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The Cutters was actually shown back in 2006 during a festival in Napa Valley, though I think they listed it under the title Pizza Hut at the time.
The DVD finally dropped on March 25th, but obviously, you won't find it sitting on any shelves here in the States. That said, you can always catch it on... well, you know where 😬
redwalker6 said:I see where you're coming from, and I agree with parts of it, but honestly, there’s no need to get all worked up or start throwing insults just because someone has different taste. It's really not that deep.😉
IMDb acts like they’re some kind of high-brow authority on cinema, pretending they're a prestigious film journal staffed by deep-thinking cinephiles who live and breathe the art form. It’s a joke. When a publication tries to position itself as an intellectual heavyweight and then turns around and declares Jack Sparrow the greatest cinematic character in history, you have to call them out. Calling them idiots isn't even being harsh at this point; it's just stating the obvious.
Anyone who claims Jack Sparrow is the greatest movie character ever made isn't actually a film buff—they're just an idiot.
bluefalcon15 said:Are filmmakers actually this brainless, or do they just think we’re all idiots?!
In at least 70% of movies, nobody bothers to lock their front door when they leave the house. But my absolute favorite trope has to be when the brakes fail, and suddenly, nobody thinks to pull the emergency brake.
(Is there some secret trick to using a handbrake while you're speeding down a highway that I missed?!) 😕
Clearly, you haven't even passed your driver's test yet...
Genre: Erotic
Leading ladies: Monica Bellucci, Jane Connely, and Angelina Jolie
Lead actor: Me
Screenplay: Written by yours truly
Director: Some cheapskate director from Budapest
Set design: Minimalist (the whole thing takes place in one single bedroom)
Costumes: Non-existent
My paycheck: Absolutely massive
I have to say, this new Shrek didn't really hit the mark for me. It felt like they were running low on actual clever bits, honestly. There were only two moments that actually landed for me—the part where the toad king just keeps dying endlessly, and then that bit with Ash chirping and hopping through the woods right before it transitions into Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant song"🤣
ambersailor19 said:I’m honestly worried the writers just ran out of steam and they're somehow trying to force a fourth movie into existence by pure luck.
Look, with Shrek The Third pulling in 500 million at the box office, we're basically looking at a miracle in the making—Shrek 4.😁