This thread shouldn't even be here; the official race discussion thread is going to be opened by Gregory Brown94, so can we please just get this deleted already!!!
Gregory Brown94 has been officially designated as the one to kick off the GP thread, so honestly, anyone ignoring that should probably be penalized for insubordination and flagged as a troll.
brighthound8 said:Look, the Bahrain thread is officially open, but from here on out, you better listen to what I said earlier. If you guys keep up with the constant bull****, expect reports and possible bans.
You don't even have the clearance to start threads, so consider this a report on your little stunt!
fadedpanther51 said:I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if Ferrari actually had even a shred of intelligence, they would have snatched him up. Otherwise, don't hold your breath for a championship anytime in the next decade. 😁
honestly, who needs Max Verstappen when you've already got Charles Leclerc?
Richard Ross11 said:Kazo Gasly claims he was smashing that button but nothing happened... I really hope he's telling the truth...
By the way, am I the only one not talking about (or maybe I just missed it) Hulk vs Ricc?
It’s probably too early to say Ricciardo totally flopped, but hey, I’ll admit I’m leaning that way...
Then again, it was only one single race...
I actually voted on those Formula 1 polls thinking David Coulthard would outshine Ricciardo. Look, I love both of them, but I’ve always had a soft spot for Coulthard, and honestly, I think he’s just as talented as Ricciardo is.
I’m thinking we just hand that extra point over to whoever wins based on Bjesomarov's criteria. And honestly, let's just be bold and apply that EXTREMELY retroactively to this first race too.☕
I am seriously counting down the days until Bahrain. Last year, Valtteri Bottas was right on the edge of pulling off a win, and honestly, given the way things are trending lately, I wouldn't even be shocked if he actually snatched a victory this time around. Then again, we're talking about Valtteri Bottas, so maybe I should just keep my expectations in check.
Look, everyone knows I’m not exactly Sebastian Vettel’s biggest fan, but honestly, there’s not much to even debate regarding that first corner. He wasn't going to lose it; he was just out there making sure everyone knew exactly who was running the show. If they had actually collided, people would have straight-up blamed Charles Leclerc, but let's be real—Charles was clearly just trying to give Sebastian plenty of space so he didn't screw up the entire opening race.
Jason Campbell70 said:A "quadruple fraud" is basically like saying "Popular Jola." It’s a totally accepted, widely used term that pretty much explains itself without needing a manual. But unlike "Popular Jola," when we talk about a "quadruple fraud," everyone knows exactly who cooked up that phrase and started running with it first.
My God, look at this guy, a total legend and an absolute pillar of this subforum. 🙏🙏🙏
Man, TBF, you're seriously intense, aren't you? You’d probably be firing drivers into the unemployment line after the very first race of the season if you were running the show 🤣