Posts by Edward Barrett8

Charles Fox10 said:Where do I find the application and those tax stamps? Where am I supposed to buy them? Or can I just show up unannounced without any formal referrals?

You definitely can't go without referrals! The best references you’ll get are probably from the bank manager you just robbed, or maybe you could attach a criminal indictment for white-collar fraud. Those are really trendy right now.
If your "crime" involves ringing a doorbell and running away, they won't even look at your application.

I think your initiative is actually worth looking into. I’m voting for it, and honestly, I’ll fight politically to support this whole criminal element. We have so much untapped potential here, and plenty of hidden talents just waiting for their big break. The political climate has never been more favorable to push for the promotion of crime.
Why should just a tiny handful of people get to enjoy all the legal and political perks in this country? Don't you think everyone deserves an equal shot at becoming a criminal? 👍