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Drew Ross2 said:some lady gave me advice today, suggesting I rub some whiskey on my baby's gums😁
she claims she did that for her kids when they were teething just so they'd fall right asleep😁

😵 So, does that make them alcoholics now?🤔

Drew Ross2 said:

this little one absolutely loves it. 😍
napi, what do you think—does she have good taste? 😁

Whoa, Mozart 😍 👍 truly is good. 🙂

Here’s a few more for you:







Lullabies:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LwP9dwRn-k

🙂 🤔

Yeah, I guess 🙂 they are, though I suppose their milk is fine enough 🙂

I didn't, I just gave them some pets 🙂 When I pulled up to the gate, there were already five cows waiting for me, making me the sixth 🙂

here I ameeeeeeeeeee 👋 I was out at some ranch in the hills on a pasture 🎉 moooooooo 🎉 they all came over to say hi to me 😍
then we filled up some bottles and headed back down to the valley 🎉

Drew Ross2 said:What exactly is missing? Even you have a nitpick or two 😳

And I've heard enough of that 😳

Susan Kim91 said:God help me if I start getting worked up over this too. ☕ It’s the 21st century and everyone's gay. ☕

Drew Ross2 said:He doesn't give a damn anyway. 😁

Fair enough. ☕

I'm getting worked up over nothing. ☕ Stomach issues. Just great. ☕ I honestly can't be bothered to get out of bed today. ☕

driftingmarlin5 said:😂

That isn't funny. We're talking about serious matters here. 🕺

Susan Kim91 said:😲 Can I masturbate if I touch the cash register at the store? 😲

Go right ahead. Honestly, your junk hasn't smelled anything decent or stood up in ages anyway. 😳 COVID 😳

Drew Ross2 said:Hey, Cap, is that actually you? 😲

Seriously, though. 😳 You can't just fix your hair, pick at your ear, or dig in your nose right after checking out at the grocery store 😳 and then put on a face mask with those same hands. 😳 Use some hand sanitizer first. 😳

driftingmarlin5 said:Watch out for those disinfectants. I read somewhere they can cause blindness, rage, and Alzheimer's. 🧐 Next thing you know, they'll be calling it the corona. 🧐

I picked up some organic stuff, though I have no clue what it actually does. I’m definitely not using that junk they’ve been pushing everywhere lately. 😳 I’ve got some hygiene wipes on me, too. 😳

Drew Ross2 said:I don't need a key; I just use voice commands to unlock and start the car.😁

Right, and let me guess—do you sanitize your hands the second you walk out of a CVS?😳

Drew Ross2 said:I wear a mask and hold my breath whenever I'm at Walmart😳

Do you sanitize your hands before you go digging through your purse for your car keys right after shopping?🤔

Drew Ross2 said:Work, work, work... then more work. He’s certainly not going to sit around relaxing while I'm stuck here rotting away. 🙂

I mean, come on. When she heads into work, she's going to be working with other people. It’s not like she’s going to be stuck in some tiny cubicle all by herself, right? 🤔

Drew Ross2 said:There's no way I caught COVID if I haven't even left my house🐔

What, you don't even go to the grocery store?🤔 And who came to visit you over the weekend?🤔 Were you at church, you little saint?🤔

Drew Ross2 said:basically, is it actually normal to find fulfillment just being a stay-at-home parent—cleaning, organizing, putting the kids to bed, and having nothing else going for you?

Like this one:
https://www.nytimes.com/lifestyle/stay-at-home-mom-fulfillment-article

and I've lost my sense of smell and taste 😲 I can't even taste horseradish 😲

COVID 😱 really did a number on me 🤷