Posts by Zachary Bennett

shadowhawk12 said:So what if I am? Is that actually a bad thing? 😁

Nah, it's fine. We're all here to help each other out, so you might as well get a free diagnosis while you're at it. ☕

shadowhawk12 said:I mean, I'm sure they have some stuff there, but honestly? I'll take a backyard BBQ over that any day. 🙂

So, what, you went to med school to become a psychiatrist just so you could throw diagnoses around like candy?🍿

shadowhawk12 said:Straight from the ocean, just like everyone else. 😁

So, what's the move? Any big game fish out there, or maybe just some decent snapper for the grill?🍿

shadowhawk12 said:High EQ, being super smooth with words, total confidence when spinning lies, manipulation, narcissism, and specific political leanings—that’s basically the starter pack for spotting a psychopath. 😉

Where on earth did you just crawl out from?🍿

Chloe Cooper10 said:There’s really no need to get aggressive here 🙂

Forget all those spikes and just sharpen your claws instead☕

silverwalker6 said:@Zachary Bennett/">@@Zachary Bennett - true, and look, I’ll be the first to admit I’m a total snob when it comes to my own brainpower and the people I hang out with—that’s why I wanted to start a poll in the first place. Just looking for an excuse to brag, let's be real. 😁 It's basically the opposite of a poll about looks. ☕

Honestly, we're all wired that way. An American will sit there and admit they're ugly, or boring, or whatever, but there are two things they'll never own up to: how dim they actually are and exactly how much cash is sitting in their bank account. 😁

Chloe Cooper10 said:Yeah, ☕

Just put your guard up and wait for her to swing an uppercut at you.🙂

Drew Ross2 said:that's just plain mole-like 🤣 🤣

And then she waddles around like a penguin, or honestly, kind of like how I walk when I'm tired.🤣

Drew Ross2 said:Fine, go ahead and believe you actually outsmarted me, you little genius.😁

What a joke. That penguin in your profile pic just slapped the absolute brakes on some random guy's avatar.😳

Let’s face it, we’re all a little bit unhinged—it’s just how Americans are wired. This is going to be the most mind-numbing poll ever, though, because everyone’s just going to spend the whole time bragging about how brilliant they are.🥳

I mean, if you're under 7 feet tall, can you even call yourself a real American? It’s basically common knowledge that we know everything anyway.☕

Maria Wright62 said:It’s definitely just a messy activation with long gaps; one day they'll finally kick in, one by one.

I honestly count my failures as wins🥳

I've even been feeling kinda optimistic lately—I actually set this life goal for myself where I make sure I have enough cash every single day $6.75 for beers. If I can't even manage to screw that up, then honestly, everything else can just go straight to hell. ☕

Seriously, if anyone reads this and thinks I'm a totally normal person, they're way more unhinged than I am. ☕

Drew Ross2 said:I mean, look, you can't just dodge that reality forever 😁 at the end of the day, we’re the ones pulling the strings on our own lives, right? But honestly, everything hits different when you actually grew up with some solid footing 😳

I've never really tried to wiggle out of it, but man, I would've loved to just shut them down with some actual facts once in a while.🥳

steelorca5 said:Topics like this have always been huge hits around here

Sadly, yeah☕

Maria Wright62 said:Who says you're a lost cause tomorrow?! 😳 Everything can flip on its head in a single day if you actually get moving.

PS: I seriously can't believe how much people are overthinking this poll. 🤣

I've been "getting moving" for like 15 years now, so I'm not holding my breath, but hey... you never really know, right? Maybe tomorrow's the day.
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But honestly, most people have already written me off.
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I don't know a single one of you people. Seriously. Whoever chips in $6.75 for 3 beers gets my vote🥳

My folks never really gave me a pat on the back—not just me, but none of us, really. Like, is there some kind of official rulebook out there where I can point the finger at them? Because honestly, instead of building me up, they just left me stuck dreaming about who I could be instead of actually being that person.😬

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Am I naked or actually wearing something?
Maybe a red shirt?

Everyone remembers my little outfit🙄

Oh, look at Jonathan Walker14 calling me naked, what a little comedian🕺

Just dump everything from the archives so you don't have to stress, we'll figure out which one it was ourselves☕

wanderingcanyon61 said:I don't even have an old nickname.

Well then you don't, because how is anyone supposed to remember all that?😳

wanderingcanyon61 said:I've been saying from day one that Mia and Kimberly Rodriguez51 are the absolute troublemakers around here.🥳

Too true. Honestly, man, I totally blanked on your old handle—time flies and my brain isn't what it used to be.☕

The Sponge is being totally upfront about how much of a jerk they are, and honestly? I respect the hustle.☕

It’s the ones who play it cool and hide their shady side like they're keeping secrets under a rug that you really gotta watch out for.🧐