Posts by darksailor2

Oh my god, oh my god

The inbox just blew up

Oh my god



Thanks to Anderlon, my twin

velvettrucker52 said:I’m all for this initiative. 👋

Honestly, even $300 wouldn't be enough incentive for me to start gossiping about Mulica. 😢

I’m actually running the girl's campaign for admin right now, so if you folks want to send any letters of support her way, send them to me—the poor thing can barely keep up with her inbox.

It would be downright cruel to turn down a request from a pregnant woman. 😳
And it would be just as cruel to give me a ban for taking things off-topic. 😳

I hope you end up having triplets. ☕

It would be just as cruel to ban me for being offline. 😳

hollowtrucker77, don't even bother! 😳😁

Don't you dare start with me. 😁 Alright, I’m gonna go off-topic for a second:

I mean, I don't think that would really overload the system or anything. Honestly, having a limit of only 75 is pretty low. I like keeping certain messages in my inbox, especially the ones where velvettrucker52 tells me I'm beautiful. 😍 Then the storage fills up way too fast, and I end up deleting messages just to make space—which means I probably end up wiping out some important stuff too! 😢

Can we please get a bigger inbox? 🙂

Thanks a lot! 👋

dustycrane8 said:Yeah, talk about rubbing salt in the wound. 😢 😁

I definitely agree that they should expand our inbox capacity, maybe to at least 100 messages. 😁
The thing is, it hits the limit incredibly fast, especially when we're busy gossiping (just like my colleague darksailor2 mentioned 😳).

Then it happens—we step away for a quick coffee break for fifteen minutes, come back, and realize we missed a mountain of important updates because our inbox was already maxed out. 😢
Girls, now that I actually say it out loud, it makes us sound like we don't have lives outside of this Forum and our private messages. 🤔
Which is exactly true! 😳 Do something to brighten up our pathetic little lives. 😁

speak for yourself, loser 🙄

I have Facebook too. 🥳

🤣

You're the best!

I totally agree, 75 messages is way too few! Especially when we're busy gossiping! 🤷 Everyone just ends up sending private messages to each other and the inbox gets slammed instantly! 😢 I guess it’s hard for you guys to get it since you haven't experienced the magic of gossiping via PM, but seriously, clearing out an inbox constantly is exhausting!

Man, if only we had a female admin!

Can we please get a larger inbox capacity?

velvettrucker52 said:I actually enjoy Reddit and its various threads. 😍
I feel bad about the state of this Reddit subforum because it really used to be a great space; I truly hope they clean up the clutter and bring it back to its former glory.

There is a specific reporting function for a reason.
Users shouldn't try to act as moderators, regardless of how qualified they think they are for the role.
Personally, I find posts that don't belong here just as irritating as the posts that call them out.

If you want to complain about the moderation team, there's a formal channel for that. You shouldn't do it in random threads, as that ruins the quality of those discussions just as much as the posts you're complaining about.
The only thing I don't understand is why these public call-outs aren't being penalized themselves. 🤷

Uhm, I'm going to say my piece and try to stay alive! 😳😁
I was actually pretty surprised today when I checked out the main Reddit thread for the first time and saw several posts calling out moderators for finally doing their jobs! I thought it was just some inside joke, but I guess I was wrong. 😁

That isn't how you do things. By acting like this, you're just dragging the moderators down. If I were a mod—not that we're talking about that 😳—I'd have banned you all already, and honestly, it won't make anything better! I also saw the warnings on the thread where other users were being told—not very nicely, mind you—to use quotes instead of links. I think that's what the mods should be handling. If you spot posts like that, just report them! Don't try to play moderator yourself. And if a mod isn't doing what they're supposed to, use the PŽK! You shouldn't be telling mods how to do their jobs in the general chat thread. 🤷

Anyway... just hire more mods!!! 🙂

I just nuked my Reddit account! 😲

I wasn't a huge poster there, but I definitely lurked! I think the whole idea of what constitutes "trash" was probably messed up from day one. Most people don't even seem to get what this sub is actually for or where the line is drawn. Honestly, I haven't quite figured out the definition myself either 😬

The whole subreddit is pretty niche, and I really think the mods need to step up and actually enforce the rules more often 😁 So, I guess I agree with the suggestions above: bring the thread back, start fresh, clarify the definition of trash, issue warnings (like yellow cards) for every link posted without quotes, and hire more moderators! 🤷

Anyway, I see Kate Foster12 and gentlehound9 are already acting like they want mod spots, so maybe give them a break 🤣

I’d say more, but I don't want to get banned 🙂

hiddenotter98 said:I know. Fully aware.
Is that an issue?

Not if you actually have something smart to contribute. 😁
But that doesn't seem to be your thing. 😬

hollowtrucker77, pay attention! Don't just skim. 😳

darksailor2 said:You just dug up a thread from a year ago. 🙂

So, here’s the deal with Jose White18's smiley face. 😁

I'm all about the emojis. Even the offensive ones, I guess. 😍

Emojis. 🙂

Since I'm already here anyway. 😁...
Hey admins, maybe you could let us use regular emojis in the Greetings section? Just a thought. 😁 I really miss using emojis over there. I’ve got this whole collection of them, but I just can't seem to post them on that site. 😢

Look, even if I'm usually not the most serious person around, I'm actually being serious this time. 😁

So, will you allow external emojis in the celebrations thread? My wife is due any day now, so I need to be able to spam all those cool emojis for the little guy. 😍

edit: You guys did maintenance again, and somehow I didn't get banned.

hiddenotter98 said:And what exactly is the purpose of that smiley?
An insult? A joke? Pure condescension? Or something else entirely...?

I was under the impression this was a place for sharing actual perspectives—not getting met with a facepalm for doing the same.
One learns something new every single day...

You just dug up a thread from a year ago. 🙂

So, here’s the deal with Jose White18's smiley face. 😁

I'm all about the emojis. Even the offensive ones, I guess. 😍

Emojis. 🙂

Since I'm already here anyway. 😁...
Hey admins, maybe you could let us use regular emojis in the Greetings section? Just a thought. 😁 I really miss using emojis over there. I’ve got this whole collection of them, but I just can't seem to post them on that site. 😢

Look, even if I'm usually not the most serious person around, I'm actually being serious this time. 😁

Alex Cook said:First! Look, if you aren't feeling the vibe on this forum, feel free to go find another one...

Not really, though. If that notorious crowd from the Football boards started this kind of chatter over at the Federal Agency, things would be hitting the fan big time. As it stands, we've got chat rules, some jokes, music requests, and maybe—just maybe—some actual moderation...
Jane Doe, I've got nothing against you personally, really, but I hope you realize this isn't exactly landing well with everyone. Plus, the double standards are starting to stink...

Look, I don't know about you guys, but I've never really been a fan of the football crowd. They just aren't my kind of people, I guess. 🥳

I'm just kidding, but honestly, don't go blaming me for this! 🤷 Look, I started veering off-topic, then everyone else just kept rolling with it—even hollowtrucker77! If I had actually been slapped with a warning or a ban, I probably would've shut up... but since I didn't... 🤷

hollowtrucker77 said:She'll finally get some sense when Jane Doe realizes she’s actually going to be a moderator one day.
😉

Next week??? 😍 👋

Alex Carter3 said:What a load of garbage. 🙂

I'm voting for John Doe, and that's that.

🙄

mellowlynx68 said:

Vote Jane Doe for moderator 🎉 👋 (and don't bother with sweets—cookies will just mess with my diet, send some salty pie instead).
You guys already filed a report with the Federal Bureau 😵.

Sending it out now. 👋

I've got some savory biscuits here. Anyone interested? 😁

Yeah, well, the Federal Bureau stepped in and wrote it down. Honestly, what a joke. 🙄

OT: I’m totally rooting for John Doe!!!

edit: also, hoping dustycrane8 gets moderator status too!!!

Anthony Barrett37 said:hey hollowtrucker77, just give me a ban for trolling so you can finally shut this thread down🙂

since when is this kind of stuff allowed here? 😕
I mean, I got flagged for one troll post, but then there's this... what even is this? 🤷

If I were a mod, I’d have banned you by now. 😍
You're just making a mountain out of nothing. 🤷
And yeah, I killed off your emojis. Honestly, they were useless anyway. They didn't even look happy. 🙄

Arthur Kim74 said:Jane Doe is honestly just the best 🎉

If that doesn't count as an argument, I really don't know what does... 😁

Jane Doe, you've got me totally confused here...
What's this all about being a mod now, and why am I sending these random vibes to the wrong person, someone please catch me up 😳

Man, Arthur Kim74... 🤦
I mean, I can't exactly go ask John Doe to just hand over his job to me! 🙄
First off, if I get moderator status, I'll have access to the private mod lounge. Once I'm in there, I'll probably talk all the other mods into kicking John Doe off the admin team and replacing him with me. Voila. 👋
Hmmmm...🤔 Maybe I should just take the easy way out. I could just log into my burner account and ban hollowtrucker77 myself, then just blackball my own name. Seems like a better move, doesn't it?

Now I just need to figure out where on earth I scribbled down that password for my Amazon account...🤔

dustypuma5 said:@Jane Doe

Your taste in fashion sounds about as qualified as asking a committee to pick a board for Desmond Glasebrook.

Click...

😁

I'm not even going to bother looking at it. I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with me anyway. 🙂:

Christian Green37 said:Just sitting here with my afternoon Jane Doe session. ☕

I mean, yeah. What does Jane Doe have to do with Jane Doe anyway?

Edit, edit, edit!! This one's actually pretty good too 😁:

Whatever. I just want some Jane Doe stuff and a wheel. (Which one should I pick? 🤣)

Man, how do you not get it?🙄
Just vote for me to be a mod and I'll bring Jane Doe in myself! 🥳

velvettrucker52 said:🙂 Jane Doe

🙂

Go jump in a lake😳

dustypuma5 said:Put Jane Doe on "Car," just to blow off some steam...

And hey, there's an opening over at the Police Department too. 😳

Where there's a will, there's a way, I guess. Seems to me like Jane Doe doesn't really have the will, though. But maybe she'll act like Dobrica Seselj during his trial. He hated the judge, so he spent all day filing motions to get him replaced. The chief justice had to write rejection letters every single day until he finally lost his cool and just gave him a new judge.

Then Seselj saw that tactic actually worked, so he started filing requests for the federal court to pay for his defense since he was supposedly broke. He did it every day. And they responded every day. Now I'm reading that they actually approved some cash for him recently.

So if Jane Doe ever becomes a mod, you can probably expect a thread popping up every couple of days where she begs to be an admin. 😁

Anyway, I'm rooting for Jane Doe and her little ambitions. Let her decorate the mod section with her smilies and add some flair.

Just imagine her moderator warning looking something like this:

Priceless...😍

Wow, you really cracked the code there, didn't you? 😳
I’m going to be an admin eventually, I guess. It's just a matter of time. 😳

Imagine what one of her moderator warnings would look like:
....
Classic...😍

Maybe you'd stop trolling if I asked nicely?

Nancy Ward4 said:This is easily the best 🙂:

Someone give Jane Doe some props. 😁

I'm already trolling enough as it is; I won't be able to punish anyone if I can't even punish myself.
😳

But seriously, I have a problem. My laptop just died on me—pretty sure a mouse crawled inside and fried it. Now I've lost all my notes! And they were actually important; I had those pages full of smiley faces saved there.
🙂 Can someone send me a link to some smileys? Thanks a bunch!
😳
Here we go again, the smileys aren't loading! What am I supposed to do now?
🤷 This is driving me crazy! How can people get away with using so few emojis?


Jane Doe for mod (and admin later). 🙂

hollowtrucker77 said:Don't you dare act like that toward pregnant women, because you're basically inviting a malaria outbreak from the Federal Bureau

Just ban her already so I don't have to deal with her! She's constantly insulting me! 🙄
She worked at the Federal Bureau? As a moderator? Well, alright then...😳 (🤣)

Steven Reed said:Did I mention I’m due to give birth in just a few days🤔 and that seeing red text would be just the kind of "mental relaxation" I need right now😉 : she’s subtly flexing her authority here—and if that doesn't work, she'll start bringing up the local hooligans:

I promise I'll slap at least one box of cards onto Jane Doe's desk since she clearly can't find her rhythm.😠

Vibe, vibe, whatever.🙄
Maybe you should aim to give birth this Friday, that date works better for me!

hollowmason64 said:I honestly can't tell if she’s even cut out for moderating. I mean, she hasn't even finished her degree yet, and from what I can see, she hasn't even found some poor guy willing to marry her... 🙂

Well, when everyone starts jumping on the bandwagon, I guess there’s no point in resisting—I might as well follow the crowd too. 🤣

Can I go ahead with this? 👋

I'm starting to lose my cool almost as much as Dobrica Seselj does. 😬

Look, I said I could start working next week, and by then I'll actually have my degree in hand! Since there's zero work in my field, I might as well work on this forum! P.S. What's the starting salary? 🤷
As for marriage, I've been nudging my guy, but he's just not having it! 😢
Jerk.😳

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velvettrucker52 says: I wouldn't trust Jane Doe to watch my imaginary sheep, let alone moderate anything 🙂 She's just unstable ☕

hollowtrucker77, just ban this hysterical pregnant woman already 🙄

Steven Reed said:Give her any moderator role—anything, really—just to stop the constant whining: she’s clearly just building up a massive collection of red cards courtesy of Jane Doe:

And while we're handing out labels, feel free to blacklist me in the archives too 😍

Steven Reed, you're going to end up being positive. 😳

mistywolf17 said:Jane Doe, you can head over to the USA. 👋

I'm just going to ban everyone over there. 🙂

hollowtrucker77 said:What if we just set up a dedicated sub-forum—you know, one that’s totally empty and locked down—where we can list everyone who actually wants to step up and be a moderator?

No. 😠

Bradley Sanders4 said:Jane Doe in Tennessee! 👋 👋 👋

Jane Doe:

Man, at this rate... we'd probably be seeing shipments drop every single day. 😁

David Foster80 said:Just dropped by to show some love to Jane Doe: Jane Doe for fashion icon 👋

I'll shoot over my Address Corp info via DM. For those chocolates, obviously ☕

Gonna head out now and track down Jane Doe.

Edit - honestly, this Jane Doe is top-tier 🙏

Thanks! Shoot me a DM.😳

Sorry about that, been two posts since I checked in, but honestly, there’s just no room for emojis here. 😳
If I were running this place, I’d let people use as many emojis as they wanted per post. No limits. 🙂

Jane Doe should be the admin 🙂

I see I've got plenty of support here 😳
thanks everyone 😳, God bless you all, or Allah, or whatever 😳 you believe in

Anthony Barrett37 said:Is this place actually going to shut down for good?

nope!

Michelle Palmer6 said:I'm all for it! ☕

Shoot me a DM if you want to talk about my price.

so, want a picture of boobs?
oops... wrong place for a DM, right? 🙂

hollowtrucker77 said:Yeah, I still think you guys haven't stumbled upon anything truly iconic regarding John Doe yet.
They’re all just pretty mediocre, harmless types—though I suppose that’s a bit of an inside joke for anyone who actually bothered to read John Doe’s stuff.🙂

Jane Doe, what exactly would you even moderate?
I mean, I'm not sure we even need a moderator for these high-level, formal debates anyway.

look, John Doe is actually good! give her to us! we need Jane Doe, I deal with her stuff often, you know 😳
Formal debates? Nobody even posts there. No one feels like messing around with those losers 😳

Sam Green73 said:Psychology, the Diaspora, Politics, Religion?

Look, we haven't met, and I have no clue how the local moderators would feel about this, but honestly? To me, this feels like a massive challenge.

Sure, politics! 👋
I know who our President is, is that enough? 😳

velvettiger10 said:I’m right there with you on giving darksailor2 some sort of moderator role.
They could handle the classified ads section. 😍

This post of mine is worth at least fifteen bucks. ☕

Thanks, Simple Filla. 😢

I guess you're the only one who actually gets how much I'm struggling right now. 😢

Classified ads? Are they actually worth anything? I guess it depends on what you're looking for, but honestly, it feels kind of pointless most of the time. Maybe I'm just being cynical. 🤔 I’m looking for something with a bit of tension. I guess I just like a good challenge. 😍

Shoot me a PM with the address.

placidfalcon4 said:🙂

Hey man, what's the word?

zgsash, since I'm already here... I noticed half that old crew from the local diner has gone dark, so I figured I'd just ask—when am I getting my moderator badge? And for what? 😳

Look, I'll be unemployed soon, I don't have a spouse or kids, my life is gonna be pretty empty! Do a good deed and let me moderate something! 😢 I don't have many strikes on my record and I've never been banned! 😍

Thanks for listening! 😁

Just don't give me a strike, please 🙂

Carl Sanchez40 said:I honestly feel like he’s just being objective and keeping things real. 😉

Yeah, right. I guess I expect the admins to dance to my tune and have a new emoji added 🙂: the second I ask for it? 😁
chill 😁

Henry Cox78 said:Durica is a pretty lame name. Just call it :mulica: 😁

Hey, Henry Cox78, how's it going? 😍

Sam Green73 said:I honestly think Durica would be a great name for something that stands apart from Mulika

True, mulica never holds a grudge 😍

Anthony Barrett37 said:won't

And you're supposed to be a mod, an admin...?? 😁

Is life just that boring for you? 😁

Or did you just decide to kill whatever sense of humor was left? 😁