Posts by rustystag7

Man, I think I actually need some real medical attention right about now...
I just downed four Hershey’s bars like twenty minutes ago.

First, I had two, but honestly, it didn't feel like enough—kind of felt like a total idiot—so I grabbed two more salty pretzels. It's like, man, if life is just one big masquerade ball, I'm going all in. Now I've gone and smeared Nutella all over everything, and I've got this nagging feeling that this isn't gonna be the last time I do something this stupid.😠

driftingotter2 said:I'm feeling pretty spammy tonight
and since we're hanging out on this forum

I really feel like I need to go off somewhere
so if anyone knows a thread where I can just vent or rant, let me know 🙏

pure stupidity in America 🙏 🙏

driftingotter2 said:hey Divojko, did you actually opt for the heated seats? 😕

I mean, who gives a damn about the extra cost...
if the seat's freezing during a blizzard, I'm getting those heated seats, period.

Jonathan Booth5 said:Divojko, man, what are we even talking about here? I’ve got this solid Fisman water heater—it heats up way faster than that old unit over at Lake Tahoe, and honestly, it just works every single time.🙏 🙏

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

but seriously, that last part is the kicker...

I mean, what kind of water heaters are you guys even running???

We’re using a Vaillant combo unit and it's killer. It handles everything like it's nothing, almost like having a backup generator and extra turbines running in the background just to be safe.🙏 🙏

Man, what are you even talking about? Is Skripala 😁

Seriously though, pro tip for everyone: please, for the love of God, stay away from half-leather or full leather seats 😠

I mean, sure, maybe I'm just a wimp, but you'll freeze your butt off if you sit in one of those...
They look pretty sharp, but they are freezing 😠

driftingotter2 said:man, I used to roll in a Vento back before the Laguna days

honestly, such a sweet ride

the Zeta was pretty slick too 🙏

whatever, man, just look at it and see for yourself 😕

http://www.autotrader.com/default.aspx?ID=367

Man, I was just thinking... how much of a steal would a 2.0 TDI be if you actually picked one up?😕

driftingotter2 said:if you're rocking that thick Brooklyn accent, then I guess I'm basically a total fraud😲 😳

man, just come fix my boots while you're at it😕

Jonathan Booth5 said:Hey guys, is it freezing where you are too? It’s already down to like 19 degrees Fahrenheit over here 🙏 🙏

it's freaking brutal out there 😠

driftingotter2 said:Man,
you’ve basically dodged two bullets today already.
First there was that whole mess with the gas canister by the table,
and now those two guys looking for trouble and throwing sudden punches.

The American James Bond🙏 🙏

Jonathan Booth5 said:Look, man, some traditions just gotta be respected. If we’re all hanging out at a dive bar eating greasy sliders, then you gotta call it from my iPhone and make sure the appetizers are top-tier. Boško, you totally messed up 👎 😍

😍 what kind of guy 🙏 🙏 🙏

man, seriously, why didn't you guys use your phone to film how Jonathan Booth5 is pulling his hair out while Boško hits him with the bill 🙏 🙏

driftingotter2 said:Tony, man, you must've loved getting roasted by us today.

I gotta tell ya though, the first time we tried to call you out, I was actually moving my phone and thought, "Alright, let me get Tony on the line."

And then Jonathan Booth5 goes, "No, no, don't bother."
He's like, "Here, just use my phone instead."🙏

Well yeah, obviously... I mean, you and Jonathan Booth5 sound pretty much identical anyway....
Man, it didn't even hit me until later, but I realized it's totally because of your accent.🙏 🙏

The Mondeo is a legit car, honestly, it's awesome.👋

Nicole Ross37 said:😕 DESCRIBE IT... man, forget about the all-caps 😍

I honestly don't think you can put this kind of prep into words 🙏 🙏

It’s just all those tiny details that come with a real BBQ spread, like some juicy girl at a roadside stand or warm biscuits... it's like that slow-cooked pork where the animal was raised and handled specifically just to end up on your plate one day, which is why the meat is so much juicier 🙏 🙏

driftingotter2 said:when you actually know what you're looking for, you just know 🙏 😁 😎

man, look, any person with half a brain is gonna go for a Sony Ericsson (honestly, I've gone through five of them myself over the years)

and if you've got the cash, you're obviously grabbing the top-of-the-line model. 😍

driftingotter2 said:Honestly, you’re better off just finding some decent adult movie to watch instead.

🙏

Man, I really wish someone had just told him straight up... like, just laid it all out there from the jump.
I mean, let's be real... you can't even expect a regular guy to function like a normal human being without occasionally checking out some porn. It’s just part of the deal now, isn't it? Like, how are you supposed to stay totally dialed in all the time? It's like trying to run a marathon without ever grabbing a Gatorade—eventually, the system just needs that little reset, you know? It's practically built into the hardware at this point.
It’s like trying to start your morning without that first cup of coffee. Just... off. Everything feels a little bit out of sync. 🙏 🙏 I mean, sure, I don't touch coffee—never been my thing—but hey, at least I’m spending my downtime watching porn. 🙏 🙏

driftingotter2 said:where the hell are the extra numbers, you moron? 🙏

There ain't no extra numbers for me, I just aim true...
forget about backups, I don't miss...

Extra numbers are for amateurs 🙏 🙏

Either play the Powerball or go mess around with those extra digits 😠

Man, it’s finally running... kind of like sitting in a Starbucks where you just stare at everything because if you even breathe on it too hard, the whole thing is gonna crash 😁

so seriously though, which one of you absolute legends thinks he could actually hold his own in a fight against Serena Williams? 😕

Jonathan Booth5 said:It’s happening either Friday night or Saturday afternoon 🙏 🙏
That Mercedes looks terrible, Bob, honestly you’ve got even worse taste than I do, which is saying something 🙏 🙏

get this—your truck actually looks better than a Ford Laguna 🙏 🙏

so yeah, I think that pretty much covers my opinion on Bob's taste 🙏 🙏

driftingotter2 said:a lady doesn't just flip you the bird👎

nah, she wasn't flipping anyone off... she was just showing some real class🙏 🙏