neonmarlin56 said:I just heard this hilarious joke about Americans.
So, a dad calls his son who's stationed over in Iraq:
"Hey son, how are things? I'm doing alright here—just wish you were home to help me dig up the garden! Your old man could use the hand!"
"Thanks, Dad! Doing good too—nothing much changing here in Iraq. Hey, since you're digging anyway, do you want me to tell you where to find 'that thing'???", the son asks.
"What thing, son???"
"You know... 'that thing' I buried last time I was back home."
Suddenly, the call cuts out because the secret service bursts into the old man's house! Three hours later, the dad finally gets back on the line.
"Son, what the heck happened?! Some guys just stormed in and tore up my entire garden!"
"Nothing, Dad... you did ask for some help, didn't you?"
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