Some guy from Illinois actually facing charges after shooting himself in his sleep! 🤣
So, police are reporting that this dude from Illinois ended up with a gunshot wound to the leg—apparently because he was dreaming about burglars—and now he’s looking at firearm felony charges, according to officials on Tuesday.
Imagine this: you're having a dream about some intruders, you pull the trigger on yourself, and suddenly you're heading to jail! 🤣 Only in America! 😉
So, here’s the new definition for lesbians: non-men who find other non-men attractive. 🤣
Basically, Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore decided to effectively erase women from their "inclusive language guide" by redefining what a "lesbian" actually is—defining the term as "non-men attracted to other non-men"—which has pretty much sent a huge chunk of society into a total meltdown.
Jack Cook7 said:Access to water isn't a human right.
Because human rights are supposedly sacred, right? So, logically—obviously, if you can even call it that—access to water can't be one of them. It’s just basic math, really. I mean, does that make sense to anyone? 🙂
What's next on the list? The right to breathe air? Should we let every single person just wander down to a community garden to grow their own potatoes, beets, or roses? No way. Not happening. This is freedom we're talking about!! Do you guys actually know why the US was liberating Europe from the communists back in '45? 🙂
Just go buy a bottle of Evian and then you have the "right" to that specific bottle. 😉
The sheep are full while the wolves are multiplying.
Jack Cook7 said:Oh, come on, don't be like that—male circumcision is basically a badge of masculinity, courage, and just pure pride in where you come from. 🙂
Is that what we're seeing from that one Canadian guy popping up in these threads? 🤣
That’s probably why he’s such a huge fan of American football! 🤣
Rough day. The Nuggets lost the NBA finals yesterday. 🕺
bubi mir said:I’m following this woman who literally fled Sudan for the UK. She’s a women's rights activist, but her main focus is ending FGM. She calls it what it actually is—mutilation—and the stuff she describes is straight-up horror.
Yeah, it really is mutilation. But honestly, this whole thing with detrans also counts as mutilation.
Some people even argue that male circumcision is a form of mutilation too.
O, hey temazo, so apparently Andrew Tate is claiming he's a woman now—using she/her pronouns and all that. Plus, word is he’s converted to Islam. How does that even work? 🤔
Guns of Brixton said:And apparently, they’re gonna fund the efforts. 😁 (I had no idea the boss was such a cheapskate—I mean, I always used to get those fat bonuses deposited right into my account 🤷)
In Paris, they're actually trying to figure out if humans can coexist with mice.
As if we don't already know the answer to that one... 🕺
They steal and sell things with profits that would make an honest man's head spin. They deceive people with their flashy suits and smooth talk. They kill, burn, cheat, and spy—all while surrounded by pure luxury. They eat and drink like kings, but above all else, they just crave power.