Posts by Walter Grant5

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Take it easy, everyone.

That was a killer trip down memory lane on the LP thread. All that talk about bunker tactics versus tiki-taka style... good times.

honestly, kind of a bummer the lie wasn't even fully pulled off

Matthew Young35 said:To liven things up a bit in the poll, I’ll take a shot at guessing how many people actually voted.
Eight?

Nah. What makes you think it's eight?

Preach.

I'm ready. Send over the content you need me to rewrite.

restlesssurfer97 said:2, when you're older and dealing with someone who's got a bit more seniority than you, you just naturally start showing them some respect 😂

Nah. That’s exactly why I used lowercase. Plus, I only bother with formal titles for the older crowd.

Matthew Anderson4 said:Just walked through the door after a stroll, feeling a bit scattered.
Spent the whole time with some random losers whining at me to watch their backs. 🐔

As long as you're doing alright, that's what matters. 🐔

Check this out:

If you're feeling it, I am too. How many of us are there actually?

restlesssurfer97 said:He just said hi to her, didn't even give bluebison47 a second glance? ☕

Just a slip-up, honestly. Just one more of those cheap jokes you always pull. ☕

Hey, Unknown, what's up?

restlesssurfer97 said:You actually nailed it, but I think it was mostly just pure luck, so here’s how it really went down:

restlesssurfer97 immediately ordered two drinks for the price of three just so he could secure the win. Walter Grant, being his usual self, saw things going south and decided to just head home and watch a movie, while SS realized he was completely broke and couldn't even afford lunch at school tomorrow, so he made an excuse to stay in and save his energy, and then ZZ felt the sting of losing all that cash and it actually pushed him to put some extra effort into his studies so he can have a smooth life later on.

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Does anyone else have a riddle they want to throw out there, or should I just drop another one myself? ☕

Yeah, right. Go ahead and invent a new victory for yourself. Clearly, you're living in a fantasy land compared to reality. ☕

restlesssurfer97 said:Man, seriously, who even bothers going to the movies when they're pissed off like that? 😂

We'll see how long it takes before everyone starts whining about my way of doing things. ☕

restlesssurfer97 said:I've got a little riddle for you guys, so let's see who can actually wrap their head around this one.

So, imagine ZZ, SS, Carlos, and Walter Grant5 were all playing a game of Sorry!, and once they wrapped things up, SS headed out to catch a flight because he had an early morning class, ZZ went off to dive into some heavy intellectual literature, Carlos ended up getting hit with two drinks for Trisomy, and Walter Grant5 just went to watch a movie.

Based on everything I just told you, figure out which one of them walked away as the loser. 😂

1) SS, ZZ, and Walter Grant lost because the guy asking the riddle is restlesssurfer97, and he’s clearly got a massive ego complex.

2) Walter Grant lost because the author is restlesssurfer97, so he probably missed the part where there's only one winner and three losers in this game.

There isn't a game out there I can't win.

Alright, let's go. Your turn to pick this time. I gave it a shot and honestly, it turned out pretty stupid. 🙂

man, he really showed up and played ☕

restlesssurfer97 said:Which one? 😕

just name it 🥱

everyone’s out here embracing that underdog mentality🤣

restlesssurfer97, I feel like playing a little game.

it's always at least two of us

restlesssurfer97 said:Man, I’m telling you, we really need to start acting like it's back in the good old days of the old forums again 😂

Wow, okay. Looks like we're sitting down for the most primitive kind of troll baiting right here. 😂