V/H/S (2012)
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Alright, here’s my two cents on this so-called "movie." It’s clocked in at about 120 minutes, but honestly? It felt more like a grueling 1,200-minute marathon. I probably wouldn't have even sat through it if I hadn't already committed to watching it with a few buddies.
The plot is just... there. It's aimless, incredibly dull, and—worst of all—completely disjointed. Most of it consists of these grainy VHS clips being watched by one of the criminals, but they don't actually connect to anything, other than the fact that some random murder happens in every single clip. It really isn't worth your time, and trust me, you aren't missing out on any cinematic masterpieces if you skip this one.
I'd give it a 2/10... and honestly, if it weren't for those few funny moments during the first half hour, it would have been an absolute disaster!
The plot is just... there. It's aimless, incredibly dull, and—worst of all—completely disjointed. Most of it consists of these grainy VHS clips being watched by one of the criminals, but they don't actually connect to anything, other than the fact that some random murder happens in every single clip. It really isn't worth your time, and trust me, you aren't missing out on any cinematic masterpieces if you skip this one.
I'd give it a 2/10... and honestly, if it weren't for those few funny moments during the first half hour, it would have been an absolute disaster!