Posts by Benjamin Hernandez37

Chris Palmer3 said:A female tree? Since when do trees have genders? *frantically searching through a biology textbook*

Man, it’s obvious you’ve never even stepped foot in Oktoberfest... honestly, even Darwin would've steered clear of that place. Trust me, female trees exist... just show up next year and you'll see yours, along with how wrong those nature textbooks actually are...

Hannah Lopez5 said:ugh, too bad all my cool friends are being total flakes and won't go. Is there maybe some punk girl hanging out there who'd be down to hook up? I mean, it should be easy to find one among the punks, right? 🙂 😛

Look, you can find a punk girl, you can find a female dog (if we're being politically correct lol), you can find a female cat, you could even find a female tree... just pick whatever you want or grab a little bit of everything since the festival lasts two whole days anyway. 😁

What kind of picture is this even supposed to be?! Americans showing up at the beach in San Diego?!?? 🤣

As long as capitalism hasn't completely ruined Oktoberfest, things will stay... well, you know. And how was it?

iiiiiii are we all freaking READYYYYYYYY?!??? 😁

Jesse Morgan36 said:just put "bring your own rocks" on the poster
congrats to the dogs, maybe now the festival will actually have some quality👍

you talking about those dogs they’re gonna be throwing at the crappy bands?! 😲

Ryan James3 said:Is the annual ritual of trashing terrible bands happening again this year? 🤷

Man, Oktoberfest really is the epicenter for setting new trends. I’m honestly hoping this year people start throwing cats and dogs—of which there are plenty—at any mediocre bands that take the stage. Or better yet, everyone gets so trashed against that massive tree out front that they just start swinging at whatever band member is being boring. 😂

I don't care about winning the lottery... I just want my damn name up on a billboard right next to some legend like Bruce Springsteen... since you guys aren't paying me enough anyway 😳

Like I said, I’m out here living that gritty punk rock lifestyle, which is basically how I feel deep down in my soul...

And seriously, what kind of people drink juice at Oktoberfest?!??

Jerry Martin19 isn't getting any musical placebo wishes from me ☕

And I still want to know who the hell is acting like such a rat...

Why isn't there any info on this damn poster? Is it just me, or am I the biggest punk on this boat while Mario Kovač is acting like some total drunk, a complete loser, or just a straight-up bum?!??

🤣

And who actually thinks this is a good idea?!

"Every year the entry fee for $3.25 goes up" --- I totally blanked... so does that mean nine years ago the organizers actually had to pay $10 per punker just to let them through the gates?!?!???

I went down there just to scope out the vibe

Man, at the first bar, everyone was just standing around staring
But this second spot? Totally laid back.
Like I said, the first place was all eyes on me
But here, everything was just chill.

The discipline in these bands is honestly pathetic—they sound like some washed-up American garage rock group from the late 70s trying too hard to be edgy🤷 If you dig that crap, go right ahead. Me? I’m gonna have a blast at Oktoberfest for my 9th year in a row.

stormygull22 said:Honestly, it’s better put this way: the festival is an absolute eyesore. It’s a total mess—disgusting, chaotic, and the fashion choices from the women there? Just hideous. Plus, they hike up the ticket prices for $3.25 every single year. If you have half a brain, you just stay home. It’s always the same crowd, the same bands, the same garbage. They never actually step it up. The vibe is stuck in some small-town flea market mentality.

So, what's the plan? You gonna actually build something meaningful for the music scene here in San Francisco, or are you just gonna keep whining on forums every time someone tries to do something in this city?!??

But seriously, ever since Fabricio got hitched, he’s just been churning out sequels to Santa Barbara.... the classic Swedish action flicks are totally dead now....

Whatever, I'll just leave some ice and snacks in the van, maybe that'll trigger some nostalgia for the good old days and he'll finally film another masterpiece........

And what's the deal with these bands Disaster and Nike... they sound like some random American emo groups....

I'd take Tučman over Gajo any day of the week.

So who’s actually gonna be guarding my Coca-Cola stash?!? Am I getting to choose between some washed-up skater working security or a failed porn producer from LA? lol. Also, are there any female guards on duty this year? Because by law, the guys aren't allowed to frisk the punks—well, at least not officially. What happens at an afterparty around 5 AM is a whole different story.

Is my insurance even gonna cover my Coca-Cola Caddy if I leave it parked right at the entrance?!? 😁

"motorcycle" - honestly, with more bands showing up than I'll see at Oktoberfest, I'm just stoked to see a motorcycle. Sounds like a super thrilling way to get around.

who even is Peter the biker?!

seriously, can we just start a new thread where we call it March 9th instead? would be way more fun and actually accurate........

Look, maybe I'm overreacting. I’m a pretty chill guy and people don't usually mess with me, so it's not like I'm looking for a fight. But hey, it's about culture and respect. Some people are clearly getting pushed around out there. Plus, way too many people are just typing nonsense in this apartment complex. So yeah, I'm keeping an eye on the keyboard.

Shoutout to vividcanyon2, I honestly love how much energy they waste on stuff that doesn't even matter. Just take a breath and chill out...