Sepang Grand Prix - March 30, 2014

Not a chance, Massa takes the lead here

Valetri, Massa is outperforming you...
Massa isn't even cracking the top seven 👋

The fastest driver took the win, while the best runner-up is just steps away from the podium.
Deception all around.

Jason Campbell70 said:The fastest guy won, and the best one is just a hair away from the podium.
Total robbery.

Jason Campbell70 said:Basically regarding Vettel—he’s no smarter or more capable than Hamilton.

I'd say Vettel actually takes the lead in both categories.

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Sebastian Vettel says he executed it perfectly,

Now it’s time for Sebastian Vettel to show Lewis Hamilton how it’s done when you're sitting behind the wheel of a dominant car...

Williams looks really sharp this season, especially Valtteri Bottas. That wall hit last race and this penalty totally screwed him over. I know he can perform way better than this. Felipe Massa just couldn't make any headway at the end. 🤣

ruggedhawk20 said:.

I’d appreciate it if you could stop quoting him—some of us have already hit the ignore button, and his constant...🙂 might have been amusing once, but now it’s just plain tedious.

darkmarlin16 said:Vel executed, says Vettel

I practically gagged at the sheer amount of sentimentality pumped through the team radio.

"It was good, but we aren't quite where we want to be yet."
Give me a break. As if you just handed us all the answers. 🙏🙏🙏

Jason Campbell70 said:The fastest driver took the win, while the best one just missed out on the podium.
Just a bit of gamesmanship between them.

Well put.

ruggedhawk20 said:.

Alright, fine. We get it.

Sebastian Vettel is just way more clueless and incompetent than Lewis Hamilton.

I mean, I can't even argue with you there.

Is he actually losing his hair from all the stress? Maybe once things settle down, it'll finally start growing back. 😬

Get lost, you heathen
Jason Campbell70 is calling you out

🙏🙏🙏

I think I might just go back to my old move from March 2007—setting my avatar to the helmet of the fastest driver in Formula 1.

Hang in there, Felipe Massa! 😁

As expected, it was a Mercedes win—kudos to Red Bull Racing, though I really feel for Daniel Ricciardo. Alonso had a decent race too (even if his fans think overtaking the FIA by 25+ laps on ancient tires is some kind of masterstroke!). And man, Kimi... I’ve been putting up with that guy's quirks since 2003 🙂, so I know how it goes. Mostly, it looks like Ferrari is just stuck in a rut with zero real progress, and honestly, what on earth is going on with McLaren??

And then we all decided

jadeseal7 said:Hang in there, Felipe Massa.😁

Mercedes performed as expected. Kudos to Red Bull Racing, though it's a shame for Daniel Ricciardo. Alonso had a solid race—even if his fans think passing the FIA with 25+ laps to go on old tires was some kind of masterstroke. As for Kimi... man, I've been putting up with that guy's setbacks since 2003🙂. Mostly, Ferrari feels stuck in total stagnation with zero progress. And McLaren? What is even happening with them??

Solid signing.

I’m looking through this thread and I honestly can't help but wonder why it smells so much like desperation and ego!😕
As if being fourteen somehow grants you some kind of elite status or prestige.
😁

Is he some kind of Hollywood A-lister now? Honestly, Blaž 😂
The moment he stepped into the spotlight, nobody had a clue who he was, so they all just scrambled to look him up on Google

Jason Campbell70 said:It's a solid signing.

Jason Campbell70—look, since you’re basically the resident troll of this entire forum, you really don't need to quote me. We have a long season ahead of us, so why don't you just go ahead and celebrate outperforming the FIA? Go enjoy your neighbor's misfortune and try to keep those memories of 2006 to yourself for once.😉

This race has really underscored two fundamental truths: first, that the Mercedes-Benz is currently in a league of its own, and second, that Sebastian Vettel has earned every bit of his four world titles. To deliver a qualifying performance that impressive in a car that isn't quite as fast as the leader—nearly snatching pole position, no less—and then to maintain such a relentless pace against Nico Rosberg once the track dried out? It truly deserves the highest level of respect and admiration 🙏

And as for Kimi, well, it was another underwhelming outing 😢