Posts by stormygardener83

I mean, why can't I just walk into a Chase branch and tell them, "Hey, just take the money out of my account..."—why does some lady need to verify who I am first?

And how am I supposed to find my damn PIN... ugh... just so I can actually pull some cash out of the ATM

So, I just had some cash drop into my JPMorgan Chase checking account from a local job...

How do I actually get my hands on this money? Like, can I just walk into a branch—maybe if I have his ID on me?—or should I try an ATM (since the PIN is visible)? Or could I just call the bank and have them give me the PIN or something? I hope you guys get what I'm asking...

thanks bros...hh

Or, you know, when our big hero is staring death right in the face and decides that—instead of actually doing something useful—he'll just drop some ridiculously ironic, cynical one-liner.

like, imagine someone’s tossing grenades at a Jeep and they ask if he's okay, and he just goes, "well done."

And then there's the whole thing where you can tear through backyards, stables, or open-air markets, smashing fences and fire hydrants, weaving through traffic and blowing red lights across six lanes of Manhattan madness... but apparently, a tiny fender bender is all it takes to trigger that massive explosion we talked about earlier.

it's born all time, too much (check it)

Predictable and totally unrealistic—especially those car chases—but I guess it’s still worth a watch just because of that flashy, popcorn-flick appeal.