Posts by darkmarlin16

Terry Carter2 said:I mean, look, the Conquistadors are totally dominating as a team, they really are!
😁

Alright then, let's actually see this "dominance" in action.

Adam Chase41 said:Nice one, darkmarlin16, the absolute takeover continues. Though I don't think you gave us the full story regarding Brendon Hartley

Talk about total dominance 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

The Konkvić crew absolutely nailed it with this car, and having a driver like darkmarlin16 pushing him to be at his absolute best provides some seriously healthy competition 🎉

And let’s not even get started on that flawless tactical masterstroke from darkmarlin16.

Way to go, Adam Chase41 👍 You've once again proven exactly why the leadership over at Conquistadores F1 Team considers you the undisputed GOAT of this championship.

That’s how you do it, maestro! Your first big win for the Konkvić crew, and honestly, just the first of many more to come.

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I honestly don't see a single redeeming quality in this forecast 😢

Adam Chase41 said:Why are you acting like such a stickler, man? That’s just not how the rulebook works. We’re talking about who actually takes the pole position, not just who clocked the fastest lap during qualifying.

Look, if you ask me, the pole position is always the pole position, period. As far as I know, penalties don't change that, but hey, maybe I'm totally off base here.

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wearymoose28 said:man, just don't put any expectations on me, please, I totally choke under pressure😉

but seriously, one thing's bugging me, if Hamilton absolutely crushes qualifying but then gets slapped with a five-place grid penalty, does he still count as the pole sitter?

yeah

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1. Bot
2. Ric
3. Vet

4. Ham
5. Rai
6. Ver
7. Sai
8. Alo
9. Hul
10. Van

11. Gro
12. Per
13. Oco
14. Str
15. Lec

No luck - Eri
No luck - Mag
No luck - Sir
No luck - Gas
No luck - Har

PP - Ham
FL - Ham

1. Lewis
2. Vets
3. Ver

4. Bot
5. Rai
6. Ric
7. Sai
8. Alo
9. Hul
10. Van

11. Gro
12. Per
13. Oco
14. Str
15. Gas
16. Sir

17. Lec
18. Har

No luck - Eri
No luck - Mag

Pit stop - Lewis
Flat tire - ALO

Is there actually a free version of 7 out there somewhere?

Did anyone else catch that?

Was there even a penalty for that, because honestly, that was sketchy as hell—it could have absolutely wrecked someone's car if things had gone sideways.

brighthound8 said:Final race standings - Australia, plus individual rankings (parentheses show their team)

1. wearymoose28 52 (2) (-52) - 25 (Panda)
2. The Best F1 Driver 51 (5) (-84) - 18 (Dust Beauty)
3. Terry Carter2 50 (6) (-48) - 15 (Nightmare)
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4. darkmarlin16 46 (1) (-46) - 12 (Conquistadores)
5. coastaldrifter6 46 (3) (-58) - 10 (Fuck Off GP)
6. Kyle Edwards5 44 (2) (-60) - 8 (TAZ Dubrava)
7. brighthound8 42 (1) (-54) - 6 (Panda)
8. macondo 41 (1) (-52) - 4 (No Club)
9. Tyler Bennett5 40 (1) (-58) - 2 (Bambi)
10. stormytiger4 40 (3) (-66) - 1 (Bambi)
11. Mateo-nh 37 (0) (-64) (ML Team)
12. briskhound76 35 (3) (-80) (Fuck Off)
13. _express_ 33 (2) (-66) (Nightmare)
14. Katza 33 (2) (-84) (No Risk)
15. rosi 30 (2) (-90) (Conquistadores)
16. swifttiger75 23 (2) (-102) (Dust Beauty)
17. Ssung 0 (0) (0) (TAZ Dubrava)
18. Mirko_M 0 (0) (0) (No Club)
19. lennart 0 (0) (0) (ML Team)

Team standings after Race #1 - AUSTRALIA (first number is GB, second is SP, for some reason my formatting keeps acting up)

(Alright, fixed it now, sorry I missed that, I gotta remember to note down who belongs to which team and hopefully I won't mess this up again :-))

GL.B. SP.B.
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1 Panda 31 94
2 Dust Beauty 18 74
3 Nightmare 15 83
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4 Conquistadores 12 76
5 Fuck Off GP 10 81
6 TAZ Dubrava 8 44
7 Bambi 3 80
8 ML Team 0 37
9 No Risk No Fun 0 33

Can we please stick to using actual names instead of nicknames? Like, write out CONQUISTADORES properly.

mellowtiger83 said:So, I don't know if anyone else caught this, but has anyone actually noticed the streak of bad luck Max Verstappen seems to be riding lately? Seriously, I’m sitting here wondering what on earth is the reason behind it all.🙂

🤣

I only gave it a GOOD rating because it was the first race of the season, but honestly? I’d say it was just OK

I'm pretty stoked with my own result, though honestly, the team's performance left a lot to be desired, but I'm dead certain things are only going to look up from here

Jason Campbell70, you can clearly see neonfox65 is getting played here. Honestly, I’m kind of baffled that you’re actually falling for this 😁

neonfox65 said:Magnussen totally jumped Max at the start. Terrible Max and Ric both blew past him because he just spun right out of it. Honestly, I can't even remember if Hulkenberg had a clean race or what, my brain was totally fried—can someone refresh my memory?

And who’s actually to blame for Verstappen spinning out like that?

Roger Wright94 said:Wait, what actually just went down there, everyone? Seriously, did anyone else catch that absolute chaos? I’m sitting here staring at the screen like a deer in headlights because I honestly have no idea what we just witnessed.
Seriously, why the hell didn't you tell me Vettel was in the pits? 🤔

Ferrari is going to pay him back tenfold for this one, seriously, because when it comes to strategy, those guys are hands down the biggest bunch of clowns on the grid.

Where did neonfox65 disappear to?

I mean, honestly, I think they’re probably just too embarrassed to even show their face here anymore.😁