Posts by copperorca13

I’ve been reading through some of these little essays you guys have been putting together, so I figured I’d finally jump in. I watched the race and went back to check out the replay footage from every angle, and honestly, I don't get how anyone can claim Webber is solely to blame for that collision. At most, you could call it a 50-50 split, but if anything, Vettel might be more at fault, certainly not less. If you look at the other clip, it’s pretty obvious that Vettel was driving like he was behind the wheel of an Abrams tank, acting like he could just force his way into the corner by widening his racing line—I mean, pulling a move like that when you're pushing north of 186 miles/h in that section? Webber didn't even have time to react. Webber left enough room for Vettel on the side, he didn't squeeze him off onto the grass, and that's really all there is to it.

stormybadger8 said:but my scenario is way more insane🤣

Sebastian Vettel is leading the race, Fernando Alonso is in second, and Mark Webber is holding down third.

Because of some absolute disaster at the Red Bull pit wall, Vettel loses his lead to Fernando Alonso, who ends up driving the race and leading all the way until the final lap, leaving the Ferrari fans going absolutely wild in the stands, but then, right in the middle of that last lap, Alonso's engine just completely gives up on him, letting Vettel and Webber fly past, which kicks off this total chaotic mess.🤣

Then, just when you think it's over, about 100 or 200 meters before the finish line, another engine dies on Vettel, and Mark Webber, having no idea what to do, slams right into his rear end and basically catapults him across the finish line.🤣

So, Sebastian Vettel clinches the championship thanks to Mark Webber.🙏
Webber starts slapping away the reporters near the track who are all badgering him, asking if that was an official team order or if they just decided on their own to help out their teammate.😬
Flavio is sitting in the grandstands, crying like it’s a rainy season in Seattle, while Felipe Massa just sits there on the podium laughing his head off.😬

🙏🙏🙏🤣

analogowl122 said:Of course there would be some concessions. They might even happen before the final lap if it looks like things aren't going to shift.
But man, what a massive scandal that would have been 🤣
And let's not forget the Red Bull crew were the loudest ones screaming against any kind of team orders.
It would have been even more hilarious if Vettel let Webber past a bit earlier instead of waiting until the very last lap—just to make it look less suspicious 😬 . And then imagine if Alonso just pulled out of the race entirely 😁

Honestly, it should have happened given how hard the team was pushing for Vettel to take the championship, hahahahahaha. I would've spent a whole week laughing if he actually let him through, and then had Alonso drop out right after, hahaha.😂