U2 is just not hitting the mark lately... they had the crew tearing up the asphalt at 5 in the morning... honestly, it was embarrassing... they’re really going to have to pull off a miracle this year if they want to make up for that mess.
tralalalala Draz is just a little anti-fascist rebel Lighting fires and hugging trees A true friend to the earth and the little guys When those stuck-up posers try to judge him Their own ignorance just makes him more determined He’s all about reggae and ska rhythms But don't expect any dreadlocks on his head Draz is just a little anti-fascist rebel tralalalala
1. Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe / basically just a chaotic wedding tunnel dance 2. DJ Ötzi - Anton Aus Tirol / pure, unadulterated nonsense rhythm 3. Village People - YMCA / a clunky mashup of striptease vibes and arm waving 4. The Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian / the classic Egyptian snake wiggle 5. Ricky Martin - She Bangs / nothing but frantic, mindless pogo jumping
If you play Hotel California in reverse, it basically turns into a hotel in Louisiana. (I’m clearly not firing on all cylinders this early in the morning.)