Posts by Daniel Bailey7

I find them quite decent myself... :emo:

bloodflowers said:A buddy of my colleague works at Vince and pees in the ice cream😬

It’s nice to see some people have finally found their calling in life😍

Kevin Chavez3 said:Just read a few Pearls Before Swine strips—it’s got that Dilbert-style wit...🙄

You’re just too punk... you wouldn't get it😬

The top three Pearls strips I can recall...

3. A glass explains its "road rage" to a pig😈
2. The pig explains to the glass why it wears gloves🙂
1. Anxieteer tells the glass that "everything will be fine"😍

Carol Jackson45 said:Can I just mock him with Pearls first? He’d end up looking like a total 🙂Rat
.

or... heavens forbid... pigs 😬

staying on topic—my top 3 novelty tracks (including 😁Jawbox
obviously)
😍 1. dreamless 😍 😍
2. static 😍 😍
3. tongues 😍

Harold Wright54 said:My top three women encountered today between noon and 3 PM:

1. A total knockout😍 living near the campus dining hall—basically Aphrodite herself.

Are we talking about "the one who shall not be named"? 😁

bad seed said:the doctor who basically "shortchanged" my grandmother was blunt enough to tell my dad and aunt he had no clue what was wrong with her—unless, of course, they dropped a few hundred or even a thousand bucks into his private account to get some answers 🙂 and after she passed, they wouldn't give us the truth; we actually had to find out what happened from a guy working the ER floor.

🙂

...then again, I have met genuinely kind and selfless doctors... you really can't paint everyone with the same brush 🙂

brightridge19 said:just a mental shortlist of veggies currently fighting for the right to be drowned in miso soup—alongside the usual mushrooms and tofu...

Miso soup 🙂

why did I settle for pasta today? 🤔
oh, right... pure laziness. 😬

Carol Jackson45 said:My evening plans are looking pretty set—toner for the printer, some Advil, and a cold beer. 😁

Hey! Let’s not drag those last two into this—even if they can be pretty entertaining once in a while. 😵 )

Let's get a little off-topic for a moment—time to rank the top 10 tracks from the Blue Album. 😁

It’s just me—no one else.
The world has moved on—and frankly, it left me standing right where I was.
3. My name is Jonas.
4. Buddy Holly
5. hanging out in the garage.
It’s funny how that works—it only ever seems to happen in dreams.
7. Surf wax in America — honestly, it’s a bit of a niche market here.
The eighth holiday—just another date on the calendar, really—though I suppose some might find more significance in it than I do. It’s much like that mid-season lull in the MLB schedule; necessary for breathing, perhaps, but hardly a grand spectacle.
9. Say it ain't so—really.
10. Undone (Sweater Song)

ya:raan said:I’ve had my testicles go numb on me a few times now—forgive me, but it’s a bizarre sensation.

Yeah. 😬

ya:raan said:And I've spent the entire day debating whether or not to pick up Arcade Fire.

If you don't want them, I know someone who does. 🙂

Drew Adams58 said:Read a few posts up the thread—I'm pretty sure taking a direct hit to the pavement counts as one of the most blunt injuries you can get.

My comment was actually referring to the latter part 😉

I'm not saying an "asphalt backside" isn't an interesting concept in its own right 😁

Carol Jackson45 said:This officially tops that legendary moment of falling off a bike while sitting upright—I managed to pull a muscle this morning without even falling while half-asleep. Just stretching my neck, something went *pop*, and now I can’t turn my head and I'm stuck in a cervical collar... 😢

Please, nominate me for the Grand Prix of most idiotic ways to get injured. 🙂

Huh?
I once jerked my neck so hard in my sleep that I actually had to hit up an urgent care for a nerve shot—but THIS 😵

and it isn't even Tuesday yet...🙂

Drew Adams58 said:I have an even stupider one

I once woke up, turned toward the wall, and slammed my head into it with everything I had.

It only counts if there was blood involved—or at least a concussion. 😬

My top 5 most heartbreaking The Beatles - Abbey Road tracks (current ranking):

1. a shot in the arm
2. how to fight lonliness
3. i am trying to break your heart
4. at least that's what you said
5. misunderstood

deathy...is that a new sig, or did I just miss it today? 🤣

Such wicked people 🙂

lonebison37 said:there's more: 🙏
On!Air!Library!
You Say Party! We Say Die!

it's already being drawn.

🙂

stop browsing my shared folder🤣

lonebison37 said:band names that get under my skin before I even hear a single note—and often long after:

clap your hands say yeah ARRRRRGH
i love you but i've chosen darkness -hold me tight
architecture in helsinki
jimmy eat world
shooting at unarmed men
my morning jacket
death cab for cutie
boy least likely to

I smell a provocation here😈

Anyway, check out my latest "discovery":

suburban kids with biblical names 🤣

Of course they're from Sweden🙂

The ultimate ranking of the 20th century's greatest inventions

1. the Walkman
2. penicillin

...and that’s about all there is to say😬

Balkanijan Pimp said:The guitar is a relatively young instrument—it’s largely limited by whatever was available when a player first picked it up. Just as Sach brought his own unique flavor to the fretboard and pushed the envelope, perhaps Hendrix did the heavy lifting earlier in the grand timeline; so, in a broad historical sense, you could argue Hendrix is the bigger figure. But setting context aside—if you took a top-tier guitarist who had zero knowledge of their history, discography, or era, and just let them listen to and transcribe both players—I suspect they'd walk away concluding that Satriani is miles ahead of H-a.😎

😵😵😵

Nicholas Perez33 said::WTF EMO:

Well... I suppose I should have anticipated needing two posts just to get hit back like this. 😬

Regardless... I think the film is beautiful—writing a melodrama that doesn't descend into pure mush is an incredibly difficult tightrope walk.

Then again, maybe that mission wouldn't have been quite so impossible in less cynical times. 😢

A quick trip down memory lane—here’s a list of movies and cartoons that used to be staples on NBC every single Christmas...

Frank Capra’s "It's a Wonderful Life"—arguably one of the most beautiful films ever made. Period. 🙂
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas"—the 1960s animation by Chuck Jones... I'm talking about the classic, not that Jim Carrey version.
"Bernard and the Genie"—that British comedy where Rowan Atkinson plays the villain.

There was also this one cartoon... I think it was called "Christmas Every Day," but Google and IMDb aren't doing me any favors here... 🤔

boldscout72 said:I knew the formula was simple enough. I’m looking for an art history major, an architecture student, and a film director to get together—let's hammer out a band name and some lyrics. Bring your scripts. 😉

So, you're essentially starting a rival group to the weddings? 😬