My Bloody Valentine 3D
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I’m scanning the papers and see an ad for "My Bloody Valentine 3D," and I figure, hey, at least it’s 3D, let's just go for it.
So I roll up to the theater with my wife, seeing lines out the door, which just confirms my theory that this thing is definitely 3D.
I walk up to the concession stand and ask the lady for some glasses, and she just gives me this patronizing little smirk before saying, "Next!" -_-'
We finally make it to the doors, and right then, the girl at the ticket booth rips our tickets apart... and all I can think is, "Well, am I actually going to get those glasses or what?"
I look at her, and she just deadpans, "You know it's not actually a 3D movie, right?"...
I was livid.
Anyway, Dosho, we sat down, started watching, and twenty minutes later, I was out of there...
That’s really all I’ve got to say about it.
As far as movies go, this one is so bad that you're better off staring at a blank yellow wall and laughing at the sheer absurdity of it all.
I’m scanning the papers and see an ad for "My Bloody Valentine 3D," and I figure, hey, at least it’s 3D, let's just go for it.
So I roll up to the theater with my wife, seeing lines out the door, which just confirms my theory that this thing is definitely 3D.
I walk up to the concession stand and ask the lady for some glasses, and she just gives me this patronizing little smirk before saying, "Next!" -_-'
We finally make it to the doors, and right then, the girl at the ticket booth rips our tickets apart... and all I can think is, "Well, am I actually going to get those glasses or what?"
I look at her, and she just deadpans, "You know it's not actually a 3D movie, right?"...
I was livid.
Anyway, Dosho, we sat down, started watching, and twenty minutes later, I was out of there...
That’s really all I’ve got to say about it.
As far as movies go, this one is so bad that you're better off staring at a blank yellow wall and laughing at the sheer absurdity of it all.