[English only thread] - Man taking advantage of the Istanbul Convention

Glad to have you with us 😳

Wonderful

Jerry Seinfeld 🤣

purple prose

LOL 🤣 🙏

jfl

Whew. ☕

Pol🤣

Pepper fields ☕

Rachel Palmer56 said:Pol🤣

Well, well, well 🍿 look who's finally decided to show up. By the way, if you’re planning on relying on Google Translate, you might as well not bother at all.

It is quite easy for me to discern whether the words are actually yours or if they are just the result of some robotic—and frequently inaccurate—machine translation.

So, are you ever going to just admit that you genuinely have no clue how to spell 'screenshot'? 🍿 I mean, those typos 'schrenchut' and 'schrenschut' were almost certainly not mere "autocorrect" mishaps from your smartphone; if they were, you probably would have repeated the exact same error both times instead of switching between 'schrenchut' and then 'schrenschut' the second time.

It seems fairly obvious that you're being dishonest here.

When you're typing on a phone, if you make a mistake once and don't fix it, it's possible you might repeat the same error.

Just admit you're wrong, and perhaps you won't end up being the center of attention in this thread.

Mentalist

space shuttle

Henry Evans10 said:Mentalist

Henry, that's low. ☕

Look, my hardware isn't exactly "top tier" or anything, but hey—women seem to dig it just fine. ☕

:GoogleTranslate:

Women absolutely love it. ☕

I’m really not a fan of speaking English... feels a bit too soft for me ☕

Though, I guess steelorca5 pulls it off pretty well enough ☕

Ugh... total slip of the pen there... honestly, felt like a complete amateur ☕

Henry Evans10 said:Mentalist

Just imagine lacking the sheer backbone required to sit down with your own wife and actually address your marital problems head-on. Instead, you retreat to anonymous internet forums to vent and throw insults at her from behind a screen.

In the entire history of humanity, has there ever been a more perfect definition of the word 'pathetic'? I truly doubt it.

Jesus Christ Your written English is Better Than Your native language 🤣

steelorca5 said:So, are you actually going to own up to the fact that you seriously don't know how to spell 'screenshot'? 🍿 Like, calling 'schrenchut' and 'schrenschut' some kind of "autocorrect error" is a joke; if it were actually your phone messing up, you would've typed the exact same typo both times instead of switching between schrenchut and schrenschut on the fly.

It's pretty obvious you're just spinning lies here

Just admit you messed up so you can stop being the center of attention in this thread

Look, depending on how a smartphone keyboard handles predictive text, it can definitely save weirdly spelled words as autofill suggestions even if they're total nonsense. There's a decent chance she's telling the truth.

steelorca5 said:Imagine not having enough courage to face your own wife face-to-face to settle your own relationship issues, instead you go online on anonymous internet forums to talk behind her back and insult her.

Has there ever—in the entire history of mankind—been a better description of the word 'pathetic'? I honestly don't think so.

🤣 🤣

Look, that was wrong, and I already admitted that. ☕
I talked things out with her and we ended up getting divorced, so everything is settled now.