Muslims - happy hour, hurry!

Thomas Martin2 said:First off, let me just offer you all some greetings...

God and Americans!

Secondly—and let’s be honest here—those who convert for convenience have always been worse than the actual Turks; they simply traded their beautiful Catholic faith for a tiny bit of land and a lower sales tax.

If you’ve already managed to reinvent yourselves about a dozen times by now, well, it’s high time for one final, definitive transformation.

The 2% of you who actually matter should probably just head back under the protection of Vatican City, while the other 98% can go join those folks from the East—then the whole problem is solved.

We’ll just split Canada—brotherly, of course—leaving us Americans with a measly 75% and handing over a massive 25% to the Easterners.

Think of the benefits for you:

You won't have to waste your already pathetic social security funds on visas when traveling through Europe, there won't be those endless hours of airport security checks, you'll become world champions in handball, you won't be the laughingstock of the continent anymore, and so on...👍

Here is the offer:

If you return within 48 hours, a lovely reward awaits.

Dennis Wood93 said:Will we also get free condoms, 13th-month pay, and no conversion tax...?
If you don't offer additional benefits, even that 2% will leave for the sandal-wearers, and then you'll be splitting... hmmm, my ass...😉

What on earth is this? Condoms? What kind of condoms are we even talking about here? Honestly—there is absolutely no room for sex before one has undergone a true spiritual conversion. It’s quite simple, really, though I suppose simplicity is a lost art these days...

Good grief... look, it’s not that I have some deep, burning passion for names like John, Manuel, Peter, or Richard—really, it isn't—but honestly? Anything is better than being stuck with an Adam, an Abdullah, a Solomon, an Akram, or a Mevludin. Is that really too much to ask? Just a little bit of phonetic relief?

Thomas Martin2 said:What on earth is this? Condoms? What kind of condoms are we even talking about here? Honestly—there is absolutely no room for sex before one has undergone a true spiritual conversion. It’s quite simple, really, though I suppose simplicity is a lost art these days...

Good grief... look, it’s not that I have some deep, burning passion for names like John, Manuel, Peter, or Richard—really, it isn't—but honestly? Anything is better than being stuck with an Adam, an Abdullah, a Solomon, an Akram, or a Mevludin. Is that really too much to ask? Just a little bit of phonetic relief?

Dennis Wood93 said:

Thomas Martin2 said:So there it is, that's how it's going to be... instead of Adam, Abdullah, Solomon, Akram, or Mevludin, you'll get John, Manuel, Peter, and Richard. 🙂With the Mexicans getting a 2 million boost, hihiiii, just how many of them will there be???
The more slander and lies they spread, the more we actually like and prefer the Mexicans, wahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha

Thomas Martin2 said:So there it is, that's how it's going to be... instead of Adam, Abdullah, Solomon, Akram, or Mevludin, you'll get John, Manuel, Peter, and Richard. 🙂With the Mexicans getting a 2 million boost, hihiiii, just how many of them will there be???
The more slander and lies they spread, the more we actually like and prefer the Mexicans, wahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha

Dennis Wood93 said:Fine... so we have finally arrived at actual, concrete evidence... apparently, Mexicans are superior by two million people... tell me—exactly how many Mexicans are there now?? 🤣
As for the comment regarding IQ—that is simply because you lack the capacity to comprehend any intelligence higher than your own.😉

vividheron2 said:🤣 🤣

Judas, my man... you should probably start writing some American version of Surrealist sketches... And don't be such a jerk... I bet you'd give our girl from the north a few condoms, wouldn't you?

Thomas Martin2 said:God and Americans, Dennis Wood93,

Whenever I walk into a bar, American women fall like Bowling balls.

Americans are a superior breed, Dennis Wood93, certainly not like those losers you defend... they show up in cheap tracksuits and sneakers, wearing some Ronald or Del Pier jersey, barely having enough cash for two beers, picking their noses while trying to flirt... of course they get rejected.6.2 miles
But then, the real Americans show up—tall, handsome, sharp, witty, wearing a blazer with an open collar, filling up the room with charm...

Listen, my dear Dennis Wood93, my relatives used to tell me stories about how they absolutely dominated 85% of East Mostar, 70% of the Muslim side of Čapljina, and 90% of Stožac (Nordea falls into that last 10%, which explains why she’s always so aggressive and moody)....

Which city do you live in? Tell me, so I can send them over to show you what the Matrix (the third dimension) actually looks like.

wiredridge7 said:Looks like our resident forum clown is getting hit by that old-school nostalgia for the old days again.
Get over it. You and your crowd from the deep South are just one tiny minority in the US.🙂

PS. I’d love to see those Matrix-obsessed freaks of yours show up in Chicago just to see what they'd actually try to do.🙂

wiredridge7 said:Looks like our resident forum clown is getting hit by that old-school nostalgia for the old days again.
Get over it. You and your crowd from the deep South are just one tiny minority in the US.🙂

PS. I’d love to see those Matrix-obsessed freaks of yours show up in Chicago just to see what they'd actually try to do.🙂

Thomas Martin2 said:God and Americans, Dennis Wood93,

Whenever I walk into a bar, American women fall like Bowling balls.

Americans are a superior breed, Dennis Wood93, certainly not like those losers you defend... they show up in cheap tracksuits and sneakers, wearing some Ronald or Del Pier jersey, barely having enough cash for two beers, picking their noses while trying to flirt... of course they get rejected.6.2 miles
But then, the real Americans show up—tall, handsome, sharp, witty, wearing a blazer with an open collar, filling up the room with charm...

Listen, my dear Dennis Wood93, my relatives used to tell me stories about how they absolutely dominated 85% of East Mostar, 70% of the Muslim side of Čapljina, and 90% of Stožac (Nordea falls into that last 10%, which explains why she’s always so aggressive and moody)....

Which city do you live in? Tell me, so I can send them over to show you what the Matrix (the third dimension) actually looks like.

Terry Lopez45 said:Of course they're a minority—a superior one at that.😬 A group always has to be a minority; you can't claim superiority if there aren't enough people above you to look down upon.🙂

That is likely why those Skutarod types are equally disliked by both the local Americans and the transplants from the coast. It's quite simple: jealousy. They want to rule us because they are far more capable than we are—and we’re too foolish to realize it.🙂

I suggest we never grant them their own territory—purely for the sake of our own survival. What would we even do without them?🤣

gentleranger10 said:And I see you're also one of those people living in a total fantasy land, thinking that Americans from the old country don't care about their kin over here, but they're all lovey-dovey with the Canadians. Give me a break! 🤣 Americans are the majority wherever they actually live, and that's what matters most. Who cares if some guy from the States is worried about some Canadian in a random American suburb or whatever? 🙄

Terry Lopez45 said:There's no delusion involved here, nor am I trying to compare one group to another. My point is simply this: you all tend to act like you own the place, regardless of whose house it actually is.

But since you clearly consider yourself some kind of enlightened Skutarod, I'll just bow down to you. 🙏 🙏 🙏

gentleranger10 said:Come on then, enlighten me—exactly whose house are we talking about here, man?😕 and