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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Most sports played without gear—just hands on ball or body—are pretty ugly if you ask me. Football, handball, water polo, basketball... even basketball isn't all that when you compare it to the graceful stuff. Personally, I think track and field is way better than any of those.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:Most legendary plays in sports could serve as the subject of a dissertation. Think about a brand-name goal against the US national team; the actual strike takes half a second, yet you could spend minutes analyzing the mechanics behind it.

On the flip side, everything can be reduced to something trivial, much like you're doing here. Remember when Ronaldinho sent an air-filled bladder into a metal frame? 🤣get this, he did it with a header, man.

Why not? Even if it's a non-contact sport—which arguably makes it easier—and lacks the strict boundary constraints of other games, there is still plenty of depth in the elements you mentioned.

I wouldn't even try to explain what Ronaldinho did, because that kills the magic ☕ if you saw it, you saw it. And honestly, I don't think people will see the beauty in this catch either, because according to some imaginary scale, football isn't even a "beautiful" sport where you can pull off anything spectacular. Which is why they treat this catch like it's some massive, life-changing moment. As if it were "beautiful."

(When I say "beautiful," I mean stuff that’s just pure genius, both how it looks and how it hits you.)
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:I’ve played with balls like that plenty of times, which is why I know what I'm talking about. If you had ever tried to catch a football thrown fifty yards downfield with both hands, you might actually understand ☕

And if you factor in being at full sprint, having to pivot backward mid-run, getting leveled by a guy weighing two hundred pounds, and then having to manage that total loss of balance by throwing yourself backward—all while trying to snag a spinning object using basically three fingers instead of a full grip, only to ensure you land precisely where you intended—well, that requires a level of athleticism, body control, spatial awareness, and, above all, an intuition for the ball that deserves nothing less than profound respect.

Perhaps this whole sequence is just too complex for you guys over in the amateur leagues; I suppose it's much easier when the quarterback delivers a pass just a few inches behind you.

sounds more like describing something basic in an extra weird way just to make it seem like a huge deal. like, writing a whole dissertation just to say a guy caught an egg 🤣 man, watch out, he fell on his back, damn.

come to a high school scrimmage in Jersey and see real athleticism, body control, and ball skills. that's all I got for you. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
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Man, catching that ball while falling flat on his back... honestly one of the greatest plays in sports history. For real. You ever just hang out at some random park or field tossing a ball around?

The only two decent football plays I’ve actually seen are when some guy with absolute balls leaps right over his defender—nearly landing on his back too—and the other is when someone just strolls through a defense that's totally caught sleeping.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:I finally sat down to catch up on last weekend's football highlights.

I mean, just look at Odell Beckham Jr. 🙏🙏

First, you have this warm-up sequence, set to some pretty fitting music:

http://sports.yahoo.com/video/york-g...052926111.html

And then, a mere two minutes later, he pulls this off:



Is it possible that this might be one of the greatest individual plays I've ever witnessed in all of sports? 🙏🙏

don't see anything special here. zero wow factor. it's just how the game goes, whatever. yawn.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
It's only November.
Nothing hitting the theaters lately either, just total filler.
Maybe some decent holiday movies will actually show up soon.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Yeah, I heard.
Thinking about ditching it.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
I'm just a guy, everyone calls me
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
what’s the deal with the head?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Kids should get a choice: face trial as an adult or opt for reduced responsibility. If they go with the second option, though, they gotta accept losing some other rights too. Not sure which ones yet, but we'll figure it out.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
What's the point, you're still hanging around here
it's something else entirely
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Thought it was just some weird glitch affecting the guys over at the local DMV, but now I see the whole game is bugging out. Nobody’s really sure what's going on.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
who's next...
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
dammit
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Happy birthday to the second most handsome guy on this forum ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
They totally blew it right at the finish line by messing with time loops there.
I watched it less than a month ago and I’m already losing most of the details.
The only characters that didn't grate on my nerves were the leads, because everyone else felt like a total caricature. Even Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt felt kind of one-dimensional. I mean, sure, he starts off as a jerk and ends up a hero, but that's about it. The movie's structure just doesn't leave room for actual character arcs, I guess.
The best part was that whole "living the same day over and over" vibe—they handled that nicely—but those fight scenes in New Orleans felt pretty hollow.
What really bugged me, though, was the ending. Even if you can explain the logic behind it, it feels like they're just pandering to the audience. Honestly, it would've been a better movie if they had just stayed dead.

Basically, Groundhog Day is better. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Nice touch making him the Omega guy at the end.
Way better than any other theory I've seen lately.
Movie was pretty mid though.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
hm
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:It’s probably not about the chain; there are other schemes at play here.🤦

chips?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Interstellar drops tomorrow