New fan legislation
in Fans ·
Here’s my little amendment proposal for this fan legislation
1. Fans aren't allowed to make eye contact with cops—just in case they start reading minds. Also, let’s just make sure every fan is shorter than the officers; otherwise, we might run into some police inferiority complexes, and according to section n-paragraph n of the fan legislation, those guys are legally entitled to use force if their ego gets bruised.
2. As for the cops, I suggest they stick to the old routine: pull a troublemaker out of the crowd first, then hit them with a minimum 5:1 ratio of force.
3. To save everyone the wasted energy, instead of shouting "hands in the air," maybe the officers should just swing the baton straight at the small brain. In 100% of cases, the hands will end up right where they belong.
This amendment is open source, so if anyone actually wants to help the government out, step up!
1. Fans aren't allowed to make eye contact with cops—just in case they start reading minds. Also, let’s just make sure every fan is shorter than the officers; otherwise, we might run into some police inferiority complexes, and according to section n-paragraph n of the fan legislation, those guys are legally entitled to use force if their ego gets bruised.
2. As for the cops, I suggest they stick to the old routine: pull a troublemaker out of the crowd first, then hit them with a minimum 5:1 ratio of force.
3. To save everyone the wasted energy, instead of shouting "hands in the air," maybe the officers should just swing the baton straight at the small brain. In 100% of cases, the hands will end up right where they belong.
This amendment is open source, so if anyone actually wants to help the government out, step up!