Posts by Zachary Bennett

Brian Howard2 said:Just jumping in here since I'm around. That Gallup poll was pretty interesting, though honestly, most stuff on this site should just be taken as a joke. If we were actually being serious about it, I’d definitely have some gripes regarding who they picked and how the whole voting thing worked.
I mean, obviously, there's no way I'm gonna pull the same number of votes as ironranger67 or Dubs🤔🤣

You think you deserve fewer?🍿

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:I haven't even cast my vote yet 😒

And then I'll just become a total celebrity or something😎

I’m pretty stoked with those 4 votes—that's literally double what I pulled in last time 🥳

Honestly, we need to make these SurveyMonkey polls a regular thing, like once a week, no question ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:I feel like people would be offended and hurt even in this scenario too 😁

Man, I’d definitely be salty if I walked away with less than 80%😁

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Holy crap, me and Jaro are basically running the show 🤣
Gotta chew on that one for a bit ☕

You’re getting pretty close to the top of the "all-time losers" leaderboard. Just watch out—those polls can flip in a heartbeat, as Baggy would say ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:I’m pretty sure "lazy surveys" aren't actually a thing 😬

Oh, come on, we can clearly vote for the biggest clusterfuck on this entire forum🙂

Listen up, voters! If you’re casting your ballot for me, I’ve got three beers with your name on them. No lamb though—we're stuck in this recession and nobody's hiring, so that's off the menu.🥳

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:That’s a pretty vivid way to put it, but just a heads up—you’re stepping into some seriously cutthroat competition here. ☕

Winter 🙂

True, but there’s a massive difference between a fool who actually realizes they're being an idiot and one who’s totally clueless about it. ☕

Tonight or tomorrow we’ll hammer out all the specifics, Doc. Really looking forward to working with you. ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Yep. ☕

Man, I seriously need to find some kind of hookup just to get an appointment with a doctor. It’s getting ridiculous.☕

We'll just hammer this out over DM tomorrow.☕

ironranger67 said:Kimberly Rodriguez51 is absolutely wired today. Wild. ☕

Look, just stay out of my business regarding my doctor. She’s the one guiding me toward the right path in life. Or maybe she’s leading me straight into a ditch. Honestly? I don't even care. As long as it’s some kind of direction, because right now, I’m just lying here in a hole.☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:The government's got honor, ☕
But hey, beer isn't free, ☕

I never tell an artist how to shape their work—I don't want to mess with the creative process at all 😳

Look, the state isn't even that bad; they should just add beer to the list of prescription meds and call it a day 😳

Man, I'll scribble something down and then we can hash it out over ☕PM. Unless you're actually a doctor... who knows, right?

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:I'll hook you up with some pills and your health will be great ☕

Get real, lady. ☕

If they're free, then fine—maybe I’ll finally join the ranks of the junkies. 👋

Though, honestly, a cold beer works just as well as medicine sometimes. ☕

Anyway, I gotta write this out bit by bit, it's gonna be a whole project. That's why I was asking how to structure this thing and what kind of info you actually need.

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Snap a pic of that resignation letter🤣

I wanna know everything, seriously, all ☕

Look, I don't have a resignation letter, and nobody's even offering to drive me to the doctor😢

I could probably condense it down to a few pages for you. But honestly? It’s gonna be a total snooze fest, there’s just nothing juicy in there🥱

I mean, what's the point of all this writing about myself anyway?🍿

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Yeah, I ☕

Look, do whatever you want, but if you're just looking to gossip about me, I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction of being your little target. ☕ 🤣

If you're some big-shot doctor or whatever, maybe you can explain why I'm even worth your time.🤣

I mean, go ahead and gossip. You might as well leak everything to the New York Times right now since I don't see who else would actually care. My life is pretty much a snooze fest anyway.

So, where do we even start? What's on your mind, Dr. Kimberly Rodriguez51?🍿

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:I'm down. ☕ 🤣

Wait, are you actually a doctor? Or just acting like one?😲

Do I have to take this public, or can I just tell you privately so you don't go around gossiping about me?😉

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Well, hey, still better than having a stick up your ass ☕
Why the hell are you in such a mood? ☕

The "never been better" coffee comment was pure, unadulterated sarcasm ☕

Look, I don't really have a life. My mental and physical health? Questionable at best. I’m basically non-functional right now, just lying around doing nothing.

If you want the full medical breakdown, we’re gonna be here for days—I could probably write a whole book about it.☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:It was definitely Web 🤣

Why have you been MIA for so long?
And why haven't you dropped by here lately? ☕

Man, don't even ask... ☕ life's just great, clearly ☕

Well, besides Web, it was actually him who broke it down for me while we were grabbing beers. He had about a hundred questions lined up and I didn't have a single one—classic me.

As for being isolated, honestly, I'm just going through it right now. Nothing smarter to do than rot at home.

"Life's great"—you know, the classic American response when everything is actually falling apart. ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:I'm pretty much on the same page here 😳

Hey Dis, where you been? What's the word? ☕

Nothing much, just grab a whip and call me over ☕

Nowhere special. My world is basically just bed, couch, bed. I've been living in total isolation for a year now ☕

So, what's going on with you? (Some guy on a forum taught me that it’s actually polite to ask stuff like that 😳)

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:https://tenor.com/0sr5.gif 😒

Man, I'd honestly love that☕

Rachel Palmer56 said:In case anyone's wondering what we used to drink at our local pub🤣

That was back in the day when we actually hit the bars... now we're just old folks☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:So what's actually your type then? 🙂

Whoa, you trying to take me out? Didn't realize you had such a violent streak.☕

Rachel Palmer56 said:🤣

Are we traveling through time here or just hitting some major déjà vu? 🤣

🤔🤷

ironranger67 said:It’s nothing a couple of solid shots of bourbon won't fix. ☕

Bourbon is for wimps.☕