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EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Joshua Newman2 said:wearypanther34, wouldn't you, as a die-hard McLaren driver, be relatively satisfied with silver and bronze? 🤣

Man, it's like you don't know how McLaren drivers work... they act like their results don't mean anything. Honestly, maybe the only thing that would actually make them happy is a ceremonial burning of Alonso in the middle of a massive town square. 😁
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
stormybadger8 said:🙏🙏🙏 If Bernie understood American, believe me, he'd steal your idea in a heartbeat 🤣🤣😂

It doesn't matter, Slavica will probably just spend it all back here in America 🙏 🙏 🙏
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
stormybadger8 said:With a bulldozer or a crane? 😬🤣

With dynamite 🤣 🤣
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Christian Williams61 said:He said there’s a massive difference between just saying something and actually doing it.

That’s exactly how I wrote it too—and honestly, I have zero intention of doing anything like that because I wouldn't even touch him with a ten-foot pole. Come on, don't you start telling me you don't get what I mean. 😕😁

Just kidding. 😁 This whole thread and everything going on today is just hilarious. 🤣
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Christian Williams61 said:Where on earth did I say I was going to do that to Hamilton? I wouldn't even go near him with a stick🙏 🤣

No problem at all.
thanks to you too 😍

But you did say you were going to gouge his eyes out 🤣 How exactly do you plan on doing that without using your hands or a stick? 🤣
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Christian Williams61 said:Lewis 🤦 probably needs to start wearing sunglasses under his helmet since everything is blindingly bright in front of him anyway 🙂
So there's your champion for you. He can't even find a way to justify that total mess ☕

What a brilliant explanation 🤣 As soon as the SC comes out, he starts hearing loud noises in his ears and seeing all these flashing lights 🤣 And then suddenly everything just gets too complicated for him 😂
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Maria Nelson2 said:Jelda 😍

Don't be so out of context 😁 (2:1 🤣 )

Post the whole thing ....☕

Well fine, since you gentlemen insist on your own embarrassment 🤣

McLaren
Lewis Hamilton (2nd)
“Into Turn One, I was very close to Sebastian Vettel, I went for the gap, I out-braked him and we went into the corner side-by-side. He gave me room, but we touched and the contact damaged my front wing. When the Safety Car came out, the team did a great job to change the nosebox and tyres. After that my pace was much better and I was able to push Seb, but it’s impossible to pass around here when the cars are so closely matched. Whenever a Safety Car comes out, it’s difficult to compute all the information. There are all these beeps in your ear, and lights flashing on your dashboard too. There’s got to be a certain time between the ‘Safety Car One’ line and the ‘Safety Car Two’ line, and between those two lines you can go fast. So it’s all a bit complicated. So I pushed past the last Safety Car line, and was obviously then trying to close the gap to Seb. But as I came out of the first corner, all of a sudden I saw the Safety Car coming out, so I backed off and went across the line as I did that, so I thought I was okay. When the team told me I had a drive-through penalty, I made time by pushing as hard as I could, and was able to increase the gap a bit to the guys behind. I took my penalty - it’s quite a long time to spend at 37 miles/h in the pit lane - and I came out second. I don’t see how that’s unfair - it’s racing, and those are the rules, and we all have to accept them.”

And he claims it's all just way too complicated for poor little him 🙂 🤣
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Frank Collins85 said:to your grandson, you think 🤣

🤣

And here we go, an explanation from Lewis himself 🙏

Whenever a Safety Car comes out, it’s difficult to compute all the information. There are all these beeps in your ear, and lights flashing on your dashboard too.

Hahaha 😂😂😂

I mean seriously, how can you not love him? 🤣
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
redheron12 said:Grandpa burned through his brakes in those first 20 laps—once that happened, it was game over for him. 🤷

Wasn't that Rosberg? 😁
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Maria Nelson2 said:Total fraud 😉

🤣🤣🤣
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Jonathan Booth5 said:That’s how you drive, maco. 😍

Instead of waiting for someone to crash into a wall like they're chasing a BATon just to snatch a win. 🤷

Yeah, he basically did that out of pure fear that Gumbek might actually catch up and overtake him again, even though his engineers promised him it wouldn't happen. 😱

Honestly, I think I get why Hamilton made that move. 🤣
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Nancy Scott5 said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKYyvHvO-jA
You can clearly see him blow past both the Medical car and the SC right there!

Man, what a psycho 🙂

Psycho Lewis 🙂

I don't know about you guys, but if I have to choose between someone who's a danger to everyone around them and a crybaby, I guess I'll always go with the crybaby. 🤷 😁
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
stormybadger8 said:Bernie needs to lock himself in a basement with Max for a month, then we’ll see whose ass hurts more. 🤣

There’s no doubt about it: Bernie is a total jerk and quite literally the evil of this sport, but that's beside the point. 🤷

If that actually happened, then Alonso knew all about it. If so, they should have been banned from F1 for good, stripped of every single title and point they ever earned—including Piquet Sr.'s.

If little Piquet is lying, that’s actually the more likely scenario. I highly doubt he could pull off a move like that with such perfect timing. He’s just not an accurate enough driver for something like that.🤣Then it’s just a massive, dirty scandal. At that point, they should just penalize him and his dad by stripping away every single point and title they have, then scrub them both from F1 history entirely.

Unfortunately, since it’s actually true, we’re never going to find out anyway.

😂Hahaha, I swear, I love you😂
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Maria Nelson2 said:WTF 🤷

Took another hit to the head again 🤷😁

Didn't you just say something about those Alonso fans 🤷 Well, here we go again, using the exact same logic 😁
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
stormybadger8 said:Not "best man," just Kobayashi. 😳

Alonso, you brought this on yourself. No point overthinking it.
He and Ferrari are solely responsible for this disaster. They have a car that we all know could easily overtake others, could easily dominate a race on a single set of tires, and they knew everyone else had already pitted. Their decision was pure stupidity—for Alonso, it was bad, but for Massa, it would've been better if they just parked him in the garage. ☕

I haven't seen tactical idiocy this bad even from Christian Horner and Red Bull Racing. Only the old man managed to outdo them today; he always has to be the best. 😳

Ferrari really screwed things up. If they keep sabotaging Alonso like this, I think I'm done rooting for them. 🤣 It’s a good thing Kimi managed to walk away from that unscathed. 😁Given all the mental anguish he went through today... I guess you could say Alonso is still the moral winner. 😳

I haven't seen tactical stupidity quite like this since the days of Horner and Red Bull Racing. Honestly, I guess Grandpa managed to outdo himself today—he always has to be the absolute best, doesn't he? 😳

🤣
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
stormybadger8 said:Look, nobody has a clue if Alonso is lying through his teeth or telling the truth. 🤷

But damn, I'll say it myself: overtaking the SC makes sense, everything seems fine there. The real question is why Alonso didn't do the exact same thing. 🤷 Did they signal that they weren't allowed, or was it just his own call? That's the heart of the issue right there. 😉

However, overtaking the ambulance under yellow flags (if that's actually what happened—weirdly enough, how does Alonso even know that?) is definitely not okay. You can't justify that, period. 🤷

This whole race is completely trashed because of that SC. Someone definitely needs to get hammered for this, though I have no idea who. 🤷 We need to figure out what actually went down. 😉

Potential penalties:
Lewis Hamilton - for overtaking if he wasn't told he was allowed to.
Alonso - if he was told he could go and chose not to, screwing everyone behind him.
Sebastian Vettel - if he overtook the SC too. 🤷
Race officials - if they're the ones who fucked this all up.

And finally, I don't know if anyone else caught this, but it looked to me like the marshals were waving blue flags while the old man was overtaking Ayrton Senna, Xavi Marcos, Timo Glock, and di Grassi. I don't get it—did he come out of the pits behind them and was just racing them normally? 😕
Maybe it’s just me, or maybe someone else was involved, but those flags were being waved from the side. 😕

As for Alonso and Nelson Piquet, they both should've been banned from Formula 1 forever for that (assuming it's actually true). I have zero doubts about that. ☕

Of course he isn't lying; it's not like he's carrying Lewis Hamilton on his back.😍
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Maria Nelson2 said:Those kinds of things...🤔

That’s just lovely of you...😁 ☕

1:1 😁
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Christian Williams61 said:And honestly, if he doesn't snap 🥳 I mean, can you blame us for wanting to hand him a bullet to the head? 🥳

A bullet to the head, for crying out loud 🤣 🤦

And then people like that go around complaining about Alonso 🙄
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Well, bravo. 👏 I guess if Lewis can't make it to the podium any other way, we’re all just supposed to look the other way when it comes to the rules. 😍

Alonso & Kobayashi were the real winners today. 👋 👋 😁
EU, June 25–27, "Miami street Circuit in Formula 1 ·
Alonso:

Then the safety car came out, which wasn't ideal for our side of things, but Hamilton actually overtook the safety car, which was something I'd honestly never witnessed before—overtaking the medical car right under yellow flags.

😲I can totally see why Alonso lost his mind😲

Instead of a drive-through penalty, they probably should have just given 😲 Hamilton another round of whatever madness he was pulling😲

Hamilton 🙄