Posts by redmarlin3

stormyviper11 said:Fate and laziness really teamed up against me this past weekend. It’s like some unspoken, inevitable force just chained me to my laptop, forcing me to rot away in my own house trying to churn out these overdue articles... which are overdue in every sense of the word...

Finally, I can catch my breath... 😢

Are you kidding me? If you actually had your laptop on you, you could have just brought it along to the Apple store. It would’ve been perfect for sitting at the bar, and... maybe then we wouldn't be so far behind on these articles... 😁 Maybe not... 🤔 😉

Thanks a million, you’re a lifesaver! I’m heading straight out to grab it right after I clock out of work 😘

My mom’s birthday is coming up soon, and I was thinking about getting her a Kozmodisk. Her back has been giving her hell for years, and sitting at a desk all day definitely isn't helping matters... 😢

The thing is, I never actually watch TV before 8 PM because of my work schedule, so I have no clue if you can still order those things through those late-night infomercials or if they're available in some local retail store? If anyone happens to know, please let me know. Thanks in advance!

Morgan Chase4 said:The owl was praying to its shadow to have a bigger head!

Please tell me I’m not the only one on this thread dealing with major PMS right now. 😬

Am I supposed to feel the impact all the way over here? 🙂

Go grab some bottled water and chill out😁

Raymond Barrett12 said:Look, honey, sit down first! :kitaubila:

:full Uma Thurman mode:

Let's freaking go!!

:Uma Thurman mode off:

brighthawk20 said:You guys completely trashed this thread, but hey, at least you did it with some quality 🙂

This whole thread was practically begging to be derailed. There was zero chance of having an actual, constructive conversation once we started talking about Shega's Girls Night Out in Washington, D.C.—that absolute fever dream of an event 😁

It’s way easier to get stuff done when you're busy picturing Raymond Barrett12 and stormyviper11 jumping around each other in silk boxers covered in stripes and stars, their skin all heated up and slathered in lizard grease 😍

Fine, don't show up, but don't come crying to me when Raymond Barrett12 scoops up all the good cream 😬

Lucky those darkside types over at Apple 🙂

So, which one of you is a Talijan and which one is Black? 😉

Edit: Hey, Tom, write something quick so they don't shut us down... 🙂

:Oldmen fight: 👋 :Oldmen fight: 👋

Raymond Barrett12 said:Ajebga, it’s just not right letting stormyviper11 swoop in and take all the credit for the glory... 😁

He’s younger, so he's more mobile. He makes his move faster. ☕

😁

Auuu, man 😁

Maybe Shega should chime in for once, since we’re basically carrying this whole thread on our backs
😉

Raymond Barrett12 said:Holy crap! 🙂 🙂Are you seriously biting Tim while he's trying to eat his breakfast sandwich???

🙂 🙂 🙂but honestly, I'm from Chicago 🙂 I had no idea this wasn't allowed here 🙂 are the mods gonna kick me out now? 🙂

Look, I'm not trying to be a jerk, but they'll probably toss me out just because I'm some clueless kid hanging around the veterans and the old-timers on this forum... 😁

Raymond Barrett12 said:I wasn't thinking about makeup, I meant more like... dusting... powdering something down... 😬

Oh, man, I know exactly what you mean now—that's when plants just start acting crazy!

Raymond Barrett12 said:Man, we aren't exactly at a high-stakes Ivy League debate here... 😬

Geriatrics is fine, I guess, but calling it "perfect"? Please. That's just some total BS... 😁

stormyviper11 said:Man, that takes me back to this one club in Key West back in '95. Honestly, it was the only place I’ve ever been where the average beauty level was through the roof. They used to mix powder right into the smoke machine, so every time they let a cloud out, the whole room would just start smelling like Felice Azzurro... 😂

Maybe Shea should set something like that up at Apple during Girls Night, just so they can blast those girls with a cloud of white powder every hour or so... 😁

What’s going to happen in Apple when the girls finally cut loose and all that white powder covering their faces starts flying everywhere... 🙂

🙂 🙂 🙂

Look at what we did to Shea's thread 🙂 a total breeding ground for ignorance and pure immorality 🙂