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Look at them, deciding what kind of finger foods to serve at the funeral for this forum 🤔
Garfield vs. George Sand in Off-topic ·
This poll is useless 😳

The question should have been: who has the bigger, better balls? 😳
Anonymous Chat in Off-topic ·
So, what did everyone grab for lunch today? 🍿
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
wow, amazing 👍
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
You guys are pretty clueless 🙂—you need a little bit of that mobster spirit, a touch of petty criminal ingenuity. Hans, you need to come up with an offer he can't refuse. 🐔Basically, invite him out for a beer and lay out two options: either he

a) starts learning American immediately and plans his move to the States with Grace Anderson3 and the kid

or

b) you guys track down some photos, evidence, or footage (which means tapping into your Photoshop skills and being creative with those "accidental" snapshots) to frame Grace Anderson3 so she leaves him, leaving him stuck paying child support

🥳You need to approach this project with total seriousness and dedication. Otherwise, the little guy might actually end up studying linguistics 🥳
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
He’s definitely going to be looking at every woman's chest first 🤣
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Walter Baker2 said:It’s better this way while it stays far from reality, if you ask me.

Please, it's easy for Hans; he just pretends he doesn't understand a word she's saying and calls it a day. 🥳Grace Anderson3 has it much tougher since she actually speaks German—she's forced to listen to every single thing her mother-in-law rattles on about. 🕺
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
I’d suggest Grace Anderson3 ignores those suggestions 🤣
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Walter Baker2 said:Pesek has hair, while Baby just stuffs everything in their mouth

boosting immunity 🙂
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
No, first Pesek 🙂
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
I think it’s better to wait until things level out so everyone is on equal footing 🙂 since the puppies start walking pretty early on 🙂
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Grace Anderson3 said:It's...

Most of the time it's just: "Yes honey... You're right, honey... Dammit..."

Basically, it follows that exact pattern. 😁

My guy calls me "darling" 😍 and I'm honestly glad he hasn't picked up any of those cheesy pet names that sound totally ridiculous 😳
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Yeah, he’s already out there practicing his rhetoric and prepping for the presidential elections 🤦 or maybe aiming for the Prime Minister's seat. With the current administration stepping down, there's a perfect opening just waiting for him. 😵
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Anthony Nguyen81 said:It’s only a matter of time before things take a turn for the worse.

I had dark chestnut hair when I was a kid. By the time I finished college, it had turned pitch black.
Today the density has thinned out. Just silver scraps. 🤣

They call them silver threads or silver filaments... honestly, it sounds like some dramatic debris falling from the sky in a Terminator movie. 😵
Megathread: Where did the forum's "vagina" go? in Off-topic ·
electrichawk94 said:How much is your dignity worth? 🍿

That kind of money doesn't exist. 🙂
Megathread: Where did the forum's "vagina" go? in Off-topic ·
electrichawk94 said:Why the hell not? ☕

What’s the damage? 🤷How much are we talking? 🍿
Megathread: Where did the forum's "vagina" go? in Off-topic ·
William Grant20 said:For some reason, women just don't bother getting undressed anymore. 🤷 I don't get it. Why does it suddenly not matter to them what the people on this forum think about their bodies? 🙄

And why on earth would I? 🤷 There are people out there who actually charge for that, yet neither Anderson nor any of the authorities have mentioned that anyone here can make a dime off images like these. 🤷 Maybe she’d actually show up if her boss screwed her over on her paycheck and the utility bills started piling up. 🤷
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
I was actually bald for quite a while too 🙂 then I just had this thin, blonde hair for ages, right up until my first haircut when I was about five. After that, things finally started getting wild 😳
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Grace Anderson3 said:So you were one cute little Baby.

I was actually the biggest newborn in that hospital back then, weighing in at over 9 pounds.🙂
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Grace Anderson3 said:Haha, thanks everyone... He’s still at the hospital, probably driving all the nurses crazy. 😁

That’s exactly why they cook up some fake infection excuse just to keep you stuck there longer. 🐔 The nurses gave my mom the same runaround. They kept "finding" new moles on my face every single day. My mom is losing her mind over this—what kind of mole just migrates around like that? 🤦