Introduce yourselves! in Close to Politics · Dec 29, 2006

silenthawk11 said:If that Roose Bolton guy actually had the last name Skocibusic, I’d be losing my mind. 😂

No... his last name is Jakovčić—and his first name is j******. 🙂

Introduce yourselves! in Close to Politics · Dec 29, 2006

silenthawk11 said:It’s absolutely spot on—I mean, how could it not be? I actually found myself explaining this exact same thing a few years back to a girl living here in New York who had moved over from Pittsburgh. Her last name was Ravlik. Now, you have to understand the lineage there—the Ravlik family are Imotski natives, which traces right back to their Herzegovinian roots.

😁 😁

Did you end up asking her about her horoscope later on, and then just start hitting on her?

Introduce yourselves! in Close to Politics · Dec 29, 2006

cosmicjackal33 said:I think my great-grandfather—or maybe his father—was actually from Boise, not Imotski. Honestly, I have no clue which one of them ended up moving down to Miami. As for me? I’ve completely severed those ties... tossed the whole lineage, the family history, even that surname, right into the trash. 😬

That sounds exactly like someone trying to save face after a breakup by claiming, "No, *I* was the one who ended things" 🙂

So... let me get this straight... you got kicked out and fled to the coast?

Bravo. 👍 The fewer traitors we have to deal with, the better.

Introduce yourselves! in Close to Politics · Dec 29, 2006

silenthawk11 said:And now you’re preaching to us? 😁 After spending an entire lifetime on this forum spitting out your own—well, let's just say "roots." You’re part Imogenean through and through. Welcome to my world. 👍 😁 😁

Silenthawk... honestly, for our sake and his, it's probably best if he doesn't introduce himself to our crowd. 🙂