New fan laws: What do we think?
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FANS ASSAULT TWO DOGS AND THREE CATS!
According to some unofficial word on the street, there was an absolutely insane incident involving a local fan group today around 3 PM.
From what we're hearing, this crew of fans spotted a territorial dispute breaking out between two dogs and three cats—and instead of minding their own business, they decided to "intervene." Yeah, they actually jumped into a natural turf war between two warring species and used loud chanting to drive both the cats and the dogs off the territory.
Honestly, you could say these fans basically raped the entire natural order. They completely ignored Darwinian survival of the fittest, which is a massive sin when you start meddling in the ancient conflicts between different species.
I have no clue where these hooligan groups get the right to decide the fate of these animals. It’s probably just a massive failure of the school system and parents who clearly didn't bother teaching their kids anything useful during their formative years.
Today these thugs are messing with the lives of cats and dogs, and mark my words—tomorrow they'll be sticking their noses into your kids' lives. Is there no end to them? Who is actually going to step up and stop these wild individuals who don't even respect the most basic laws of nature?
According to some unofficial word on the street, there was an absolutely insane incident involving a local fan group today around 3 PM.
From what we're hearing, this crew of fans spotted a territorial dispute breaking out between two dogs and three cats—and instead of minding their own business, they decided to "intervene." Yeah, they actually jumped into a natural turf war between two warring species and used loud chanting to drive both the cats and the dogs off the territory.
Honestly, you could say these fans basically raped the entire natural order. They completely ignored Darwinian survival of the fittest, which is a massive sin when you start meddling in the ancient conflicts between different species.
I have no clue where these hooligan groups get the right to decide the fate of these animals. It’s probably just a massive failure of the school system and parents who clearly didn't bother teaching their kids anything useful during their formative years.
Today these thugs are messing with the lives of cats and dogs, and mark my words—tomorrow they'll be sticking their noses into your kids' lives. Is there no end to them? Who is actually going to step up and stop these wild individuals who don't even respect the most basic laws of nature?