Let's annoy each other

Apple and I are just tearing each other apart, reminiscing about the most annoying American pop songs ever made. 😬

Apple:
She had a little
Rose
She knew how to purr
She knew how to scratch

Carol Jackson45:
Man
Without strength
I wouldn't be me
If you
Had stayed with me

Alright, let's hear yours! 🤣

Here’s one of my absolute least favorites:

"Johnny,
My head is ringing like a damn phone,
Johnny,
But nobody ever picks up" :bljuv:

And then there's

"The whole forest is shaking,
Everyone is kissing left and right,
The blue ocean is warm,
While the moon just watches us..." :znoji se:

🙂

Doris! (drumroll please)
It was about time I finally cut through all those red tapes and jumped straight in...

Doris! (drumroll please)

🙂

Well, Greg just gave me a little reality check with his latest update...

🙂

Double or nothing!
Go ahead and grab one at the counter...

🙂

We all know who the most annoying person on this forum is—unless you want me to point out 🙂

Carol Jackson45 said:Apple and I have been driving each other crazy lately, just taking turns bringing up the most irritating musical tracks from back in the day...😬

Apple:
She had a little
Rose
on her chin
She knew how to purr She knew how to bite

The most irritating?!?👎 🙂 🙂
That is actually a stroke of genius. Between the lyrics and that old-school arrangement, it’s perfect...
And besides, she didn't have a "little" Rose on her chin, she had a beautiful one. Even if it probably wasn't that big to begin with...😬

Childhood trauma is real. Our old landlord had this grating, shrill voice and a tiny dimple on her chin; she always smelled like sour sauerkraut and would show up every damn afternoon just to harass my mom.
To this day, seeing a dimple like that just grossed me out, and I can still hear that woman's screeching in my head. In that part where the lyrics go "she knew how to stroke," I just picture her stroking that cursed little hole in her chin herself.

*Except for Nicole Baker*, she actually looks pretty cute, so it works for her. 😍

Carol Jackson45 said:To chin dimple thing everyone has nowadays? It's honestly just super repulsive to me.*

*Except for *Nicole Baker*, I guess—she’s just one of those people who’s cute regardless, so it actually looks kind of charming on her. 😍

Honestly, I'm basically forcing my way onto this list just so you don't have to address the president of the "Association of People with Chin Dimples"—head, beard, and dimple included—like he's some Kirk Douglas character! 🙂

you absolute haters :2up: 😁

Carol Jackson45 said:The facial dimples people have these days just seem terribly unappealing to me.*
*Well, except maybe for *Nicole Baker*; she has such a sweet vibe that even those look charming on her. 😍

Ha! 😬
[I suppose I can't quite tell if you consider yourself one of us, given how vaguely you put things... 😁 😉 ]

Let’s play a little game of irritation:
Me to them:
If I could call you by letter
I’d take beer, not whatever this is
Them to me:
If only you'd offer fine wine instead In a place with pure water People would migrate all the way to the Midwest But what an absolute mess that would bediv>

deathy...is that a new sig, or did I just miss it today? 🤣

Maybe I’m just getting old and nostalgic because I can't recall a single classic beauty who could pull off a reaction like that, but if we're talking about anyone from the modern era, it's definitely
"Washington, D.C., the heart of the USA..." 🙂

I honestly don't think you get how much this means to me
it feels like you're just leaving me hanging
seriously, I don't think you see it my way
I could probably make it all the way to the USA on my own 🎉 if I really tried: 🎉

Listening to some Minutemen tribute tracks... honestly, it's just grating my nerves.

Daniel Bailey7 said:deathly... is that a new sig, or did I just miss it today? 🤣

I suppose you might have noticed it yesterday, though I think it's actually been there for quite a while now. 😛 🙂

Daniel Bailey7 said:deathy...is that a new sig or did I just miss it today? 🤣

Your Stinky sig is killer once again!!!👍

RESPECT...

Speaking of things that drive us crazy...

whenever we're throwing a bash for the crew,
our first instinct is always to invite Steve...

Can anyone actually think of someone more annoying than him???

The ocean saw everything
it knew you and me
we spent endless hours
Embraced, deeply embraced

We were held close together
in that one specific moment
when right beside me drifted
your face, your shadow

Embraced, embraced
the stones burn, the waves foam—who cares?
embraced, embraced 🙂

Pick any magazine, like

My wife
is long gone now
I'm building a three-story house
mixing mortar and twisting wire
so we can finally live in peace, right?

Reminded me of Willard's song:

I'd give a whole lot of America,
everything in this world I'd give,
just to sit out on the porch,
playing cards and drinking beer while counting my winnings.