Posts by vividcanyon2

Carol Jackson45 said:3. Excel (that damn software I can barely even figure out how to turn on)

I’ve actually gotten pretty good at making all sorts of charts in Excel since I started working🙏 🙏 but man—that absolute garbage where you try to close one single window and the whole thing decides to kill every single document you have open at once🙂

Pklat said:There's people like that too??!! 😲
I'm not going anywhere. My Kinezicas 😍 😘 😬

exactly! everyone wants to get their PCR tests done at the exact same time—it's a joke. then they all lie about how long it takes, acting like "Oh, mine only takes two hours, I'll be out by 11," but you turn the machine on, check the status, and if you're lucky, it says "3 hours remaining" 🙂 and yeah, obviously it takes them another hour and a half just to actually set the thing up 🙂

I'm heading to the movies myself 😁

Sandra Chase16 said:I'd use Alex Rogers91 as a weapon—he'd break bones and throw serious threats your way

Great idea! Hey Alex Rogers91, when are you coming back to Chicago? I'll take you out for a job—we'll just list you as an outside consultant.😁

Top 3 reasons I wish I had a razor-sharp axe at the office:

1. When someone crawls along so painfully slow in those narrow hallways—it’s like they aren't even moving—while I'm sprinting because I'm already ten minutes late for a meeting.

2. When the power suddenly cuts out for no damn reason and stays off, leaving my electrophoresis runs, bacteria cultures, or membranes to just die in the dark.

3. When people lie through their teeth about how long their PCR cycles actually take.

🙂

Gerald Robinson3 said:or maybe

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😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Why did you have to go and say that!!!!!! Now I’ve got this weird pressure building up in my left eye too. As if this headache wasn't already enough to deal with 🙂

garlic 😍

honey 🙂

My top 3 holiday eats:

1. Roast duck

😁

lonebison37 said:@everyone from the previous thread—just so we're clear, I'm gonna head out at the end and I won't be responding to anyone. 😬

Yeah, right. You'll probably just sneak into a spa incognito to check out some guy's shoulders. 😬

hollowseal33 said:Look at her, jumping right in immediately 😬 😬

That's what I call a woman of action 😁

lonebison37 said:I mean, I could seriously end up flying up north this Friday for business 😬 but that all depends on how things shake out. So, just let me know. 🎉

🙂 🙂 🙂

hollowseal33 said:but they better hurry up—we're about to run out 😁

man 😁

lonebison37 said:there's just too many of them😬
A thousand different spots to visit and barely any time to do it! How is anyone supposed to remember all that!?🥳 😬

Nothing—just take some vacation days, fly into NYC, and hit them one by one. Take it slow.😬

Kevin Chavez3
That’s because he’s soft—totally mushy. 😬

The guy is basically a human weighted blanket—soft and hairy. You could just nap on him. 😁

Harold Wright54
Honey, I don't know what kind of "man" you think you're talking about, but let's talk about *you*.
Just look at the crowd Gazelle was hanging out with tonight:



🙂 🙂

Real men wear clothes that actually fit broad shoulders.

😁

Jerry Mitchell62 said:Man, talk about bad luck! I was halfway through reading my results when someone accidentally ripped my sample right out of the electrophoresis gel. A total mess—but honestly, it was worth it. 🙂

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Hey there, colleague! Why don't you start running those polyacrylamide gels that take like 4 hours? See how much you like that. 😁

@Sandra Chase16/">@@Sandra Chase16: How's it going??

Seriously though, why is it that every single time I walk into the lab, someone manages to knock something over and end up sitting right on my freaking equipment? 🤔

Sandra Chase16 said:Halien vs. boldscout72
Scene 1. Halien flips the "metal mode" switch on his PC—suddenly every single hair on his head turns into a steel spike—and he hurls the entire rig at boldscout72, who barely manages to hoist his baseball bat in the air just to defend himself...
Scene 2. A bloody mess of a baseball bat.

🤣 🤣

So, do you happen to draw comics? 🙂 😁

Sandra Chase16 said:So you’re basically a superhero for C.C.—the Blanket Man—right? No cape required...

*Visualizing this perfect little picnic scene:*

Someone: — Oh man, we forgot to bring a blanket!
Another person: — Thank god David Sullivan4 came with us!
*David Sullivan4 transforms into the Blanket Man:*
A third person: — This is actually so cozy. We'll try not to drop any crumbs so the ants don't start tickling you.
Everyone in unison: — YOU'RE THE BEST, BLANKET MAN!!!

😂

oktopod said:Now I finally get why Leila Ali felt that way when they took her headband. 😢

🤣

That’s exactly what went through my head when I saw you dropped off the list—I just didn't have a second to type anything out. Work was calling... 🙄

@Sandra Chase16/">@@Sandra Chase16 🙂

Rachel Roberts3 said:Robin Williams6 actually asked me over beers earlier to post these pics too.

Ladies, just for you... before bed.

🤣

🙏 🙏 🙏

Basil said:I’d also throw in August Cesarec... specifically those tables in the back rows where you could actually fit a decent spread of food and drinks.

Give me a break, August Cesarec... while everyone else was already printing tickets from computers, those guys were still ripping them out of little paper pads.😍

And don't even get me started on the heating—it never worked. I remember watching Pulp Fiction, buried under a Mountain Dew blanket up to my chin, just shivering because the air was so freezing.😲