mellowseal27 said:I only get my hair trimmed once a year, and honestly? It’s just a quick little dusting of the ends. That's it!
So, get this—about two months ago, I had an appointment booked with my regular stylist (I know exactly who it was, too). Fast forward to now, and I walk in only to have some woman start running her hands through my hair like she owns the place! She’s basically trying to style my hair herself... honestly, it felt like she was trying to play stylist for five different people at once! 😍 So, get this. I was sitting there getting my hair done by these interns—you know, those students who are basically just learning the ropes and should probably be practicing on mannequins instead of real people? Yeah, they were working on me. Everything is going fine, the last student is just finishing up, and then suddenly the owner walks in and just... chops it off. Right then and there. Total chaos! 👎 That side of her just feels totally wrong to me. Honestly, I feel like cursing her out. People always get all worked up over this stuff too—all that drama about "emotional distress" and whatever other nonsense. It’s not even the first time she’s completely shut me out like this. She cut me off deep, wiped out my whole inner circle, and I was actually fine with it. But once that monster started messing with the outside stuff? That’s when I officially lost it. And on top of that, she’s posting a photo with me?! Seriously? Anyway, first thing I did this morning was fix my hair. If my hair isn't right, my entire day is basically trashed.
I honestly don't get barbers. Like, I really don't get the whole point of sitting in a chair and paying someone to cut your hair. It’s just not me. So, I'm officially going back to my old ways—DIY mode activated. I'm grabbing the shears and doing it myself. Boom. Done. 😍
Honestly, just tell them to shove it when they show up from their internship with all that extra baggage! Or better yet, let the boss handle it—maybe she’s totally clueless about how this works. Seriously, man, it's such a headache. Just take them straight to court and go for it. Get Nodilo on the case!😁
Man, this guy has been straight-up playing me for a fool for six years now. Total joke!😁.
In those early days, man, LOL was such a handful! He’d constantly be breathing down my neck with all these demands—it was endless. Like, "Hey, do this," or "Check that out." We’d end up getting into these massive blowouts that would drag on for an hour, sometimes even longer. It was wild!
We’ve both "grown up" together—him evolving into this killer, super talented barber, and me becoming this increasingly low-maintenance client. I basically went from that awkward teenager shouting "watch the hairline!" to just some chill guy trying to figure out life and deal with this total dumpster fire of a world. LOL.
Just got home! Finally sitting down to chill. I’m gonna dive into some clicks and see what kind of madness Cosmo's throwing my way today.😁Man, I’m telling you, it’s wild. He’s even doing this whole thing where he uses double mirrors just to show me what the back of my hair looks like while he's cutting it. I don't even bother looking! Then he hits me with the, "Hey, you want some gel in there? You definitely need a little something," and I’m just like, "Nah, I'm good." Still, I end up sitting there for like 15 or 20 minutes with my head being manhandled. Total trip.
What’s the most ridiculous thing? Seriously, it’s like this one salon is basically a local legend or something—everyone in town knows their name!
Man, life is moving way too fast! Seriously, why does everything have to go by in such a blur?
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