I’d appreciate it if you could stop quoting him—some of us have already hit the ignore button, and his constant...🙂 might have been amusing once, but now it’s just plain tedious.
Jacob White49 said:I heard a joke today—apparently, Kimi is going to beat Alonso in Malaysia!🤣
So, Kimi hasn't beaten Alonso in a single race during his entire career? Please—enlighten us on why that’s supposedly hilarious and hit me with a joke while you're at it.
rustydrifter10 said:Just wait until I get my hands on some gear, and then we'll see how much you have to say. If you even have anything left to say at all! 🥳
Hey Tempi, honestly, I’m down for whatever—even if it means bringing a knife to the fight! 😳
rustycobra32 Asks: She’s going to be absolutely floored...🤣
Well, go ahead then—surprise me! 😁 Even though my balding isn't exactly a shock to anyone, I guess it’s just one of those things that happens! 😁
Honestly, with that siren wailing on the train, I’m basically just sitting here waiting to get scalped... and considering her high-ranking position on this forum, maybe we should just refer to rustydrifter10 as Mrs. Miller in this thread—just to save her from any trouble with the higher-ups.🙂
Adding a bit of STDs and parasites would actually spice up the narrative—at least during those high-stakes Wild West duels, considering how much itching and discomfort can mess with your aim. It would give the whole thing a much needed layer of gritty authenticity. Honestly, I’m demanding at least some decent grit in this story!🧐 rustydrifter10 is to blame because they aren't watching their footing.🙂
swifttiger75 said:This turned into a total circus... 🤣 Well, glad you guys are having fun with it. Obviously, I'm keeping tabs on everything, so I'll make sure to weave it all into the story. The next episode is already done—I'll drop it shortly after qualifying. Apache is taking center stage!!! And things are getting interesting in the paddock tonight, too...
Maybe rustydrifter10 will finally catch up, given she's running behind on the business side—seeing as her assistants aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, and you know how it goes when people start dropping the ball or getting caught up in the chaos.😍
Jason Campbell70 said:Oh right, now I need to include everyone who has even posted a single time on this subforum.
The main characters of the forum should also be the main characters of the story. Hmm...vice versa does that hold up?
Fine, you can just be some minor, insignificant extra.
Don't give me that—you saw me stepping in like some social worker, which is clearly a supporting role at best... For now, though, you're definitely one of the primary villains.🙂
stormybadger8 said:This is highly likely to be the case 👍 And accidents in Formula 1 probably play a role too... for instance, I'm convinced Fernando Alonso isn't nearly as aggressive on the edge as he was after Belgium 2012... Dammit, those moments just stay with you—you find yourself hesitating to go full throttle every single time. It’s just a natural part of the process in the end.
Isn't that exactly what Mika Häkkinen said after his incident—that he felt about half a second slower per lap because he had one foot on the brake?
stormybadger8 said:If it wasn't just about Seb... Look, to me, Sebastian was a way better driver before he even hit Formula 1 than both Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton ☕
Five or six years ago, people thought I was pretty crazy😬 Now they don't think I'm quite as nuts, though I'm still a little bit of a nutcase 🤣
I wasn't just talking about Obrvan and Lewis—though we might actually be on the same page there—but given how disorganized Red Bull seems to be in certain areas, combined with Kimi’s signature ice-cold temperament, I wonder how he’d actually fit into that squad. Let's indulge in a little bit of "what if" speculation.🙂 There’s also Rosberg, Button, and plenty of others who knew exactly how to capitalize on a car's peak performance when it actually mattered. Formula racing is ultimately a synergy between the machine and the driver—it isn't just one or the other. Since you clearly spend most of your time tracking Red Bull, I’ll direct this specific question to you; I suspect you might be capable of seeing the bigger picture if you could just look past everything through Sebastian Vettel's lens for a moment.
I’m asking because when I think back to how Markov absolutely wrecked Sebastian, or how Coulthard's move against Mikko went down—if Massa ever pulled something like that on Lewis Hamilton, there would probably be a public execution happening in the middle of Times Square by the next morning.
Sebastian Vettel celebrates 32 career wins and his 4th title tomorrow... and he’s doing it right where he grabbed his very first 🙏😍
Just one question—as someone who follows Sebastian Vettel so closely, which other driver on the grid do you honestly think could achieve that same kind of symbiosis with a team and deliver comparable results? You know as well as I do that it isn't all just down to Seb🙂.
darkmarlin16 said:but you know damn well why things went down the way they did😳
What kind of fraud is this guy? It's just not right—he's only ever proven himself in a single car. Honestly, I have no stomach for athletes like this, or even those high-profile frauds like Paolo Maldini, Ryan Giggs, Steven Gerrard, Javier Zanetti, Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas, or Larry Bird. And where are they now? They act like Zlatan Ibrahimović, Fernando Alonso, or Cristiano Ronaldo—where everyone else is always at fault unless they happen to be the best, at which point they just jump ship for whoever writes the biggest check and spend the rest of their time whining about how their teammates weren't up to their standard...
@darkmarlin16, maybe next time you'll try using a bit more logic... 🙂
Sean Smith39 said:What are the actual symptoms of schizophrenia? Who usually gets hit by this—and is it more common in men or women? Thanks in advance for any info.
If you head over to the politics section, you'll find endless threads about "same-sex marriage and similar topics"—you could pull enough material from there to build your own definition if you wanted to. Honestly, you could probably compile your own little statistics based on half the users on this forum alone.🙂
I say we just implement a new rule: let Fernando Alonso start his race two hours before everyone else, clock his time, and slot him into the standings based on that. Then maybe—just maybe—the conspiracy theorists will finally run out of things to say.
Exactly. Generally speaking, I find it a shame when championships are decided by factors outside the control of the drivers actually fighting for the title—mechanical failures and all that—but hey, shit happens. That's just the nature of the sport. Sometimes collisions are inevitable, especially right at the start, where it often reaches a point where nobody is strictly at fault when cars touch or bump. As for the conspiracy theories, they honestly make me laugh—like that nonsense from a few pages back claiming Kimi Räikkönen was intentionally forcing him off. In my view, Fernando Alonso is a fair driver who avoids unnecessary contact, but let's be real: Kimi isn't some reckless amateur either; most of the time, he’s the one braking early just to avoid a wreck.
Oh, please—you’re just playing dumb. But why you, specifically? At least when you actually feel like showing up, you get the job done on the soccer field.
I’m looking for some clarity here—why wasn't there any further action taken against user loysyb in the soccer sub after I reported them? When they were banned, it clearly stated they were using a clone account under the name "Bayern Fan," which was registered right after the initial ban. To make matters worse, those problematic posts weren't even scrubbed until two days after my report. I’d appreciate an explanation, especially since I always take my own penalties without making a scene. Thanks.
Is it standard practice to apply different sets of rules just because someone happens to be a high-volume poster?