Posts by Henry Evans10

Boo, congrats! 😁

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electrichawk94 said:Don't you worry, you'll be a Mutant before you know it. ☕ 😁

If I’m not being a total bore, then I probably won't be. ☕

wiredfox said:Go ahead, record me swearing then—see if I care! Honestly, what kind of request is that even supposed to be? Just sitting there waiting for me to lose my cool so you can have some little highlight reel of me venting. It’s just typical, really—people always wanting to catch someone mid-rant just to see the fireworks. Fine, if you want to hear me let loose, go for it, but don't act surprised when I actually start getting into it.😁

I'm trying my best here—really, I am—to keep it civil and not just let a string of profanities fly, but man, it is getting harder by the second. ☕

wiredfox said:well, sorry you don't have it🙂

I know 🤣 🤣

Gotta pretend I'm actually offended ☕

wiredfox said:nah, because you don't have a cute voice🤣

😲

🙂

☕

wiredfox said:https://voca.ro/bwZqzD9hRvZ

Hold on... is that actually me? 🤣

wiredfox said:Look, those are just words—don't get all worked up, Henry Evans10. Maybe you should just record something so we can actually hear what you're talking about instead of just reading it. 😳

slyraven27 said:Don't sweat it. wiredfox and I have this... unique dynamic going on. We butt heads constantly. 🙂

Well, sounds like a lovely relationship you two have there.
😳

Look at you two, all lovey-dovey 😳

And here I was thinking wiredfox and slyraven27 actually hated each other's guts 😳

That was some pretty nasty stuff you guys said earlier.

Richard Ramirez... I'll give him a 2

https://images.app.goo.gl/dHsvrE5CWdgAcAQV7

Man, he totally gives off Tarantino vibes in this shot

https://images.app.goo.gl/r6Cm1LhDopqS9LWs7

Looking at his profile, he’s got that distinct moon-shaped face

https://images.app.goo.gl/7SQYU8UXaRByezBw9

mili 🤣 🤣

Alright, honestly, what you guys are typing right now is getting a little cringe 😳

It’s like... I feel like I have to read through my fingers like I'm watching some low-budget horror flick, because this whole thing is just straight-up awkward 😳

Louise is absolutely killing it 🤣

btw, I’m actually glad you called me a loser while saying Dubu is a total creep—mostly because he’s way uglier than me anyway ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Henry Evans10 and Dupsti—man, talk about being ride-or-die. You guys basically took every single thing you've ever typed on this entire board and crammed it into those verses. Pure dedication right there. 🙏

Honestly, it’s freaking hilarious 😂 🤣

😂 🤣

I think I’m gonna take a break from all this online arguing—honestly, my mental state is just a little bit off lately.
I can't even bring myself to swear anymore, which feels weird because, well, it's just not me.
It feels super cringe, but yeah, that's where I'm at right now.

Emily Cook8 said:It’s pretty obvious Henry Evans10 has been stockpiling material for these lyrics for years. 🤣

I actually started jotting them down a few years back—just figured I'd put them out there. 🤣

steelorca5 said:Man, you really came prepared for this one, buddy—look at all that ammunition you've got lined up 🙏 🤣

😂 🤣

And look, I'm not even trying to be insulting here, because that's just not my style... I'd much rather stay 😁
chill.

There was laughter, there were screams,
Little Man steelorca5 is working on his grip,
And don't you dare think I'm trolling you here,
The setting: a local vocational high school,

Everyone’s having a blast,
Except for one kid wearing wooden clogs,
Ever since he was just a little guy,
He grabbed a chisel and a hammer in his hands,
One morning, while sipping some Coke,
He carved out his very first wooden ball,

They all stare at him like he's crazy,
Wondering what on earth steelorca5 is doing,
They started mocking him,
They started laughing in his face,
But steelorca5 just looks at them and says: "Just you wait, you'll see,"

Elementary school passed, then high school flew by,
Leaving nothing behind but a bunch of nonsense,
"You'll all see, I'm gonna be a real man,"
"I'm gonna be built like the Hulk,"

So he hit the gym and ditched the deli meats,
Didn't have enough cash for the fancy supplements,
So he went to make money on live gay adult sites—excellent move, right?

Biceps are growing, triceps are popping,
But the legs stay the same—he totally forgets about them,

Got a little buff, drinks rum once in a while,
To boost that ego, so now he's posting on the forum,
A polite little guy, a decent dude,
Always telling everyone: "Hey boss, what's up?"

Summer rolls around, he's blasting music,
And steelorca5 starts getting a little itchy in the rear,
When people ask if he's natural, if he's "one of those guys,"
Hell yeah, he's strictly organic, man,

Ultra is coming up, so he's bulking to eat eggs all day
Just to look cool, he even got a Dragon Ball Z dragon tattooed on him,

He used to post on the forums and everyone thought he was hilarious,
Then he fell head over heels for this girl named Hannah,

She shut him down hard, though she didn't want a fight,
He was absolutely crushed,
So heartbroken, he headed out to the desert to practice shooting in Nicaragua,
At first, he couldn't shoot for beans, had zero guts,
But later, he hits the target every single time—practice really does work wonders,

The kid made some bank, attended a lecture for geeks,
And they clocked immediately what a total freak he was,
Everyone told him, "Don't be such an idiot,"
But he heard he needed to buy Bitcoin,

Made some money, doesn't listen to funk,
Often gets high because he smokes skunk,
When an earthquake hits, he screams like a little girl,
So loud the whole street can hear him,

When the pandemic hit, everyone was hoarding and panic-buying,
steelorca5 went where he fits best—straight into the cage, where his buddy shoved him in,

His English is top-tier; he thinks it's the essence of language,
He even has a theory that it makes you more intelligent,
Dude, how are you not embarrassed by that theory?
I mean, Mike Tyson speaks English, and his IQ is only 78,

He hates owing anyone anything,
Everybody loves him; they even let him cut the line at ExxonMobil,
He studies faces, gives her a six, then a seven,
Always thinking he's worth more than everyone else,
"Hey man, remember when we used to party?"
No—but he'll pretend he remembers just so they can laugh stupidly together,
Then steelorca5 goes home, cooks some chicken and makes a salad,
Gets a good nap in, dreaming about how he's going to kill his dad

If you keep insisting that you aren't trying to offend me, you’re probably just going to end up pissing me off even more 🤣

What a massive cringe—you actually started a thread just for me to ignore you, much like I did when you posted that ridiculous menu 🤣 🤣

Old Cock basically told him he's dead—just a total cuck 😳