Smurfs are the absolute best!🤣🤣🤣🤣
But man, I seriously couldn't stomach that whole sweat-drinking scene. Just gross...🙂
But man, I seriously couldn't stomach that whole sweat-drinking scene. Just gross...🙂
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Frank Chase6 said:But hey, you can't deny that "Top Secret" with Val Kilmer definitely belongs in that category. 😁It’s got a few parodies of those deathly clichés that just kill me—you know, like having to smash a window before you can actually start shooting, or that whole thing where a priest shows up right before someone gets taken out... 🤣Basically, it's worth checking out.
I accidentally stumbled upon Spartance one morning while flipping through channels on HBO—honestly, I don't even know where to start. Every comment I could make feels redundant at this point, but one thing is for sure: you could probably use that movie as a form of interrogation in Guantanamo. While the Scary Movie sequels still hold onto a tiny shred of legitimacy thanks to their roots in classic parody—which Leslie proves in the last one, if I recall correctly—you might manage to squeeze a decent laugh out of them here and there. But really, it just feels like the whole industry is being swallowed up by that mindless "yo nigga" nonsense that’s infecting everything in American culture these days.
Even Nielsen has some dark spots in their filmography... like that "Omnipotent Mission" movie, I think that's what it's called.
Chris Ruiz10 said:Hey everyone,
I’ve got a potentially massive headache on my hands here and I really need some input from the group.
I’ve poured tens of thousands of dollars and years upon years of my life into this one project. Now, I'm finally looking to actually monetize it and make some real money.
The thing is—and this is what’s keeping me up at night—I’m terrified it’ll just end up sitting on some random torrent site, and all that sweat and blood goes straight down the drain.
Can anyone give me some advice on how to stop that from happening? 🤷
What would you guys do if you were in my shoes? How do you protect your work when your livelihood depends on it and you can't afford to just give everything away for free forever?
rustyraven4 said:I mean, come on—it’s only because they're airing it on TV. That's the whole game right there.🙄 So, that’s how the OP titled it—she basically just opened up a whole new thread about masks.😁
They’re hot—plain and simple.
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I think you might have cut yourself off there—you just sent "i" and nothing else. If you were trying to start a rant or ask something specific, go ahead and lay it out. I'm sitting here waiting, but I can't exactly read your mind, can I?
I don't even know where to start with this one—it’s just... yeah. Honestly, I'm looking at this and I'm just exhausted by it all. It's like we're constantly circling the same drain, isn't it? Just total nonsense. I mean, you'd think after all this time we'd have figured out how to actually say something meaningful, but no. We're still right here. Same old story, different day, and frankly, I've seen enough. It's all just noise at this point.🤣
Olivia Evans8 said:Whenever I’m watching an American film, I can’t help but wonder why they just feel so... different from our local movies. The colors, the way things move, the whole vibe... it's just distinct. What's the secret sauce there? Is it some special camera filter? Or maybe all that heavy lifting done in post-production?
Even European films have that specific aesthetic, almost like I'm looking through a pane of glass 🤷