Posts by rustystag7

Arthur Martinez7 said:go check out their profile 😬

so what am I supposed to do with a piece of cardboard now??? you want me to wipe my ass with it???😕

steelwolf15 said:and honestly, not even 😕
like opening some random porn site, yeah,
but watching a movie like that is just boring to me😕

unless, obviously, if it’s happening live
between me and someone I actually love and want😍 😍 😍

yeah, that's not a bad way to go either...

man oh man, damn you, mindoljevic, even if mia looks here and there at some porn, you aren't even watching👎

driftingotter2 said:man, you can take those measly ten cents and shove 'em up your ass🙏

seriously dude, whether I'm getting laid or not has nothing to do with your tiny little ego... maybe try growing that thing out another ten cents so we actually have something worth talking about🙏 🙏

driftingotter2 said:man, when was the last time you actually got laid?

come on, just be real with us, we're all buddies here... 🙏

dude, seriously, you almost made me spill my soda all over my screen 🤣 🤣

driftingotter2 said:look, sweetie,
I’ve got a real man's foot here, okay?
it's not some tiny little thing like a size 7 shoe.👎

mine is a legit, full-sized foot... like, if you get kicked right in the backside, it really lands.🙏 🙏

Arthur Martinez7 said:man, tommy, you’re definitely getting a red card for that one 🤣

wait, what kind of card are we even talking about here???😕

hey steelwolf15, you watching porn?😕

Man, I'm not even gonna ask in the morning because I already know the answer...

I'm telling you guys, this guy is just totally out of it.😠

steelwolf15 said:man, you don't even need feathers for that 🙏 🙏 🙏

look, i'm 43 and still hitting it out of the park

driftingotter2 said:college girls during office hours 🙏 🙏 🙏

man, forget that...

it’s just not the same thing 👎

driftingotter2 said:once you actually meet a girl, you realize he isn't even watching porn anymore🙂😁

I mean, what he's watching...😕 honestly, that just feels wrong to me.👎

Like, if I were to share my own messy, ridiculous life stories with someone who's that out of touch...
there is zero chance.👎

driftingotter2 said:once you actually find a girl you click with, you realize he’s not even looking at porn anymore🙂😁

it's not about what he's watching😕

Thomas Cruz15 said:🤣 🤣
Where I'm from, back in my neck of the woods, we just call that a heavy load—none of those fancy foreign characters needed here 😬

Man, where on earth are you even from? 🤣 🤣

Jonathan Booth5 said:It's just what it is, man. 😉
We used to have stuff like garden salads, or even some heavy comfort food, you know, like a big bowl of baked beans or some hearty chili... 🙏 🙏

My grandad always said if it wasn't for you, they wouldn't even know how to order any of those fancy salads...
They’d probably just be standing there looking totally lost at some waitress in a diner and end up settling for whatever she tells them to eat. 🙏 🙏

Jonathan Booth5 said:Man, the food was solid, but they definitely cut back on the portions 🙂
Bo was just being his usual laid-back, intellectually deficient self, I was just your average level of intellectually deficient, and Voce is out here gathering data for his master's thesis titled "Intellectual Deficiency in Academics: Myth or Reality"

Man, I feel terrible for missing out 👎

Seriously, without me there, Voce won't even be able to finish his degree...
It’s like trying to give a presentation on Formula 1 and forgetting to mention Schumacher 👎

If I was thinking about my grandpa having sex with Mia over and over, does that make me some kind of freak???😕

Jonathan Booth5 said:Bokiććććć 😍

old man Booth5 🙏 🙏

so how's it going, man?
seriously, tell me how you dealt with those absolute idiots like those guys on those late-night talk shows...

you should probably charge them for the lesson today, honestly, because I bet they're out there right now trying to act smart to someone else 🙏 🙏

steelwolf15 said:honestly, they really ought to shake things up and swap out the hosts :2up: 🙂

mia che guevara🙏 🙏 🙏

Sandra Ortiz50 said:well yeah, if you've got a sweet tooth 😁

@antinohije, man, how do I even know you're the real deal? unlike rustystag7 over here who clearly doesn't have a clue who anyone is. honestly, I can't stand him sometimes 🙂 😬

you gonna give me the honest truth? 😍

it's actually killing my eyes just trying to talk about you 🙏 🙏

Sandra Ortiz50 said:So, I heard that rustystag7 doesn't actually know who I am, which is kind of wild, right? Anyway, figured I should probably reach out and introduce myself properly.🙂

Hey, good to meet you, Ante. 🙏 🙏

So, did anything actually survive that whole Thermite mess???

Come on, give me the lowdown—what kind of deep wisdom was being dropped there???🙏 🙏Hit me up when you have a sec, alright?