Posts by darkseal9

Hope you guys are all doing awesome!

Is it actually true that the legend Paolo Maldini caught the virus?

I'm honestly just dying to know what Greta Thunberg thinks about this whole Coronavirus bullshit. Like, what the hell is she even saying right now when we need her most?

Michelle Palmer6 said:Seriously though, what on earth are you guys doing?

Man, I was all set to hook up last night, but Alida canceled on me because of Corona. Such a bummer.
Guess I’ll just find some widow in the neighborhood, grab a pack of smokes, and head out.

Look, if you don't get those birth rates up right now, you're never gonna see it happen. No more football, just straight up washing hides forever.

brightpilot6 said:I once had a thought regarding Rom people, dogs, and an American restaurant, though I find myself hesitating because I wouldn't want to cause any offense ☕

You aren't a restaurant, you aren't Cuk, just spill the essay already!

It’s a breeze for the Cuke crowd at restaurants. I saw this guy walk in with his wife and three kids and just tell the manager straight up to clear all the alcohol and pork off the tables because it clashes with his religious beliefs
Let's go Cuke style: hit the restaurant, but put the pork on the curb
Honestly, these progressives absolutely blow my mind

Jessica Gonzalez said:I suppose saying that is "fair" is about as reasonable as saying owning people was fair. And not too long ago, that’s how things were. Having horses for riding and slaves for the heavy lifting was considered practical and desirable. You have parents, which is one generation back. You had grandparents, which is two. Everyone related to those people is your kin. If you go back thousands or millions of generations, that dog is your relative. That pig is your relative. That cat is your relative. It all just depends on how far back you look in the family tree. Humans just arbitrarily decide where the line is drawn—where a relative becomes a beloved friend and where they become ingredients for sausages. Not so long ago, people decided that certain Homo sapiens were "real" people while others were just slaves. You can try to spin this by saying "it's not the same," or "you're taking this to extremes," or "but my cat is happy." That’s not just my take; if we pretend to hold ourselves to high moral standards and condemn violence against humans, yet also condemn the lack of rights for certain groups, then I think it's fair to ask if my distant, hairy relatives have those same rights. If they don't (and they don't, just look at what's on your plate), then the whole concept of human rights feels a bit hollow. They seem like human inventions and criteria that shift every year. We put a person who kills another person in prison, but we celebrate the guy who kills a pig as a master of the grill? If you start spinning all those combinations, your head might spin, but hey, maybe that's needed sometimes.

I guess I’ll say it again: I’m not expecting to win this argument or have everyone agree with me, because I know they won't. I'm just trying to broaden the perspective on a topic that isn't black and white. Humans are the masters of domesticated animals, and those animals don't have freedom. They are human property. I wonder if any of you would actually want to be someone else's property? Maybe just think about that next time you look into a dog or cat's eyes and feel convinced that everything is perfect and that there's just pure, mutual love. That street is a one-way street.

Man, deep... that's deep. Like, do you hold him gently by the beard while you're locking eyes, and what kind of cologne is he wearing?
Who's the Cat rooting for?

#stopwastingyourtime# seriously, how much free time do you people actually have to follow this garbage? I can barely catch a Liverpool FC match without a million people on the highway spamming me just so I can make it home on time, and those losers are somehow watching fairy tales on the way
every single road
why am I even fighting these idiots under my breath
go die alone lol

Patrick Martin said:I dated a blonde once and man, she nearly took my eye out with her hair when she spun around too fast

So was she shaved?

Peter Thompson4 said:So, everyone, did you all just lose your minds?

Heading over to the politics sub on Reddit

Paul Sanders5 said:I don't know about a Volkswagen Passat, but for a typical mid-sized car, you're looking at maybe $1,500+ for insurance, plus inspections which depend on the engine, fuel type, size, etc., etc.

👍
Honestly, I think it comes down to how you were raised. You grab the wheel when you've been drinking? For God's sake, just take an Uber! It's all we ever read about in the news—alcohol being the cause of accidents. Is it really that hard to call a cab or just hang out with people who don't drink?

Can anyone tell me what the average car insurance premium looks like here in the States for something like a mid-range Volkswagen Passat?

And seriously, what kind of idiot hands an 18-year-old the keys to a BMW? It’s insane—you're basically asking for three lives to be cut short.

Jessica Gonzalez said:Happy New Year, everyone! I guess this year we’ll be painting everything in red, white, and blue—the only white things left will be our floor rags.

That red looks awesome right at the start

Wishing you guys nothing but the best!

French Salad🤣

Matthew Young35 said:Tekica, you remind me of those people back in the USSR era—the ones crowding the altar today, but who used to spend their time logging everyone attending Mass just to send those records over to the CK.

Man, talk about FBI tactics right there.

Matthew Young35 said:Since when do we take ten days off?
Well, not everyone works at City Hall or Duke Energy, I suppose.
It’s only two days off, not ten.

Seriously Tekica, thanks for pointing that out, but what's the deal, Tekica?

If they tie it up for ten days, whoever here in the CDN area can actually manage—and I don't mean money, I mean who actually has the time to get work done...

Anthony Jackson2 said:it seems to me that Paul Martinez73 is one of those "believers" who used to walk to church with their prayer books back in the USSR

Hey, I went out with my grandma—what’s wrong with that?
Where did you go? To the park with your auntie?
Stop messing with him, man. Can't you just chill?

ruggedjackal46 said:But here's the thing: you're acting like it's some shocker that a non-believer is out here decorating the tree. People generally scratch where it itches, don't they? Except this situation is a bit more slippery. It isn't just that the church is meddling in politics; it's that they're essentially running pre-election propaganda for a crooked organization called the Republican Party. But then again, I suppose that shouldn't be surprising, considering how much loot the Republican Party has handed out to priests.

It wasn't exactly "sleazy" when the Church was busy organizing all those cash grabs and ini donations during the American Civil War (we all know how much ended up being stolen)
you guys act like the Republican Party are the only thieves, and everyone else is just pure gold

I seriously don't get the people who get all worked up over decorated trees. Like, if it pisses you off that much, just go fishing for ten days or something and stop looking at it.

And imagine if a believer brought this topic up during Christmas, wow
At this rate, you won't even be able to call yourself an American. People will spend three days screaming about where you put the little stuff or why you didn't use a capital letter. You don't even have a comma in your post!
We basically robbed some folks and stole their Christmas tree when we could have just decorated a candy jar instead. It's funny we haven't dug up the data on how many people we cursed out while doing it.
but whatever

Anthony Jackson2 said:From what I know—decorating a fir tree is just a pagan custom with zero connection to Christianity—so I have no idea why you'd bring it up here. 🤷

Man, screw Irud! If being a heathen means being one, then fine, call me a pagan

It's totally clear—everything is shining bright for the holidays, brother! 🤦