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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Your beard's gonna grow eventually, man. It’s totally normal that you don't have one at 13, especially right when you're finally getting out of middle school. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
What’s a man without a beard? Just a little girl.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Justin James10 said:🤣🤣🤣

Will this oblivious nation ever finally grasp the fact that taxation is essentially theft? 🤷

Amen. Whether it's in Sweden, America, or xyzyzzxyz, the whole system exists just so the government can snatch 100% from the people and then hand back maybe 10% to a handful of insiders—usually just whoever happens to be in the right voting bloc at the time.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
James Anderson5 said:Back in 1705, Peter the Great actually introduced a tax on beards. Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing something like that happen today...

Get outta here, Satan! ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
And here comes the green tax, just what we needed 😂—this one’s gonna bleed into daycare, public schools, and even our pensions 🤣.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Anyway, let’s pivot to some "happy" news—the Catalans just announced they're pushing ahead with their referendum. Of course, the Spaniards have already suspended it, and the EU is basically saying they won't have anything to do with Catalonia once this goes down. But hey, the Catalans are going all in regardless. Whatever, man. It hasn't been that long since things were quiet, but now everything is just going up in flames 👋

I can't help but notice one funny little thing, though. Back in the day, when there was talk about Northern Italy breaking away, we didn't see this massive wave of support from certain political circles toward that whole idea ☕ I guess it’s funny how it works: when the Catalans want to split off, suddenly it's a beautiful democratic movement of the people, but when Northern Italy tries to do the same thing, then... 🍿
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
William Gomez5 said:Everyone at the gym knows that too, which is exactly why you don't show up anymore

Someone actually has to put in the work so you guys can even sit there and make plans.☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Man, I only go for a run when I'm running away from women
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:It’s honestly wild how we spend all our energy obsessing over some paramilitary monument or whatever else is trending on Reddit—not that I’ve been following closely, because frankly, I couldn't care less—while everyone gets worked up about emergency press conferences or laughing at what some politician did on a trip to New Zealand. We joke about local scandals and celebrity nonsense, yet meanwhile, our power goes out and nobody gives a damn. Just two quick news clips and then it's gone. The wolves really ate the sheep on this one.

I don't see the issue. This tax money will go toward good causes, for sure—hospitals, student aid, preschools, schools... hey, let 'em tax us, the more the better 👍 and if nothing else, it'll fund renewable energy initiatives. That's a win, right? Don't you love this country, man? 😲 🤣

Every time my paycheck hits and I see those deductions, I get this massive urge to just go buy an automatic weapon and hit the reset button on everything. But then I chill out. If it doesn't hurt anyone else, why should I stress about it? 😁
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Let them spin whatever nonsense they want, whenever they feel like it, for whoever they please. I mean, we actually live in a democracy, right? Nobody’s forcing you to listen to a damn thing.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Justin James10 said:We really need to decouple everything from the national budget. If people want to fund their own interests, they should just go for it; this whole socialist approach where the government pays for every little thing is absolutely insane.

But honestly, it’s incredibly frustrating when the Church goes out of its way to provoke liberals.☕

Half the country would be starving 😁
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Jonathan Barnes5 said:Let me tell you one more thing. I’ve reached a point where I simply don't buy into these narratives anymore. It isn't because I lack a well-researched opinion based on a serious study of the subject, but rather because this nation has become so brazenly dishonest that it’s almost absurd. It feels as though individual ideological stances or deep-seated worldviews mean absolutely nothing the moment Luke hits the field; everything else just evaporates. That is how I experience it. I know a handful of people who wouldn't call themselves religious, yet they fundamentally live by the principles found in the Gospel and are truly good souls. For me, that is enough. Then you have these pretentious, "progressive" wannabe intellectuals who, in many ways, possess a narrower worldview than folks living in rural towns. This country has swallowed so many paradoxes that I feel like I've been burned a hundred times over by these issues. My perspective on life and all these matters has shifted significantly lately.

The older I get, the more I realize I only care about one thing: how much is this going to cost me?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Just the usual predictable nonsense, implying the issue is her learning a language rather than the fact that it’s just a massive, irrational waste of cash. But hey, please, carry on—I won't stop you. 😬
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Honestly, it’s probably best if neither of them does a damn thing.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Look, I’m all for kids learning new languages, but we shouldn't be driving them halfway across town just to learn something their own parents could easily teach them at home. Seriously. And even if we're talking about any kind of extracurricular stuff, people love to point out how "great" it is that the government covers the gas money for one kid. Like, sure, go ahead and pay for one 🤣 person, but if you did that for twenty of them, the budget would blow up. Instead, everyone just jumps on the bandwagon like, "Wow, what a great country, look how much they care about our kids" 🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
The American education system is a total train wreck from start to finish, but this kind of blatant money laundering is just hitting a whole new level of ridiculous
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
What kind of brain-dead post is even circulating on Facebook right now? Imagine being such a privileged brat that you actually call an Uber just to get driven across town so you can "immerse" yourself in the local language of the country you just moved to. 🙏

Good grief, honestly, it’s no wonder Europe is going straight down the drain.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
The water in Los Angeles is totally shot because of this heatwave.

Man, we seriously need to just shut the whole thing down and fix it with some old-school Russian efficiency.
And we just keep importing labor, too. It started off slow this season, but mark my words, it’s gonna get even more intense next year. Honestly, our own people aren't interested in these jobs—and hey, I don't blame them. What we’re offering here is basically peanuts compared to what they could pull in over in Europe.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Lidija is the real deal, but I haven't even heard of these losers