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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Amanda Evans2 said:Come on, bluebison47, give us some kind of rotation strategy here...

Movies, TV shows, maybe some old-school video games?

Alcohol, good food, women?

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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
image God, image be born!

...to you and yours 🙂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Amanda Evans2 said:There is absolutely nothing more beautiful than seeing one of our local country girls bending over to stoke the logs for the Christmas Eve fire. With a skirt that short, her panties are practically peeking out like a little bird popping its head out of a hole. I guess that’s why she’s wearing a bodysuit now. Peace of God Christ is born...

Pomešal, you've got it wrong; that isn't happening for another two weeks.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·


Heh... I guess.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
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it’s just something I can't ever really shake, I guess 🙏

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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Ashley Bailey6 said:


Just found this. 🤣

This isn't happening in BG
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
steelharbor9 said:Did you know that chess players actually spend a huge chunk of their training time in the gym? No joke! I mean, you might think they just sit around staring at boards all day, but they really hit the weights. Maybe it helps with the focus? Or maybe they just want to look good in those tournament polos? I guess physical fitness is just as important for the brain as it is for the body. It’s pretty wild to think about, honestly!

I mean, sitting around for four or five hours straight with your brain running at full speed? It’s just not exactly relaxing, I guess. Maybe it feels productive, but man, it's definitely not comfortable!

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Those WRs are seriously technically gifted... I mean, putting Beckham’s catch aside for a second, what they do on a regular basis isn't actually that easy. I guess I've tried just tossing an egg around myself once or twice, and when someone spins it toward you from ten yards away, it's tough enough to grab—let alone what these guys pull off!

I mean, I guess you could say running backs bring more to the table than just raw power when they're breaking through lines. It’s not all just brute force, right? They’ve got those body feints, that quick burst of speed, and then that sudden stop... it's wild! It feels like they have so many of those same flashy moves we all obsess over when watching elite NFL wide receivers or dribblers, except they aren't juggling a ball at their feet. But man, they definitely have a massive toolkit of skills!

I'm not saying every single position on the field is like that—definitely not! But I guess there just seem to be a few more spots out there where you need way more than just raw physical talent. Maybe it's just my take, but yeah, it feels that way!

Oh man, coaches are seriously something else, aren't they? They really are just... incredible. I guess! Maybe it's just me, but they truly are wonders.

God, give me a break.

I mean, look, even soldiers have to go through grueling drills and constant training, but we aren't exactly calling active combat a "sport," are we? Not really.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
By definition, I suppose:

physical activity intended for competition, health maintenance, or just plain old recreation [to play sports]
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Chess isn't a sport, if you ask me... 😳
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:I’ve played with balls like that plenty of times, which is why I know what I'm talking about. If you had ever tried to catch a football thrown fifty yards downfield with both hands, you might actually understand ☕

And if you factor in being at full sprint, having to pivot backward mid-run, getting leveled by a guy weighing two hundred pounds, and then having to manage that total loss of balance by throwing yourself backward—all while trying to snag a spinning object using basically three fingers instead of a full grip, only to ensure you land precisely where you intended—well, that requires a level of athleticism, body control, spatial awareness, and, above all, an intuition for the ball that deserves nothing less than profound respect.

Perhaps this whole sequence is just too complex for you guys over in the amateur leagues; I suppose it's much easier when the quarterback delivers a pass just a few inches behind you.

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I mean... just think about it for a second. Just imagine if Messi were playing here in the States. If he were out there on an NFL field instead of a soccer pitch. I guess you have to wonder how many yards he’d actually rack up. It's hard to say, really. Maybe he'd be some kind of elusive slot receiver? Or perhaps a return specialist? He has that... that twitchiness, I suppose. You can't really pin him down. I suspect his yardage would be astronomical, though I might be overestimating things. It's all purely speculative, of course. Purely hypothetical. But man... the sheer yardage. It's almost too much to wrap my head around. 🤣🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your loved ones

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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Drug abuse just keeps pushing the boundaries of what passes for humor, week after week... I guess it's getting harder to tell where the joke ends and the tragedy begins.🙏
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
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The last time I heard that tired old joke... honestly, I think I actually fell right off my vintage Harley Davidson laughing. 🕺
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Ever since this series kicked off, I’ve found myself dividing people into two distinct camps: those whom I actually respect, and those who just find LZN hilarious 🙂
Soccer Betting Tips & Discussion in Betting Forum ·
Lincoln City vs. Alfreton Town - Oct 28, 8:45 PM - f+2@1.40 (5-1)

I’m not sure if I’m being too late to the party here, but... maybe? If you can call it that. Just bear with me and look at the Lincoln City handicap. It feels right. I mean, with both of their keepers sidelined by injury, and those rigid FA Cup rules where you can only use the same lineup from the first match for a replay... things get messy. Alfreton might actually have to throw an outfield player into the net. 🙂
Bad Boys - Part IV in Fans ·
Jesse Campbell said:https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...4e7c9b4783254f

Does anyone happen to have this photo in a higher resolution? I can't tell if it's just me, but it looks a bit blurry, I guess.🕺
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
It’s all about quality over quantity, really. I suppose that's the whole point...😳
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Noah Ross7 said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDti3jdWR2k

🙂

You could've at least shared the, non-woke version, 🕺I mean,
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Amanda Evans2 said:That’s exactly why I stick to soft Benson & Hedges; those guys at the corner store know damn well that if I grab anything else, it’s going to ruin my whole mood

Isn't it actually harder for you to argue that point?

Heh he 🙂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
We’re honestly just hunting for some kind of event to attend... I guess you could say this one hit us like a total troll post 🙏