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driftingviper6 said:No matter which friends or acquaintances I visit in America, I have never seen anything quite like what my friends in Denmark have:
I’d install that in my bathroom in a heartbeat...
Beer on the top shelf, a great book on the bottom... 😁
Everything right where you need it...
Raymond Campbell35 said:Most of them just sit there reading endless ads for deodorant, perfume, or shampoo...
If I’m not reading that junk, I’m picking at the metal toilet paper holder, shredding the rolls into tiny pieces, or using nail clippers to hack away at the paper. I fiddle with my lighter (doing Zippo tricks 😁), mess around with my phone, or occasionally prank someone with a text like, "Hey... just taking a dump and thought of you" 😁.
My current plan is to set up some high-speed Wi-Fi in my apartment so I can lug my laptop around and surf the web while I'm on the throne. 🙏
Good grief, what an infuriating idea...😁
I could probably mount a small LCD on the opposite wall and hook up a decent surround sound system...🤣
Look, I’m not exactly thrilled about spending my life on the toilet, but I simply cannot get the job done in sixty seconds flat. Naturally, my wife gives me these constant, judgmental looks, wondering why I’m occupying the bathroom for such an eternity. I have no clue. Maybe it’s just how my metabolism works?
Since I’m stuck sitting there anyway, I might as well make the most of the time by reading.
When it's an emergency, I grab whatever happens to be within reach, though lately, I've been sticking to actual books.
Right now, I’m working my way through the third installment of the mammoth hunter series from the "child of the earth" saga by Jean M. Auel.
Of course, there are those frantic moments where you don't even have time to grab a book, and you end up staring at the instruction manual for the Whirlpool washing machine instead... 😁
So, I’m curious—what else is people actually reading while they're stuck in the trenches?