Posts by restlesssurfer97

get bent

If you're asking me, the whole downward spiral really kicked off the second Michelle Palmer6 was handed a moderator role.
I mean, seriously, you can't just appoint some random guy who talks absolute nonsense to be running the show, it's just common sense.

Honestly, someone really needs to perform a full autopsy on this soccer subforum.
I mean, we seriously need to figure out what the hell actually killed it.

RIP 😢

you don't know jack shit

Man, it’s honestly such a bummer that we're sitting at a 9.6 right now.

So I was just sitting here looking at the numbers, and honestly, right now we're sitting at a 9.7

😂😂

Look, if you actually want to pull this off, you’re gonna need to be a total pro in two different fields at once, no question about it.

Rudi actually has this little secret compartment for messages tucked right inside his necklace.

https://twitter.com/search?src=typd&q=%23mugabefalls

😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhVU...ature=youtu.be

On about that fallen Tudor guy, from an American news site:

"We're going to be just like the Dortmund squad," he promised, and honestly, the worst part is that he actually pulled it off.

😂😂

Amanda Evans2 said:I need someone to talk sense to me here. Every cat owner I encounter swears their pet's waste smells three times worse than anything a dog would leave behind, and frankly, I’ve had enough of it. I don't care how much people claim to love them; personally, the only time I want to see a cat is when it's flying through the air after I give it a kick for getting way too close to my personal space...

🤣🤣

Matthew Anderson4 said:

Honestly, thank God that board just happened to slide to the other side so they didn't have to call the fire department to break the door down or anything. ☕

Robin Fox2 said:My cats have apparently mastered the art of opening doors all on their own...

So, did you just hand them the spare keys to the apartment or what? ☕

Finally seeing some light at the end of the tunnel...

http://www.nytimes.com/politics/petrov-building-new-strategies-for-growth-/1287576/

Jason Newman said:Dogs run this forum. Some even hold moderator status.

So wait, is that actually supposed to be an argument in favor of the dogs?
Just some sneaky little trickster ☕

I actually caught myself watching a local fire crew out in the field trying to rescue some cat stuck up in a tree.
Since the tree was just way too tall and they spent hours grinding away at it, the whole thing ended up being a total bust, unfortunately.
After they finally cleared out of the area—where they were basically risking broken bones, or if I’m being dramatic, even their lives—those brave firefighters had to deal with this massive wall of noise from a crowd of angry women, while the guys standing around were giving them nothing but support and sympathy.
If you ask me, the cost of this little operation was probably around 3 $0.00, which is honestly enough to cover about 600 decent meals for kids in a school lunch program.
One of those ladies in the crowd even shouted that she'd just wait until the cat kicked the bucket and the wind blew the carcass off the branch so she could have a decent funeral.
Okay, I totally made that last part up, but everything else I told you is the straight truth.

I mean, doesn't all this human cruelty just prove exactly what we’re talking about here? ☕

Everyone knows cats are basically the kings of the pet world, easily outnumbering dogs by as much as three to one.

Yeah, but honestly, if you just factored out those absolute lunatics who hoard fifty cats in a single house until the whole place reeks of ammonia, the actual number of domestic pets would probably drop by like five times. ☕

Headline on Reddit:

Federal Bureau of Investigation: Emergency press conference by the tent operators scheduled in three hours

man this has turned into some serious grade-A trolling 😂

Yeah, it’s definitely the Feds, they're just messing with everyone 😂😂