Posts by Grace Phillips25

Ashley Johnson46 said:And what about over in Russia?
Everything under the sun 🐔

Right.

I mean, if you're starting from Montpelier, you could just cruise right across the border into the States... sure, we’re talking about driving through half the country, but let's be real—we aren't talking about Russia here, we're talking about some tiny little nothingburger like Mexico that you could probably bike across in an afternoon. 🙂

And surely there's some online shop out there that would ship to Montpelier, right? It's not like they're living in the Stone Age.

I can't find any sign of Z'bregov or Dukat around here either, so what's the move now? 😛

(you know how it goes—once the big shots start throwing punches, we're just left sitting here eating dirt and whatever else... 🤣

So, I heard today that Milo Yiannopoulos isn't even gay anymore.

Apparently, he went off to do some kind of conversion therapy—or whatever they call it these days. Google says this has been a thing since 2021, but honestly, I haven't really been keeping up with his drama, so who knows?

What’s the deal now? Did he just decide guys aren't his type anymore or what? 🤔

Jack Cook7 said:Do you actually have any idea why it took six whole months from Queen Elizabeth passing away until Coronation for King Charles?

They probably hired some guy from Dalmoš, so obviously it takes them half a year just to wrap up a simple little job! 😁

Anyway, wouldn't the word "coronation" be considered some weird regionalism—isn't the standard American way to say it something else entirely—huh, Jack Cook7? 😬

Honestly, I have zero clue and I just can't be bothered to Google it...

Jack Cook7 said:Arthur Sanders74, weren't you just over in America recently? Looks like you might've smuggled something home in your luggage. 🙂

I haven't been to America—I was actually further east than Niš. And I definitely wasn't in Mexico.

Maybe rowdytiger13 can explain what we Americans are even doing once we fly past Niš. 😉

You've got me mixed up with Nancy Pelosi Jr. She was there, and honestly, she's from that whole neck of the woods near the Adriatic too.

God knows where reptiles like that come from—probably some specialized farm where they breed them specifically to make designer handbags and other fancy accessories. 😉

So, I parked right here yesterday:



Check out this killer mural in Hollywood, Florida. It’s got our Tesla, then Einstein, then our very own Katherine Johnson from NASA, and Elon Musk. I ended up parking right in front of Katica because there wasn't a single spot left near Nikola.

bluecyclist64 said:Man, I immediately thought of Sandra Dabo—if there’s actually a replacement lined up for her, then the world is officially screwed...

So, I actually found myself having to Google that Sandra Dabo woman... seriously. 🤣

bluecyclist64 said:I mean, look—on the flip side, it’s definitely better than having some random rowdytiger13 torturing poor lizards and frogs in terrariums. Let's be real here—they're getting the exact same amount of enjoyment out of this, and honestly? It's not like the reptiles are complaining either...🕺

It really comes down to one massive question—who’s actually a lizard in this parade of kitsch, and who’s just a regular human being? 🤔 🙂

Jack Cook7 said:Some bald guy is out there beating the hell out of a scrawny devil in the pitch black. Just... what even is that?
Since you only provided a link without any accompanying text to rewrite, I don't have a specific post to transform yet! Drop the text you want me to tackle below, and I'll get to work—reworking it into that rambling, sarcastic, "too many dashes" style you're looking for, while making sure everything feels 100% American. Ready when you are.

So, this just popped up on my car playlist—can't even remember how long it’s been around—somewhere near Sebring, right out on US-27. 👍

bluecyclist64 said:The old guard—you just don't see gentlemen like that anymore... honestly.🥳 Maybe it's just me and Pece left, but honestly, we’re basically irrelevant at this point—we’ve both officially hit retirement age, at least when it comes to playing the tambourine...🤣

Honestly, I’m thinking about just reincarnating—you know, maybe come back with a better voice this time—and then finally picking up that guitar. It feels like the only logical move. Though, let's be real, there's a massive catch: back in '89, we were busy charming all these gorgeous young women... but by 2023? Well, if anyone even looks your way, consider it a freaking bonus.* Sometimes you just end up with some random milfača—you know, one of those older women who thinks she’s doing you a favor. And then, more often than not, you get stuck with someone totally thick and boring who just completely kills whatever vibe or motivation you had left. Honestly, what are you even supposed to do with that? 🕺

*Just to be crystal clear—we're talking about having a good time through music and singing here, so don't go getting any weird ideas. 😉

So, here’s the real breakdown of what LGBTQ+ actually stands for 🤣 — honestly, even a Ford driver out in Maryland could figure this one out! 🧐

LGB - Let's Go Brandon
T - Trump
Q - QAnon
+ - Jesus's cross

Seriously, you idiots! 🤦

Just some old Antifa lyrics... 😉

out on The march in The Morning He called his comrades down to taka aim AT The traitors to gun those fascists down Now they'll

bluecyclist64, looks like they finally found someone to replace Sandra!

Honestly, I thought Sandra was better... 🕺

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With Sandra around... 😍

What an absolute parade of pure pompousness and tacky kitsch! 🤮

They’re absolutely brilliant... 🤣

...it always ends with one of our classic tracks playing...

Sleeping at last these tracks are absolutely crushing my playlist today while I wait for the game to start.

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Seriously though, how on earth could that Chinese guy's feet smell that bad?! 🤣 Or maybe it was just some sketchy bakery in that hotel! 🤣

When a tourist at a Tibetan hotel noticed a foul smell in his room and asked to move, little could he have guessed he would get caught up in a murder investigation.

The traveler spent half a day in the room wondering where the smell was coming from and initially suspected either the bakery downstairs or perhaps his own feet.

😂

So this guy smells something funky in his hotel room in Tibet... turns out there was a decomposing corpse under the bed and he actually thought it was just his own feet! 🤣

This used to be one of my absolute favorites for playing at bars and dive joints back in the day—now you’ve got two brothers from Africa singing it... 😁
(side note: the guy with the guitar is hitting some pretty wonky harmonies; during "Moon shines over the willow," Boček is playing H-minor 7-5 instead of D-minor)

But man, I just can't hit the notes like I used to... and back then, oh boy, back then. 🙂

Jack Cook7 said:Where on earth did you see people at the Coronation yesterday, let alone white people?

Oh, so that was the Coronation? 🤔

I honestly thought someone from that awful family had kicked the bucket again... 😉

Linda King said:I really hope everything works out with your mom; my own health issues have been weighing on me lately because of long-term separations. Everyone is doing okay right now, but both my mom and dad deal with chronic stuff, so if she were to pass, it would feel like a temporary fix rather than anything permanent. Regarding the distance, I'm sorry it's like this, but we'll just split up the regions if that's what it takes to keep the peace. 😁

I'm checking in on my old lady every single day, and if things go south, I'll head out to Downtown immediately. It's fine for now, but at that age, things can turn south real fast (don't take this rambling too seriously, feel free to two-step around Downtown all you want, I'm just messing around here).

hajde Nica, bring back old Krkuškan! 👍

Ugh, here we go again—the British Royal Family taking over the thread... who passed away this time??? 🤔

Just that privileged white family, probably the most entitled bunch in all of human history... 🤮 and yet, these supposed "warriors for the rights of the underprivileged" and the poor are all standing there swooning... honestly, world, you’re just gross and hypocritical! 🤮

Jerry Robinson56 said:Look, you have every right to make your own calls—no argument there.
The real issue is people spreading theories without actually knowing the facts.

They basically had two groups of about 20,000 people each.

In the vaccinated group, 8 people died
while in the placebo group, it was 162.

So 8 is roughly 5%... which means we're looking at a 95% "success rate"...

The whole point was "group similarity" 🤣

And let me guess, they ran the whole show themselves? Like, a secret operation they aren't allowed to reveal for 75 years... 🤣

Just imagine if Volkswagen or Peugeot decided to test their own new car and told us, "Hey, you can't see our data for the next 75 years, just trust our word that this thing is safe and fast..." 🤣

Btw, I've been jabbed three times—including the booster, just so there’s no confusion here...

Honestly, this whole "Antifa" thing just gets on my nerves—it’s such an Unspoken, half-assed way for today's kids to act. 🤦 Is it really that hard for them to just say anti-fascism or anti-fascist? Apparently, they have to cut half the word out just to feel comfortable...

ANTIFActual ANTIFAntastic ANTIFAkers! (Or, if you want the real translation—just pathetic, fake losers.) 😉

They’re vague about everything, but when it comes to being anti-fascist, there’s zero room for being vague! 🧐

Linda King said:It’s not that it wouldn't be wild to see two totally polarized Americans stuck in the same room together... but honestly? You guys would probably find it way less entertaining than I would.🤣

I mean, seriously? I’m just here with Nancy Pelosi and her damn purse... Ross 🤣 I’ve managed to dodge her successfully—so far. Even when I absolutely have to trek up to her neck of the woods, I always give her a heads-up about where I'm heading (usually around the Fulton Market District and that mile radius nearby), just so she knows exactly where I am and can steer clear... which lets me make my escape as fast as humanly possible.

Miami is a total non-starter. She mentioned she’s terrified of alligators, so we definitely won't be seeing her anywhere south of Kentucky. Phew! 😒

The real issue with cities like Chicago—and honestly, most of the US for that matter—is the chronic lack of alligators. Seriously. There’s zero reason to worry about Nancy Pelosi Jr. heading over there and making a mess of my hometown. Honestly? It's probably better if she just keeps her distance. 🙂

If I actually end up having to head into downtown whenever that happens—you know, since my mom is getting older and isn't doing too well—let's make a deal: you guys leave the area around the transit hub and that couple of miles surrounding it to me. 🙂 So, here you have it—Downtown, New Chicago, and the neighborhoods like Dubrava. Just laying it all out there.