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He’s basically trying to teach you his first lesson. Don't rush him into school, don't wake him up too early, and don't push him to finish college, land a job, or settle down any faster than he wants to. He'll do all of that whenever he feels like it. 🙂Anyway, there I go rambling again. 🥳
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Grace Anderson3 said:What kind of midwife 🤣

Was she working before or after her due date?

It was before the birth—as for whether it was before or after the actual due date, I honestly have no clue, and unfortunately, I can't ask her anymore 🕺. My other grandmother didn't even go to a hospital for delivery; she just called over a neighbor who was a self-taught midwife. It happened in January during a brutal winter, and they didn't even register my mother with the local county office on time; they just lied and said she was born later, so she doesn't even know her exact birth date.🙂
ironcobra13 said:That’s exactly how I picture you.
Are you a blonde?

No, I tried, but it didn't really suit me. 🕺

Hey everyone, what's up? Anyone grabbing ice cream? 🙂
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Grace Anderson3, go paint the kitchen yourself—that’s what my grandma used to do. You really ought to change the color, because these contractors clearly did a hack job. 🙂
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Grace Anderson3 said:I get it, I really do 😍 but mine seems to be heading toward the 9-pound mark, so now I'm wondering how much more there is to go... 😬

Maybe he's just waiting until Hans learns some American 🤔

teach him how to say "get out, you little jerk!" 🤣
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So, what did they end up telling you at your checkup last Thursday or Friday? 🤔
Hey, if you've actually got some cash on you, an espresso in Austria isn't going to cost you much less than $6.75 ☕just shut up and drink it😳
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We might have figured it out by tonight 🙂 though things actually started kicking off right around breakfast 🙂
Look, here's what's happening in America:

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Then it would have been written in German if 🤔Hans
had written it.
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water cushion, Grace Sanders24, water cushion 🙂 that thing needs to pop, but ideally it should be wide open first so the little guy can just slide right out... 🤔 assuming I fastened this correctly 🤔
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Yeah, men really think they have some kind of magic wand that can fix everything 🙂
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Look, people who are actually married have a legal right to sex within that union.🤷
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🤔 yeah 🤷 🙂 🤔
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Why? 🤣
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Is it starting yet? 🤔
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tomorrow 🙂
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😍
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Men, they can be loud and exhausting 🤦 talk way too much for my taste 😳 fine, and even virgins can be noisy, though maybe not quite that much 🤔
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@hiddenmarlin14/">@@hiddenmarlin14, out of the five virgins I know, only one is actually decent, so everything is relatively 🙂