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My Top 5 dumbest songs ever:
1. Anything where Black artists just recite lyrics instead of singing
2. Anything where White artists just recite lyrics instead of singing
3. Songs recited by our local livestock, cows, and all that other animal behavior
4. Songs recited by our buddy Jari Bosanac with his massive head
5. Those things we had to recite back when we were kids joining the Scouts
(honestly, I hated those recitations even then)
The ultimate list of most embarrassing celebrities:
1. Taylor Swift - those high heels; seriously, has anyone ever seen anything more ridiculous??????
2. Gene Simmons - claiming those heels are actually rock'n'roll
3. Joe Rogan - why is he calling me at midnight??
4. S.S. - only the inner circle knows who that is....
My top 5 pet peeves about exes
1. That fake, forced attitude
2. That judgmental side-eye
3. Sagging chests
4. A busted backside
5. Hunchback posture