Personal Top Lists & Rankings
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#2 ·
Michael Newman50 said:The big three ways to be a jerk:
1. workplace harassment
2. bullying
3. curling, specifically rolling stones
Ugh, please.
Where the hell is the ultimate, age-old method of oppressionβTAUNTING?
Good grief... kids these days.
#3 ·
Michael Newman50 said:I don't care about the whole anti-Christmas thing; if it could just pass by quietly and unnoticed, like how Easter rolls through a city like Chicago or some chill Fil Collins concert, that would be fine. But Christmas is an aggressor. New Year's is even worse...π’
Exactly. Holidays plus anti-holidays equals way too much noise.
I wish it could all just pass by without the headache.
Once people start setting off firecrackers outside, I start feeling like Turet.
Have you guys seen that top list of black metal photos? Yeah, I saw it.
My buddy Ε ved sent it to me this morningβhe's a total poser, a real fringe metalhead.
The list looks a lot like something those American indie snobs over at Pitchfork would put out.
If I were allowed to post photos here, Vrangsinan's ass (from Carpathian Forest) would be right here, with "sodomized by Satan" written across it.
The caption goes...
"Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! Vrangsinn got back! If youβve seen these guys live, youβd know they are totally tongue-in-cheek, (Vrangsinn saunters around the stage in a pair of black speedos) but I never expected to actually see the cheeks! My freaking eyes! That is the flabbiest, cottage-cheesiest abomination of the flesh I have ever witnessed. It looks like a giant slab of weathered and pitted marble. only Satan himself knows What foul contents have been purged fra those unholy haunches, especially after a night of drinking cheap beer. Rad! And what The Hell could Natte possibly be doing? Taking core samples?"
Black metal partyβwell, they're alright sometimes. But honestly, I'm a bit of a coward; I'd rather stick to the old "stay home and read books" vibe. I've always had a soft spot for Gothic literature, what can I say? So, if anyone has that Black metal book about vile Norway that I could borrow... "Choosing Death" was a bit too lukewarm, though still occasionally amusingβlike that part where Napalm Death steals records in Japan.
#4 ·
coastalpanther11 said:Are you seriously trying to tell me I'm some kind of hillbilly?! I practically have a Medal of Honor for being a connoisseur of classic American country music! What the hell would you know about anything...π
It isn't even about whether you're a hillbilly, it's that you aren't even a man because you're out here announcing to the entire digital world that you're dropping pounds. How much do you weigh? 189? π
You know damn well that if you don't have at least 1000 Newtons of force behind you, you aren't a man!π 189
Damn... 1000/9.81 = 101.9 kilograms
That is the bare minimum requirement to be considered a man
Anything less than that puts you firmly in the "miscellaneous" category.
#5 ·
Robin Williams6 said:Look, you know damn well you aren't a man without 1,000 Newtons of force!π 86
ccc... 1000 / 9.81 = 101.9 kilograms...
that's the bare minimum for a man...
anything less falls into the "other" category...
Give me a break, I'm definitely a man...
#6 ·
coastalpanther11 said:All those indie/experimental snobs have loved Devendra for agesβthey're probably just dying to see him perform in NYC.
Whoa there! I'm definitely not an elitist! π
You guys are nuts. Christmas is honestly top-tier. I mean, you get presents. Presents = war. Plus, you eat massive amounts of food. Same goes for Easter. Therefore, holidays rock.
As for the Black metal party thing, sorry man, but you don't even know who Euronymus is, let alone anything deeper than that.π
#7 ·
Robin Williams6 said:ccc... 1000 / 9.81 = 101.9 kilograms
thatβs the bare minimum for a man
anything less than that falls into the "other" category
ARE YOU REALLY STANDING THERE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE TRYING TO CLAIM MILIΔ VUKAΕ INOVIΔ ISN'T A MAN? MAY GOD STRIKE YOU WITH LIGHTNING!
#8 ·
Michael Newman50 said:3. curling, rollers
π You wanna scrap?
If the answer is "yes," I'm sending a pissed-off Ribafish after you.
#9 ·
Robin Williams6 said:That's the bare minimum for a man.
Anything less just falls into the "miscellaneous" category.
Total bullshit.
By that logic, Iβd be stuck in "miscellaneous" too (probably some degenerate lesbian type), even though lately Iβve been swimming like an absolute beast and staying lean as hell.
#10 ·
coastalpanther11 said:ARE YOU REALLY STANDING THERE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE TRYING TO SAY MILIΔ VUKAΕ INOVIΔ ISN'T A MAN? MAY GOD STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH LIGHTNING!
People used to treat MiliΔ like some joke, just like those hillbilly types back in the day, similar to how they treated Evet over by the Mississippi...
MiliΔ?
So last week... NEW SKOOL MOTHERF***ERS π π
#11 ·
coastalpanther11 said:ARE YOU REALLY STANDING THERE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE COUNTRY TRYING TO SUGGEST THAT MILIΔ VUKAΕ INOVIΔ ISN'T A MAN? MAY GOD STRIKE YOU WITH LIGHTNING FOR EVEN THINKING THAT!
A properly calibrated scale will always tell the truth.π
#12 ·
gentlepuma20 said:Look, regarding the Black metal party, sorry man, but you don't even know who Euronymus is, let alone anything else about this scene π
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO EURONYMUS is, then what on earth were you even doing searching the Mississippi river for answers?!!?!
GUZA, is that actually true?!
We'll give you a pass since you're living abroad, but seriously...
#13 ·
Alex Rogers91 said:If you don't know who this is, you're clearly out of the loop. Euronymus What the hell was she thinking, searching all along the Mississippi?!
My bad, Djihad, I honestly don't know.
They're alright with me...
Graveland Immortal
Immortal
Handful of hate Dimmu
Dimmu Borgir
Mayhem
Carpathian Forest
Carpathian Forest Children of Finland Vulture
Vulture Lord
lord Taake
Everything is falling apart, for God's sake...
#15 ·
Douglas Taylor4 said:My bad, Djihad, I honestly don't know.
Theyβre alright with me...
Graveland Immortal
Immortal
Handful of hate Dimmu
Dimmu Borgir
Mayhem.
Carpathian Forest
Carpathian Forest Children of Finland Vulture
Vulture Lord
lord Taake
Everything is a total mess, man... I swear.
Are you freaking kidding me right now? I swear, Iβm gonna sodomize your mother!
#16 ·
gentlepuma20 said:Regarding black metal parties, sorry Guz, but you don't even know who Euronymus is, let alone anything else.π
ROLLERS
And I guess everyone knows about his mustache, too!π¬
#17 ·
Douglas Taylor4 said:Sorry, Djihad, I honestly don't know.
I mean, they're alright... honestly.
Graveland Immortal
Immortal
Handful of hate Dimmu
Dimmu Borgir
Mayhem
Carpathian Forest
Carpathian Forest Children of Finland Vulture
Vulture Lord
lord Taake
Everything is just totally out of line, man. Seriously.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGH!!!!!
Man, did you see that? They actually put Immortal on an 8mm release from Dimmu Borgir!
Youβre dead meat today, you absolute piece of trash!
#18 ·
Alex Rogers91 said:ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I WILL PERSONALLY SODOMIZED BY SATAN YOUR MOTHER!!!!????
Not at all. Honestly, I have a deep respect for your knack for being completely unrefined. And hey, letβs not start throwing punches just yet.
What's the issue with Dimmu Borgir?
I actually find them pretty easy to listen to.
#19 ·
But honestly, Dimmu Borgir is basically the Sum 41 of black metal. I really thought everyone was already on the same page about that! π
Even a total poser like me, right?
Even a total poser like me, right?
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