Posts by Maria Anderson

I honestly have this feeling that Branko Ivanković must have spent some serious time out on the pitch at some point in his career...

So, how’s Ikodinović doing lately?😢

Things are definitely looking up! Terry Fisher2

Henry Martin67 said:An American 🤷

Maybe we should look toward a coach from Water Polo—I bet they’ve got someone like Radomir on their roster!😁

neonheron12 said:Oh wow, so maybe the Orthodox community was closer all along!!1two

Now we’re all just sitting tight, waiting for Jesus to step up and give us the final word on the whole thing...🙂

😁

Jessica Wood7 said:Oh, please. How could I not know? Did you seriously just ask me to bring you some red velvet robe for Christmas because you're dying to be the Grand Master of them all?😁

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Alright, where are we at?🙂

Look, there’s really no need to go bringing that up in front of everyone right now!....🙂...Hey! Just checking in—did you catch that?....😬...

darkfox14 said:I mean, Jesus definitely wouldn't be signing up for AT&T's high-speed service. He's all about fighting monopolies and those shady corporate scams.🙂

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And honestly, he probably isn't even a fan of their corporate colors either...

plus, I'm pretty sure he'd have plenty of profound things to say in a thread about electric razors, too!

Jessica Wood7 said:That’s exactly how these kinds of cover-ups work best.😉

Exactly my point.

I mean, just look at this—none of you even suspected I was actually part of the Freemasons! 🙂

darkfox14 said:Jesus stood against injustice, oppression, and crime... He'd definitely have some things to say regarding politics.
What I really want to know is what Jesus would tell those believers who try to justify killing Mexican civilians by bringing up "historical context," or the ones who ignore massive corporate looting during wartime transitions and act like it was just necessary—you know, that whole "it had to happen this way" excuse🤣.

He’d probably just stick to his usual way of posting on the forum...🙂

I wonder if they'd offer him high-speed fiber internet or something like that for free...😁

Jessica Wood7 said:Look at him—man, talk about clumsy. I guess he has to stay under the radar, though; there are way too many hammers running around out there when he could probably find a nail somewhere else.😉

He really wasn't exactly bursting with brilliant ideas, was he?

All he did was nudge things forward by a couple of days, which feels pretty lazy and obvious if you ask me...🤷

neonheron12 said:Jesus seems mostly interested in sports. He has a bit of a quirky way of typing, sometimes starting sentences with lowercase letters, and he doesn't really go overboard with emojis either:

But hey, he was actually born on January 2nd! 😕

Maybe we’ve just been wandering through a massive, beautiful illusion this entire time! It honestly feels like we could have been living under a total cloud of misunderstanding, much like how someone might think they're driving down a straight highway in Kansas only to realize they've actually been circling a giant, winding canyon road without even noticing. It’s wild to think about, isn't it? We build our whole lives around certain truths, believing they are as solid as a skyscraper in Chicago, but then reality shifts, and suddenly everything looks completely different!🤷

darkfox14 said:If Jesus were hanging out on this forum, his political views would probably be the exact opposite of the people who constantly weaponize faith to push their agendas (looking at you, Republican Party and Libertarian Party)!

I honestly feel like he’d have plenty of ground to cover over in the Politics section...

but isn't it just incredibly tragic🤔.....that someone like Jesus would actually find so much to say about modern American politics...🤷

I just don't quite get it...🤷

Isn't the question actually pretty straightforward?

What I’m really curious about is how he would go about navigating these kinds of forum spaces? 😕

You bet!

What do you guys think his take on this topic would be?

I’m honestly convinced he’d totally get it, much like how a seasoned pro understands the game without needing a playbook. There just isn't any reason for him to see things any other way, right? I can't for the life of me find a single reason why he wouldn't be on board.

I’ve been thinking lately—how do you all picture Jesus hanging out on an online forum? Let's just dive right into the scenario I've laid out here.

I’d love to pose a question to the moderators: how would you even handle it if you had to hand out a ban or a warning to Jesus because he was being a total troll?

And what about his username? Would he stick to something straightforward like "Jesus," or would he get a little playful and show up under handles like, iSuS, Definitely Not Jesus, 1sus, IsUs, or maybe even Jim Caviezel... and things like that?

I'm also dying to know what his posts would actually look like! Would they be cynical and biting, full of irony, or just incredibly raw and honest?

Which subforums do you think would be his most frequent stops? Maybe the Parenting & Kids section🤣?
Would he be checking in to comment on the Champions League? Or would he spend his time lurking in the Garden or Home Decor sections? Would he hang out in the Teenage subforum? I mean the specific subforum, not a group chat.

Do you think he’d get some kind of special VIP treatment when it comes to choosing moderators?

What do you think his go-to emoji would be? 🧐 or ☕?

Would you feel any different if you actually managed to help him out with something small, like showing him the ropes on how to embed a link in a post?

Do you think he’d use a burner account to jump onto Reddit and start dropping comments or opening entire threads?

Or maybe he’d use a clone account specifically to start a thread about how Jesus uses forums, just to lurk and see what everyone thinks of him?

I actually tried starting this over in the religion section, but for some reason, people just didn't seem to get the vibe. I honestly can't figure out why.

Stay far away from Marijuana.🙂

I once knew a guy who completely lost his mind after smoking just two joints; he ended up killing his dog and assaulting his older sister the moment he walked through the door.😱

Believe me...

It really does feel like we might actually make it from Vuco's doorstep all the way to election day...

At this rate, you'll soon have people at a local diner in Chicago debating the finer points of web programming over breakfast claws and coffee.🙏

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Ethan Garcia8 said:When the new Penal Code was passed recently, they bumped up the penalties for soft drugs. The Republicans pushed it through. It seems like they view drug use as a much bigger threat than domestic violence. For example, there was just a case out in Indianapolis where some kids got handed two years for "dealing"—and we're talking about 12 grams of weed, which is basically just 10 joints. 🙂

And honestly, screw the GOP, just for kicks. The elections are tomorrow. I’m rooting for a total washout for those old-school establishment types. 😁

I honestly have no idea what kind of nonsense you're spinning here...😬

Well, that would probably go for maybe three or four bucks🙂🤣

OT.

country music and feminism😬

I’ve heard the quality is absolutely top-tier down there...🙂

Seriously, if you happen to score any connections while you're traveling, just shoot me a DM...

I'll make sure to get you paid as soon as you're back stateside...😁

Personally, I don't really mind at all....
I can handle it....

It’s almost like how ABC constantly plays chicken with the other major networks to see who can snag the biggest primetime matchups...
...and they somehow always come out on top....☕

I'm basically stealing fire from the gods here...

...and honestly? I'm doing a pretty spectacular job of it...