Posts by cosmicridge5

stormybadger8 said:I accidentally and inexplicably typed a Z right before Alonso's name, and when I saw what I did, I just lost it. Laughing my head off. 🤣

But honestly, the nickname is gold 🙏 fits him perfectly 😬🤣

Alonso😍

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Maybe we should just make that his official new nickname 🤣 Even as a fan, I kind of dig it 🤣

stormybadger8 said:So what now? Look, I’m telling you, it isn't Alonso's fault. It's not even the drivers' fault. The FIA is responsible for this entire situation, and there's really no debate about that.☕

So, you're telling me Lewis Hamilton had no clue what he was doing? Give me a break. That's just ridiculous.🤣

He accidentally hit the Safety Car on track and then drove like a total maniac toward the pits. Like, you seriously think he didn't know what he was doing?😂

What’s the logic behind overtaking the Safety Car? Honestly, that excuse—"I didn't realize it was the Safety Car, I thought it was just Nicole driving my Mercedes so I sped up to give her a push"—is absolute gold. 😬🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Alonso 😍 🤣

Nice one, stormybadger8 🙏 I 👍 appreciate the objectivity 🙏

Christian Williams61 said:Well, I’d give him my number. 🥳Specifically Fernando's, since she clearly loves him so much. 😍
Everyone acts tough when they aren't seeing the full picture. 😉 😍

Just give it to me instead. 😲 😲 😁

Christian Williams61 said:😍

just so you know—we're basically a joke of a fanbase 😉 🙂 feeling proud of that? 🥳

I’d actually love to see him try saying that to our faces 😍

It would probably go like this: "Hey girls, can I get your numbers? I’m a huge fan of Alonso too, I totally adore him." 😍 Did you guys see how that jerk Lewis absolutely robbed him at the Miami Grand Prix? 😲

😉 😁😁

Christian Williams61 said:Ohhhhhhh my god 😳 how did I miss that? 😍 I can totally picture him though 😬
🙏 Pato, how do you not get it? When someone has zero filter and just says whatever is on their mind, they're just being a complete coward 😉

Who even cares 🙏

Nano, Nando 🎉 🎉 🎉 😁

Christian Williams61 said:So Jenson Button tells Sebastian Vettel that Germany just took the lead, but he’s pretty sure England is gonna swoop in later 😂 😂

It's 2-0 for Germany 🤣 🤣

The English are in complete shambles 😬

Christian Williams61 said:give me the short version 😁 🍿

It’s pretty much impossible to summarize that without having seen his face and heard his tone😁

I find it hilarious how he just completely ignores brute force, acting like none of it matters on the track🙏 😁

Unlike that total fake, Hamilton🙏

Basically, he said the result was unrealistic and unfair—claiming they were only a second behind Lewis, but then suggested they played by the rules while Lewis didn't. He pointed out they finished ninth while Lewis took second, and that there wasn't much else to say about it.😉 But honestly, the way he said it, and the specific tone he used when talking about Lewis🤣 someone really needs to dig up a clip of that somewhere.🤣

Auu, did you see how Alonso just absolutely shredded Lewis 😲 😬

Wow 😳 Turn on 😳

😁 😁 😁

Christian Williams61 said:this is actually insane 🙏 I can't even stop laughing -- honestly 🙏 everyone else completely blew it, but noooooo... apparently Fernando Alonso just declared war on the entire universe 🥳 and now he's getting 😂 🤣

And people still try to say he isn't the GOAT 🙏 🤣

He's a legend, not some whiner! 🙂

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Christian Williams61 said:here's a little more whining for you all 🥳 they’re gonna absolutely wreck you ☕ enjoy it 🍿

😂 👋 🙂

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Christian Williams61 said:😂 man, let's go ahead and drop some new penalties 😍 😂

I guess we need another round of penalties just to help Fernando Alonso move up 🙏 🤣

They’re probably telling him right now 🤣 to play it smart and stay cool 🤣

mistybear87 said:Hamilton is his direct rival in the championship, so naturally, he’s going to try to mess with him any way he possibly can. 😉

Maybe he was holding out hope for a stop-and-go penalty that would have knocked Hamilton completely out of the points, which explains why he seems so disappointed...

I'd bet my life that Lewis would have reacted the exact same way if the roles were reversed.😁

stormybadger8 said:Since apparently I'm some kind of psychic, 🙂

it was basically bulls falling from the sky, some guy running on the track picking up bottles, 🤣

and even Kamui Kobayashi finished 3rd 🙏

Damn. I should probably just change my handle to Nostradamus 🤣

🙏 🙏 🙏

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wearypanther34 said:What a complete mess this Lewis Hamilton situation is.

He’s playing dirty and showing zero respect for the regulations, whereas the guy right in front of him, Alonso, is actually following them to the letter.

Hamilton absolutely deserved a stop-and-go penalty for that move.

Honestly, he deserves way worse than that. 😠 😬

Michael Lee4 said:Here's your proof that he's a total crybaby... AHAHAHAHAHA 🤣 🤣 🤣

He's actually pretty cute, though 😍

😁😁

Auu, look how much everyone is rooting for Alonso 🤣

And someone in the crowd actually throws bottles at Lewis Hamilton 😬

Christian Williams61 said:They’ll show a replay of some nasty crash five hundred times, but they won't bother showing this 🤦 this right here is pure soul food 🥳 🤣

🙂

And then Nando just outclassed him 🤣 yeah, right 🤣

Way to go, Nando, acting like such a whiner 🙏 🙏 😍